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ChickenLadyLovesLife, in He appreciates them!

I call my cat “muffin sweetie” when I think nobody is listening. Sometimes people are listening, though.

feine_seife, in Banksy on Advertising [Zen Pencils]

The issue is, people want to be owned. That makes then feel valuable and safe.

ghen,

Is this how we make our mitochondria feel?

IzzyScissor, in "Last Word" by J.L Westover

Rizz = chaRISma

Use it the way your parents would use "game".

EvilHankVenture,

Use it the way your parents would use “game”.

Ok so it’s like this::

Did you win the rizz?

This meat is a little rizzy.

Don’t play rizzes with me.

diffcalculus,

Excellent

Annoyed_Crabby,

Zelda Breath of the Wild is a very unique videorizz

Kase,

Yup, you got it!! 😁🤭

sock,

no obviously he’s talking more like:

im going hunting for some rizz.

this meat has a rizzy taste.

AgentGrimstone,

Ah. It’s a lot more tolerable knowing that. Now what about “drip”?

SasquatchBanana,

Drip refers to how someone dresses. Someone who is drippy has a lot of style.

Also, this has been in circulation for a few years now.

AgentGrimstone, (edited )

I was more wondering why that word. Like “rizz” came from “charisma” but “drip” doesn’t seem to have an origin like that.

I’m getting up there so I’m out of the loop from pretty much anything in the last decade. I only started hearing the drips this year.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Drip appears to be a metaphor: You’re dripping with money, designer clothes, or confidence.

As good an explanation as any. I’ve never heard it before, but it’s weird to hear it with a positive connotation since a person being a drip is not a good thing.

dditty,

I’ve also heard drip’s origin explained as what happens when you’re hot and wearing a lot of “ice”

RatzChatsubo,

Drip comes from making a woman wet because you look really good

irmoz,

Please tell me that’s not true

Cethin, (edited )

It’s started to be used as in “flirt” though, as a verb (or at least my young cousin has used it this way that I’ve heard). As in, you rizz someone -> you flirt with someone. It sounds really strange when you know it (used to) mean charisma, but whatever.

PhlubbaDubba,

I think it’s short for rolling charisma on them since D&D has become a pop culture source now

Especially with all the memes about horny bards and reminders that persuasion is not rolling for mind control.

tory, (edited )

I saw this elsewhere, but the term rizz does imply the existence of other words to shorten all the typical rpg attributes.

Unsure what they would all be, but I’m thinking these other four seem pretty easy to agree upon:

Toosh = constitution

Tren = strength

Teri = dexterity

Telli = intelligence

Holyhandgrenade,
@Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world avatar

Thanks, I hate it

Threeme2189,

Roll for nish

JohnDClay,

Yeah those are all abbreviated con, str, dex, and int. I wonder why charisma isn’t abbreviated cha. Maybe that was too close to con?

tory,

You must be great at parties, lol.

JohnDClay,

D&d parties yes!

Klaymore,
@Klaymore@sh.itjust.works avatar

In D&D it is abbreviated cha, it’s just that rizz sounds more goated and fire.

normonator, in "Last Word" by J.L Westover

It’s short for charisma and you use it if you have none.

dylanTheDeveloper,
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

Okay but what is minging

Ironfacebuster,

This Calypso. It’s minging!

Skaryon, in Time-stop [Chris Hallbeck]

Oh god. I feel this so much

notsure, in "The Hard Stuff" by MrLovenstein
@notsure@fedia.io avatar

why do all these feel like personal attacks?
/s

tacosanonymous, in "Thank God" by Extra Fabulous Comics

Does he only have a halo when he checks his phone?

hakunawazo,

The halo was sleeping too until the interruption.

Cold_Brew_Enema, in "Thank God" by Extra Fabulous Comics

I really do hate this.

“Thank God you survived the surgery. The lord was watching over you”

“How about the surgeons? Do they get any credit?”

Pisodeuorrior,

A friend of mine is a surgeon, and he told me he really struggles not to lose his shit when he hears people thanking God after he has been standing on his feet for multiple hours to save someone's life.

SpaceNoodle,

I’d just say “you’re welcome.”

redcalcium,

God might got the credit, but the surgeon got the insurance money.

