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Kichae, in A Real Adult

Most wrapping paper tubes are so thin these days that they won’t even hold up to a single swing, let alone a mighty death-blow.

frezik, in "This Show" by Chris Hallbeck

My wife and I hatewatch house hunting shows when we’re stuck up in a hotel sometimes.

What sometimes happen is something you can’t hatewatch. One episode of “Love it or List It” had a black family where mom had to do clear the kitchen table to do the office work she brought home, the older teenage boy had a bed too short and his legs hung over the edge, and grandma moved in and had to sleep in the same bed as the younger daughter. I can’t hatewatch that. This family is legit struggling with their current housing arrangements and needs a fix.

Then the next thing comes on, and it’s a white family where their biggest problems are that the house is too far from the golf course and the kids don’t all have their own bathrooms. Thank you, hatewatching gods, I can work with this!

Nepenthe, in "Double Rainbows" by The Other End comics
@Nepenthe@kbin.social avatar

It's so bright, so vivid

illi,

What does it mean?!

metaStatic, in "Double Rainbows" by The Other End comics

Taste the rainbow mother fucker

aeronmelon,

That’s how I got introduced to the Nostalgia Critic and my life hasn’t been the same since.

pete_the_cat, in "More sleep" by Chris Hallbeck

I woke up yesterday at 9:30 am. I didn’t fall asleep until 7 am this morning, and that was after two 6% ABV beers, 40 mg of melatonin, and about 150 mg of Benadryl, along with natural herb sleeping pills.

nte,

Are you americans doing OK?

gothicdecadence,

no

pete_the_cat,

Yeah we’re great 🫥 😭🥴😥😰😵‍💫😵🥵🤒🤕😷

^please ^send ^help

(I guess superscript doesn’t work on lemmy?)

XbSuper,

That’s… Not healthy.

pete_the_cat, (edited )

Captain Obvious to the recuse!

You think I wanna live this way? I woke up at 8 am today, exercised, got time outside, and I popped 20 mg of Ambien about an hour ago (midnight). I’m still awake and I’m not sleep-typing lol it’s 1:40 am

I think it’s this damn Stratera, so I’m stopping it.

kofe,

I know alcohol is a depressant, but initially it can wake you up and long term absolutely fucks your ability to sleep. I highly recommend dropping that from your sleep aids. My ex claimed it helped him but it was honestly disturbing how he couldn’t tell just how wrong he was: waking up every few hours at most when he finally did manage to get to sleep. I had to help him taper down to prevent seizures, though, so this is obviously an extreme example.

pete_the_cat,

Oh yeah, I know it’s not good, it’s just what I had around, I rarely have any alcohol in my fridge actually. I prefer smoking weed, but my tolerance is insanely high, so I stopped smoking but have to deal with this until I can get my tolerance down (like a month of no smoking) and get a medical marijuana card from my state.

ElderWendigo, in "Double Rainbows" by The Other End comics

One of those rainbows should be inverted. -Buzz Killington

AllonzeeLV, in "Round 'em up" by Extra Fabulous Comics

A hammer?

I’d prefer a supersoaker with a backpack reservoir filled with Hawaiian Punch, please.

SpaceNoodle,

No, that’s using diabetes to fight children.

AllonzeeLV,

I used the diabetes to destroy the diabetes.

And also the children.

lugal, in "Round 'em up" by Extra Fabulous Comics

A hammer? I thought I’ll fight them with diabetes?

zepheriths, in Online movie reviews [Beetlemoses]

Remember the movie critics said the fnaf movie was bad, movie goers said it was great.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Gotta agree with the critics on that one.

icepuncher69,

My peenus dont hort

5/5

scbasteve7,

If you enjoyed that movie, I’m happy for you. But that was easily the worst movie I’ve ever seen.

zepheriths,

I haven’t seen it, hell I haven’t even played the games, but my GF said it was good. I am taking her word because I don’t have the experience to know.

EddoWagt,

I haven’t played the games and even I knew the movie wasn’t accurate to the games, although there are a lot of references according to friends. The movie isn’t very good, a few plot points could easily be explained away, typical “I don’t have time to explain” type stuff. But it could still be a decent watch, although don’t expect to get scared because it’s not very scary

TALL421,
@TALL421@lemmy.one avatar

Then you must not see many movies

scbasteve7,

Just wasn’t my shit. I don’t think people are wrong for enjoying it, but I absolutely did not.

chepox,

Five Nights at Freddy’s

I read the whole comment thread trying to figure out what fnaf meant…

GarrettBird,

I’m a FNAF fan, and as a movie its quality is that of a straight to DVD movie. It has major flaws that I could go into incredible length about, but the more I think about it, the more I like it as is. The lore of the games is campy, and all over the place, as well as cliché in many places. The series never took itself too seriously while managing to make goofy characters feel mildly threatening. The FNAF movie captures this campy B movie plot excellently.

