RaineV1,

Most CEOs.

paddirn,

If you can be the CEO of multiple companies at the same time, then you’re probably not doing much in that position.

seaQueue,
@seaQueue@lemmy.world avatar

How else are your kids friends going to fail upwards and support 4+ kids?

Miclux,

Reddit mod.

But on the other hand the employment criteria is just to be mentally challenged.

shinigamiookamiryuu,

People get paid for that?

squiblet,
@squiblet@kbin.social avatar

Yes, actually despite claiming to be volunteers, mods of large communities on reddit are frequently offered decent sums of money for going along with shilling/advertising. That’s why many tried to become mods of hundreds of major subs, not for “power”.

shinigamiookamiryuu,

I’m a mod of a few I helped form and nobody’s ever told me about any monetary benefit. How does one apply?

squiblet,
@squiblet@kbin.social avatar

I mean the default subs that have millions of subscribers. Your subs look great topic-wise, but they have like 50 people so I don't think you're going to get ad offers yet.

TheOneCurly,
@TheOneCurly@lemmy.theonecurly.page avatar

Most people don’t run into any issues with mods online. If you’re constantly running into “asshole” authority figures in online communities it might be you…

Amity_Noceda,

Try to open a controversial topic, let’s say CCP or other heated sub reddit, Even when non political, mods straight power tripping when you ask serious questions.

But I think this is a reference for an old thread of “my wife think being a mod is not a real job”

cricket97,

Nah reddit mods are actually awful. I would tend to agree with you if it were a bunch of random mod teams but reddit is almost entirely controlled by a small group of powermods who get off on flexing their minute amount of power on an internet discussion forum. Truly awful people who contribute nothing to society by taking over small communities so they can use their power to indiscriminately ban people they disagree with.
The only incentive to become a reddit powermod is power.

squiblet,
@squiblet@kbin.social avatar

Sometimes, sure. But with ~15 years on reddit I have run into some power-tripping mods before... /r/portland, for example - I mainly agree with their politics but when I didn't they'd delete all of my posts and then shadowban me. Not allowed to disagree.

Apollo2323,

Influencers?

jesterkun,

Advertising

ptz,
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ManosTheHandsOfFate,
@ManosTheHandsOfFate@lemmy.world avatar

A lot of expensive business consulting (think PwC or Deloitte) exists just to tell organizations things the orgs already know.

Phanatik,

In fairness, some companies, especially the big ones, won't accept a hard truth until a third party agency tells them directly. This is primarily because the grunts of the workforce often have the most knowledge of the systems but whose opinions are easy to dismiss.

squiblet,
@squiblet@kbin.social avatar

This is because their execs are overpaid idiots who are on this list of people who should just stay home.

1rre,

People I know who work in consulting have said they charge an outrageous amount of money to speak to factory line workers and say what they’ve said to the factory managers because the managers are too up themselves to do it

AngryCommieKender,

That’s basically all Gordon Ramsay did on Kitchen Nightmares and Hotel Hell. The only time I can remember that it wasn’t because the owners or management weren’t listening to their workers, the problem was a 21 year old kid that BS’ed his way into a head chef position, who had no business being a head chef. The episode ended with the kid being fired, cause he couldn’t manage to maintain a clean kitchen.

BeefPiano,

They exist to take the blame. “PwC says we have to close down the plant, those damn bean counters!” - CEO who told PwC she wants to close down the plant

lorty,
@lorty@lemmy.ml avatar

The workers might know, but the executives would rather pay millions so a big name can tell them.

afraid_of_zombies,

Because they are connected to them. This is what happened with Toys R US. Bain Capital bought control and made the company hire consultants from Bain Capital.

scytale,

My apartment complex uses a package delivery service that basically acts as a middle man to receive your packages and deliver it to you. They use contractors who pick up packages from their warehouse and deliver them door-to-door. As expected, it’s common for packages to get lost/stolen. Instead of getting your package on the date/time promised, you have to wait several more hours for it to actually arrive. If it gets to the warehouse late in the afternoon, you’ll get it the next day. If you have Amazon next-day delivery, you essentially negate it with this service. If you’re expecting perishable items, good luck getting it fresh. If your package is large or heavy, you’ll have to wait several days as they only deliver oversized packages on specific days. All these are mandatory with a fee ranging from $10 to $30 on top of rent.