FaceDeer,
@FaceDeer@kbin.social avatar

The medical guy standing next to her is clearly thinking something along those lines, based on his expression.

TopRamenBinLaden,

Yea, on top of that, isn’t God responsible for creating the problem that needs surgery in the first place? That’s like thanking someone for giving you a band aid after they cut you with a knife.

Cold_Brew_Enema,

Exactly.

gOd woRks iN mysTEarioUS wAYS

So what is mysterious about giving a nine year old little girl cancer? What are you testing?

Fuck gOd . Religion is fucking cancer.

OrderedChaos,

Actually fucking God is a bad idea.

Blackmist, in "Last Word" by J.L Westover

Only you can stop it, by being old and using it wrong. You bunch of rizzers.

diffcalculus,

Rizzer please!

CalicoJack,

I feel like you’re playing a dangerous game there, and I respect it.

Hossenfeffer,
@Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk avatar

I rizz like you’re rizzing a rizzerous rizz there, and I rizz it.

sgbrain7, in Time-stop [Chris Hallbeck]

I wanna pause time right now and try getting 30 more minutes of sleep in. I can dream all I want…

mvirts, in "Future" by Safely Endangered

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Practice makes perfect.

MargotRobbie, in Banksy on Advertising [Zen Pencils]
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

But just when you think you are safe from advertisements on your niche technology forum.

The advertisements followed you here.

Telling you to buy the “Barbie” movie, now available on Blu-Ray.

A movie about rediscovering meaning in a meaningless, hypercommercialized world.

A movie about reappropriating an advertisement into a New Sincerity, free from despair.

And that’s what I’ve been trying to tell you here for months.

NounsAndWords,

Thanks, Margot Robbie.

MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

That’s esteemed Academy Award nominated character actress Margot Robbie to you!

Not_Alec_Baldwin,

Is it wrong if I think your best performance was as yourself taking a bubble bath?

MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

And not the one in Wolf of Wall Street? (Yes, that one.)

Gasp.

sheogorath,

TBH if this is real Margot I wouldn’t be surprised one bit. Because we already had Taylor Swift as a 4chan user. Having Margot Robbie as a Lemmy user is not far fetched.

MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

No one will ever believe you.

SmokingKinoko,

This here is a top-tier comment.

myrrh,

…nobody’s telling me to buy josie and the pussycats, though: seems like the safer bet…

MNByChoice, in "Last Word" by J.L Westover

I have heard that part of the point is so that parents cannot understand the conversation. It is not a side effect, it is the point.

_danny,

This is one of those things that sounds like it could be true… Until you think about it at all. Think about the words you used as a child compared to how your parents talked.

Go look at 70’s and 80’s slang and consider if people spoke that way because they were trying to be sneaky, or if they were just trying to sound “hip”.

Gentoo1337, in "Last Word" by J.L Westover
@Gentoo1337@sh.itjust.works avatar

Skibidi rizz fanum tax ohio level 10 gyat sigma no cap rip bozo L take based wat da dog doin cuh

AceCephalon,
@AceCephalon@pawb.social avatar

Now excuse me while I age like an old computer, because I can’t process most of this… sentence?

Gentoo1337,
@Gentoo1337@sh.itjust.works avatar

Me neither

Moshpirit,
@Moshpirit@lemmy.world avatar

Woah dude!! Rexk a bit, man!

darth_tiktaalik,
@darth_tiktaalik@lemmy.ml avatar

How do you do fellow rizzers?

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

I don’t think you can say that word.

funkless_eck,

Floating toilet heads flirt as a method of stealing your food, which only happens in Ohio as thats where a lot of cryptids are supposed to come from, and also have voluptuous posteriors, an ultra-capitalist competitive outlook, and I am so confident this is the truth I will mock your relative performance to mine as inadequate and, finally, a dog joins in as a non sequitur because humans are doing it and using synecdoche I am implying you are also just a sheep.

You can call me Baby Gronk Rizz King, Livvy Just Rizzed Him Up

I am fucking 40 years old by the way.

Hiro8811,

Go touch some grass.

mossy_,

Based boomer

MonkderZweite, in He appreciates them!

… i have no cat.

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