Really, the major draw for me was that I had invested my emotions into a community that formed as a result of the creator embracing his fans and doing his best to give them what they wanted, even if he wasn’t the best at it. The community never really cared that the lore was imperfect, they cared because they felt like they could invest themselves in the story because there was another game of uncovering the hidden story after they finished playing each game. It brought people together because everyone had their own takes on the story. It was super exciting to have each game show up because then you’d have more people with their own takes on the story and big personalities making videos having fun with a goofy game series.

Seeing the movie felt like a huge love letter to the whole experience. I wanted to see these goofy and campy machines on the big screen because they already occupied a space in my imagination. As a fan, I went in with the perfect level of expectation, I expected a campy B movie that would be fun to watch and not take too seriously, and its exactly what I got. In fact, there was a level of fan service in the film which made me absolutely delighted to watch it.

_dev_null,
@_dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz avatar

I read this in the voice of the narrator from the Wonder Years, recapping something insightful from an experience we just watched.

samus12345, in "Jogging From the Perspective of Animals" by Jake Likes Onions
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

We’ve become so successful at getting food, we don’t have to move much to do it any more. So we have to go out of our way to be active to stay healthy since evolution takes so long to catch up.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve got my money on that not happening until after an apocalyptic event sends us back to the iron age. And the adaptations we’re gonna get aren’t gonna be pretty.

vaultdweller013,

Unless we get fucked spectacularly we probably wont devolve back to the iron age. At worst maybe the age of sails but even then it’d be rather scattershot on what tech would survive. You might have a scenario where most tech is at 1700s level but with radio and modern firearms or atleast ww1-gulf war level.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah it’ll definitely be a mish mash of technology but a very large part of humanity will be left alone to their own devices having to find any way to survive

vaultdweller013,

We’ve witnessed societal collapse before and came out of it for the better. We’ll be reunited as a whole within a hundred years of such an event.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

The main difference though was those were just societal not ecological.

People were able to bounce back easily because resources were still plentiful and food was everywhere. With climate change a lot of resources are going to become unavailable.

vaultdweller013,

Maybe so, but humans are also clever. Just cause we’re fucked doesnt mean we’re out of the game.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Oh I have no doubt. Honestly it would take planet wide devastation to completely wipe us out.

But mass extinctions have happened multiple times and the species that survive are mainly just lucky.

I don’t think humanity has anymore luck to spare.

millie,

With the level of technical knowledge we’ve achieved, there’s no way we’re going back to doing things exactly the way they used to. One example that jumps out at me is the method this primitive technology guy on youtube uses to stoke his furnace. He’s basically made a little manual turbine out of leaves and vines to push his air rather than one of those little squeeze box things.

Obviously I’m not a blacksmith or historian so I don’t actually know how common something like that might have been, but I’m guessing it’s not super old. In any case, I’m sure there are other ways that we’d apply our more advanced knowledge to tackling the sorts of problems we’d be looking at with a collapse of manufacturing and shipping infrastructure.

Honestly, a technologically adept but non-industrial society of artisans sounds kind of cool.

SeabassDan,

Hell, food comes to us now.

nucleative,

It’s kinda like burning dollar bills in the fireplace to make the place look cozy.

It’s kind of the ultimate symbol of excess evolutionary wealth to be able to go for a run just because we want to burn off excess energy.

bitsplease,

we want to burn off excess energy.

A step further even, a lot of us need to burn off excess energy, because we’re so well off (evolutionarily speaking) that we practically can’t help but take in more energy than we burn naturally

BradleyUffner,

I used to refer to going to the gym as the “farm work simulator”. It always amazed me that society progressed to the point where physical labor isn’t necessary, but we chose to pay money, so that we can pretend to do it, in order to live longer

cordlesslamp,

Ngl, if they make gym work as some kind of “heavy work” simulator games like Farming or Mining, with tracking progress, achievements, and competitive ranking, I would be at the gym way more.

VR games already make me work out way more than I thought I would.

ohlaph,

CrossFit might be what you’re looking for.

I_Fart_Glitter,

Because the risk of injury is similar to farm work?

Thranduil,

Add a leveling system in there and make it an mmo

OneWomanCreamTeam,

Honestly just tie it to some repetitie game. Think Skilling in RuneScape. All they really need is a number that goes up, and the occasional firework.

Throw in skins for your pickaxe or whatever and you’re golden. People will get so buff, going for the sparkly anime-girl skin, you have no idea.

cordlesslamp,

LOL What would you do with your Skill Points?

Thranduil,

Dunno it just adds a progression system which gets me going

Natanael,

Leaderboards

millie,

Pretty sure this is super common on some equipment. The ellipticals at the gym I used (before it moved) had them , but I never bothered.

I_Fart_Glitter,

I had a room mate who would drive a 5 mile round trip to the gym and back to walk five miles on the treadmill. I didn’t have a car at the time and was always pointing out the nonsense of it. She said she just preferred the atmosphere of the gym to the side of the road or any of the many beautiful nature trails near by. 🤷‍♀️

millie,

To be fair, I can close my eyes and just sort of flail on an elliptical in a way that would absolutely hurt me if I tried it on the ground. It’s also a lot lower impact and when I’m done I can just stop.

jordanlund, in Online movie reviews [Beetlemoses]
@jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar

User reviews are trash. Most people have no idea what makes a movie “good” or “bad”.