ThrowawayPermanente,

Anybody want to bet someone in the building administration is in bed with this company?

scytale,

So the rumor is the owner is related to one of the big apartment companies, that’s why the service is being pushed hard to a lot of apartment complexes in my city.

Phanatik,

Now, that, is a postage tax.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Middle management

scottmeme,

Scrum master

shalafi,

Mine rocks out with his cock out. I get a little annoyed with him constantly pressing us to find better ways of working, when we’re already the #1 team.

But still, the man really knows his shit and has turned a lot of things around for the company. He’s a good person to approach when you’re having a problem, of just about any sort.

OTOH, before we had him, we were floundering around trying to play agile and not actually accomplishing anything.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

The way I learned agile scrum master was a role that everyone on the team rotated through, not a specific person.

naught,

It can definitely be/is a dedicated role. A useful one too, though not always…

JunglGeorg,
@JunglGeorg@lemmy.world avatar

Never met a scrum master yet who was actually a driven motivated individual. Its almost like it’s a default job you just fall into if there’s nothing else for you

agressivelyPassive,

I’ve seen at least two SMs who were really motivated and they can actually be a tremendous help.

My last project was complete chaos, and that one lone SM managed to get it all streamlined and efficient. Then he was pulled from the project and everything collapsed again.

Outtatime,
@Outtatime@sh.itjust.works avatar

Bankers. Specifically, the high up mega bankers.

Also politicians.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

As evidence I present the Irish Bank Strike:

[A]lmost the entire banking system of Ireland went on strike after an industrial dispute in 1970. The strike lasted nearly six months, yet the economy escaped unscathed.

People used cheques to manage large payments and, while the banks were closed, risk of default on the cheques was shouldered by neighbourhood pubs.

Here's the Bank of England's Ben Norman and Peter Zimmerman:

How did payees manage this risk for such a prolonged period? Notoriously, local publicans were well-placed to judge the creditworthiness of payers. (They had an informed view of whether the liquid resources of would-be payers were stout or ailing!)

For example, John Dempsey, a publican in Balbriggan, near Dublin, was “…holding cheques for thousands of pounds, but I’m not worried. The last bank strike went on for 12 weeks and I didn’t have a single ‘bouncer’. … I deal only with my regulars … I refuse strangers. I suppose I’ve been able to keep a few local factories going.”

verity_kindle,

This is the sauce- 12 weeks without banks in a high trust community, what happened? Thanks!

MajorHavoc,

That is so cool. Thank you for sharing it.

It reminds me of what makes me continue to be bearish on BitCoin.

I worked at a pretty advanced technical place, with a woman, let’s call her Janet.

If the system misplaced 2 cents, Janet would hunt you down and make you find it.

All that tech could melt down tomorrow, and I would still do business there, as long as Janet was there.

If the entire world economy collapses, I will still bank with Janet.

If Janet is using pen and paper, I trust that’s good enough for me. If Janet is using one massive Excel file, fine by me. If Janet starts accepting payment in weirdly shaped rocks, I will accept weirdly shaped rocks as payment, too.

And when Janet adopts BitCoin, then I’ll be all-in on BitCoin.

skillissuer,
@skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

anything related to planning, creation and targeting of ads

silencioso,

If your job main tool is PowerPoint then there’s a high probability that your job is a bullshit job.

Smkia,

Cries in teacher

JackGreenEarth,

Teachers’ jobs are anything but bullshit. However, the modern schooling system sucks, teachers shouldn’t be doing/have to do what they currently do.

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