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EtherWhack, in "The Pact" by ChrisHallbeck
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A screeching metallic sound or bad smell that only goes away when they are actively looking for it

Mandy, in "The Pact" by ChrisHallbeck

Your clothes will always have that slightly itchy feeling that makes you wanna move and twitch a little if you remove your clothes, it only gets stronger

cannibalkitteh, in *slurp* - Irregular Galaxy Doods (IGDoods)

Coffee is just bean juice anyway.

Zehzin, (edited ) in "Birthday Thanks" by Litterbox Comic
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Every children’s birthday party should serve mimosas

jol,

My family’s adults always drank alcohol at kids parties. Is that not a thing?

Decoy321, (edited )

It’s definitely cultural. I know people who consider it abhorrent. Other cultures teach their kids how to help serve the alcohol. For example, I learned how to make mojitos once I was old enough to carry the pitcher.

datelmd5sum,

I drink a lot. If I had children I’d definitely drink a lot more.

TheBat, (edited ) in "The Pact" by ChrisHallbeck
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Traffic signal always turns red when you approach it.

Fredselfish,
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That one I think about if I got three wishes. First one would be always have green lights. More specifically I wish for unlimited luck that includes nothing impending my right of way. Just smooth traffic at all times.

The_Eminent_Bon, in "The Pact" by ChrisHallbeck

Perpetually soggy socks. Not wet but a little damp

FrostyTheDoo,

Monster

TheGiantKorean,
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Calm down, Satan

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
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Everyone always says damp socks are hell but my feet sweat so much that I don’t know the difference anymore

The_Eminent_Bon,

Smelli

jimp, in *slurp* - Irregular Galaxy Doods (IGDoods)

Mmmm, bean-juice slammers

ininewcrow, in "The Pact" by ChrisHallbeck
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God: I’ll give them teeth … without any instructions on how to maintain them.

edgemaster72,
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And put a whole bunch of fleshy bits right next to them, and even though they’ll always be in the same relative positions you’ll bite the fleshy bits just frequently enough to wonder why the teeth and fleshy bits are in such close proximity and how after X years of existence this is still happening.

psud,

We evolved in a world with little sugar, few starchy plants. 15,000 years ago everyone (except those where sugar cane grew) had excellent teeth

In the fossil record bad teeth come at the same time as bread, though it took sugar (especially in fizzy drinks) to make everyone fat and diabetic

I eat carnivore and haven’t brushed my teeth in five years and have not had any tooth aches

ininewcrow, (edited )
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The other white substance that you should watch for that our ancient ancestors never had to deal with is …

SALT

Like too much sugar … consuming a substance that was rare to our ancient ancestors is bad for your health … you might have excellent teeth, but you might keel over with a heart attack or a stroke.

psud, (edited )

Much of the stuff about salt and heart health is bullshit. It’s from a well publicized hypothesis that was never tested

Having said that we don’t need much, I don’t add salt to the beef which is more than 90% of my diet, I do add a small amount of salt to water after a heavy drinking session, it’s good for rehydration, and I don’t drink, especially heavily often

When I was on keto I took a lot of salt (which is why I looked up the current scientific position on it) and I can tell you it’s pretty difficult to take too much, salt tastes terrible if you have had enough

The thing that increased heart disease: same as everything else, sugar. It prevents use of the circulating fat, which is carried in high density cholesterol. Fatty acids (fats) build up as you eat more fats but cannot burn them because carbohydrates must be burnt first

The HDL cholesterol exceeds its lifespan with nowhere to deliver the fat and breaks up, this increases free fatty acids (with no protective cholesterol cage) and small fragments of the HDL cage, those fragments are the ones that embed in the walls of blood vessels, collect calcium and eventually break off as a calcified clump and blocks something important

ElPussyKangaroo, in One Punch Man [Chris Hallbeck]

Reminds me of a Ryan Higa sketch 😂

youtu.be/ckMnckTze-I

Taleya, in "The Pact" by ChrisHallbeck

May your fingers turn to fish hooks and you get crotch-itch.

Rebels_Droppin, in "Magical Dust" by Safely Endangered
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Lol reminds me of the Cheech and Chong bit “Santa Claus and his old lady”.

saltnotsugar, in "Magical Dust" by Safely Endangered

Is also explains the great speed…scientifically.

TheGiantKorean, in "The Pact" by ChrisHallbeck
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No matter how much you wipe, there’s still poop.

Spacehooks,

That’s some true evil.

TheBat,
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revlayle,

It’s like wiping a marker

FangedWyvern42,
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I’d fucking jump off a building

Kecessa,

Bidets save the day once again!

Duranie,

Butt crayon.

saltnotsugar, in "The Pact" by ChrisHallbeck

A candy bar that taste so amazing that it haunts your dreams, but you can never find it in a store ever again.

aeronmelon, in "Magical Dust" by Safely Endangered

How does Santa deliver presents to the entire world in one night?

Adderall.

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