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FuglyDuck, in Porch pirates got serious
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

Careful. Don’t want to wind up like Rosie. Bald on both ends.

TwoBeeSan, in Small chest problems

Thanks for letting me know i should block you.

Pratai, in Small chest problems

WTF?

brsrklf,

My guesses :

  1. someone’s really horny
  2. it’s hip
praise_idleness, in Porch pirates got serious

Wait till it shoots out snacks made out of lead

TheSanSabaSongbird, in "The Pact" by ChrisHallbeck

Dang! Bill Westlake no less! Me and Bill Westlake fist-fought each other in junior high school and again shortly after we’d both graduated from highschool in our shitty northern California ag-town.

We hated each other back then, but I feel nothing but brotherly feels for him now, 30 years later.

I hope you are thriving Bill Westlake. I hope you have done well in life and I feel no animosity toward you whatsoever.

MxM111, in Porch pirates got serious
@MxM111@kbin.social avatar

Why is he talking out of his ass?

JCreazy,

That’s more like the arm pit

AgentGrimstone, in "The Pact" by ChrisHallbeck

Sometimes I get an itch that feels like it’s under the skin and I can’t scratch it 😭

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

Just press your skin hard and scratch your inner skin against the muscle below.

NegativeInf,

It’s the alien tracking implant. Sentient and itchy.

UntouchedWagons, in "Birthday Thanks" by Litterbox Comic
@UntouchedWagons@lemmy.ca avatar

I don’t think I get it.

chumbalumber,

Birth VERY painful. Hope this helps.

UntouchedWagons,
@UntouchedWagons@lemmy.ca avatar

Okay that’s what I thought but I wasn’t sure because the catwoman’s dialogue is written in an odd way.

chepox, in *slurp* - Irregular Galaxy Doods (IGDoods)

OOL on this one…

Aggravationstation, in "Birthday Thanks" by Litterbox Comic

Genius that they show a dog chasing a cat.

SharkEatingBreakfast, in "Birthday Thanks" by Litterbox Comic
@SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz avatar

Kids can be neat, interesting, and thoughtful.

Babies are a nightmare of screaming and yuck.

meliaesc, (edited )

Honestly, babies sleep and eat. Yeah, you have to keep them clean, but kids? They are emotionally manipulative suicidal nightmares too much of the time, and you still have to keep them clean. (I have a 5 and 7 year old.)

SharkEatingBreakfast, (edited )
@SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz avatar

Key phrase was “can be”. Kids under 9 are just under that age where they’re testing boundaries.

My kid is 12 and the absolute sweetest, best kid ever! He’s one of the reason I’ll never have another– I’m not risking my sanity with a gamble.

The little kid phase won’t last forever! You can make it through!

meliaesc,

Genuinely, thank you. Those sparks of creativity, consideration, and joy are absolutely worth more than anything.

SharkEatingBreakfast,
@SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz avatar

Aye! Sometimes it’s okay to be like “man, these guys suuuuuuuck”. You’re not a bad person or a bad parent for thinking it.

Things will get better!

RIP_Cheems, in "Magical Dust" by Safely Endangered
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

“SiiiIIiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIII…WHOOOOOOOOHHH WHO WANTS TO DELIVER THESE F#*%ING PRESENTS???”

funkless_eck, (edited ) in *slurp* - Irregular Galaxy Doods (IGDoods)
Pratai, in *slurp* - Irregular Galaxy Doods (IGDoods)

This is funny?

Veneroso,

Only if you enjoy bean juice.

I do enjoy baked bean juice but that’s real not the same.

quaddo, in "The Pact" by ChrisHallbeck

Continually inspired with amazing ideas. But the moment you try to write them down or describe to anyone else, they just fade away.

Like waking up after an amazing dream and trying to remember it long enough to tell anyone else.

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