BleatingZombie,

At the same time, people drastically conflate “good” with “entertaining”. Most of my favorite movies are not “good”

diffcalculus,

Transformers, all of them. Love those movies, but they’re not getting academy awards.

My favorite is people who complain about them because they’re not believable. Yes, the movie with the robots from outer space didn’t stick to science 100% of the time.

BleatingZombie,

I have the same gripe with video games. Who cares if it’s not historically accurate that there’s a woman fighting? Guess what Tommy, none of us fought in World War 2 either!

Exusia,
@Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

Part of it is how much of the sales pitch stressed the accuracy. Dont tell people you’re making something “as historically accurate as possible” and then flagrantly disregard it.

Like making concessions is one thing. In cod ww2 red dot sights are unlockable because frankly iron sights suck. Not historically accurate but gotta give players some kind of magnification to see at medium/long range.

But every gun getting a Silencer (not even suppressor lmao you can straight up make an LMG near silent) Disregard of reality. Cod ww2 didn’t like…sell itself on its historical accuracy, but these were just 2 examples to show it.

treesapx,

It’s all subjective. The only way a critic can be helpful is if you become accustomed to their tastes and how they communicate them. It’s why Rotten Tomatoes CAN be a helpful tool but is so misunderstood as to be useless.

If a movie gets 10% on RT, but you’re in the 10% that fucking love that thing then that score means nothing.

Lucidlethargy,

I wish I could use my Trakt account to find an avid critic similar to my tastes. That’d be cool…

Because, yeah, critics usually suck. They will tell you a movie is great, and the vibe can be so shitty sometimes. Like, ruin your whole night levels of depressing or pretentious.

treesapx,

Sorry for the very late reply, but I’m hoping you’ll still get this: Find movies where you feel like you’re in the minority for liking. Then find critics who feel the same way as you. Root through their review archives till you find at least a couple other films where you both agree on fringe films. When you’re done you should just have a couple critics left. Read them consistently and hopefully one or more will be your long term go-to.

This is how I found my absolute favorite critic, Walter Chaw. The summer X-Men 3 came out alongside Live Free Or Die Hard. Both got similar RT scores, but I hated XM3 and loved Die Hard. Decided that any critic who felt the same as me would understand me. Was one of the best decisions I made.

Laticauda,

I mean, it’s entirely subjective. I tend to trust audience scores more than critic scores personally.

Fredselfish, in The five stages of grief 🔞
@Fredselfish@lemmy.world avatar

Besides the angry panel not looking angry the rest is good especially the acceptance panel.

troyunrau, in "Office Purrsonnel" by Loading Artist
@troyunrau@lemmy.ca avatar

This cracks me up. The ole switcheroo punchline haha

PatFussy, in Online movie reviews [Beetlemoses]

I remember back in college I had a film study class and one of the assignments was to dissect my favorite movie. The Fall is no longer my favorite movie :/

You can enjoy a movie and then when you actually think about it, it can turn into complete trash. Also vice versa

Laticauda,

I can’t really comprehend this personally. If I like a movie enough for it to be my favourite then chances are I’ve already spent a lot of time thinking about it, otherwise it wouldn’t be my favourite.

fushuan,

Most of the time it’s contextual. It’s not the film itself most people remember, but what they felt while watching it, so if it felt special to them in that moment, they will remember it as a great movie, but if they then try to recall it in the future, it won’t feel the same since it lacks all the “magic”.

Laticauda, (edited )

Well rip to them but I’m different I guess lol, if a movie is my favourite it’s because I’ve watched it multiple times by the time I decide it’s my favourite.

icepuncher69,

Same hapenned to me when i rewatched There will be blood. At the rewatch it isnt at all how i remember it, it turned out it was just about some asshole that worked his ass off to become a richer and bigger ashole. And also religion or something.

breakfastburrito,

What’d you think the first time?

psmgx,

NHL, assumed based on memes there would be a lot of milkshakes

Socsa,

The first time through you don’t quite know where the film is going, and it’s an incredibly gorgeous, technically precise journey with a good enough payoff to leave your heart beating at the end of the movie.

The second time through the narrative just doesn’t have the same impact, and you notice that it’s kind of pretentious and self indulgent and drones on a bit.

icepuncher69,

I was very young when i watched it first, for some reason i got the idea that it was about how rutless capitalism destroys peoples lifes and that in practice is more easely exploited by ruthless assholes that think only about themselves and take andvantage of other people. I really didnt got the whole religion vs capitalism thing the first time i watched it, i just thought it was presented as a way to manipulate people and be on their good side even if you have a body in the bag like the protag already does.

outer_spec, in "More sleep" by Chris Hallbeck
@outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I’m a college student and I approve of this meme

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