Ripping off a post I just saw in the Isaac Arthur subreddit. Imagining we work out the technical ability. Examples they suggested were:
Vanth, 
Our bodies need some trace metals, problem is it can’t differentiate between metals it needs and metals that will kill it. “Hell yeah, delicious zinc” as it noms down on lead instead of pooping it out.
Kecessa, Fix our spine and knees
Boozilla, 
Body hair should have multiple sliders like a video game avatar. Wanna be furry all over like a Persian cat or a poodle? No problem. Want to be smooth as a dolphin? Also no problem.
Blamemeta, Periods. Fuck periods. There has to be a better way.
cm0002, god has left the chat
FluffyPotato, Stop aging at 20
morphballganon, No nearsightedness/farsightedness
No arched noses
Everyone can breathe through their noses silently
No pectus carinatum/excavatum
Digestive tract hits limit on sugar digested and rejects the rest
No loosening of sensitive hair follicles; make every scalp hair difficult to remove/fall out
AstralPath, No more fucking hemorrhoids!
GlitterInfection, Maybe body odor could be an opt-in? For, like, sexy times between men who like that kind of thing…
foggy, Penis size, premature ejaculation, long male refractory period, and ED.
Wait that’s not all guys? /s
Balthazar, Suggestion: Each comment should be reposted to !monkeyspaw , or that community should be invited to respond here…
A_A, 
(+) baby pouch, like marsupials’
(+) limbs regrowth capacity, like salamanders’
HonkTonkWoman, A utility panel with usb ports, hard reset button, xd card slot, s-video port, etc, could be very useful.
Maybe installed on a butt cheek or back of a calf?
In all seriousness, a spinal realignment feature. Something that resets the joints & muscles in your back to factory default.
balderdash9, Reduce max fingernail length pls
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