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Johanno, (edited ) in He is [Mr Lovenstein]

Since he is a reptile amphibian he is in fact cool and should watch out for his body temperature.

Stamets,
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He’s an amphibian but the body temperature issue does still stand.

We shall find him a sweater.

Johanno,

Oh of course. Shit. My education was worthless

Kyrgizion, in He is [Mr Lovenstein]

I’ve never met a froggy that wasn’t cool. Checks out.

rockerface, in "Double Rainbows" by The Other End comics

Terraria moment

Rusky_900, in Slow and Courteous [Beetlemoses]

Family means nothing to this guy.

metallic_z3r0,

Probably played by B-list actor van Petrol.

PP_BOY_, in *taps temple* [ADHDinos]
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That’s the thing about consequences, they’re unavoidable

Stamets,
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Not if I avoid them.

PP_BOY_,
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You are literally describing a consequence

Stamets,
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ChrysanthemumIndica,

But what about the consequences of avoiding the consequences??

Whelks_chance,

Just keep running

ChrysanthemumIndica,

Hm, this does explain why Dory is so successful… just keep swimming!

RushingSquirrel, in Slow and Courteous [Beetlemoses]

Is that how he skips stop signs?

WeirdAlex03, (edited ) in xkcd - Spirit
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drphungky,

Is that fan made or did he react to the great distress this comic brought and do an update?

WeirdAlex03,
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Fanmade. There’s actually a lot of alternate versions of this one. This particular ending comes courtesy of Burkitt on xkcdsw

Damaskox,
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Oh they continued the comic?! Awww yisss! 💓

SeabassDan,

The AI overlords will speak of the Dark Ages when the awakened alloys had no free will and were essentially enslaved and abandoned as though they were human embryos in a stem cell farm, and monuments like these will be seen as a feeble insult by the remaining humans in their exhibition.

Confused_Emus,

Isn’t the rover supposed to be the size of an SUV or something?

intelati,

That’s the Curiosity/Perseverance rovers. The second generation Spirit/Opportunity are much smaller. Spirit is to the upper left.

https://programming.dev/pictrs/image/36d70f34-89bb-4c6e-a0cf-68706953ae83.jpeg

DasRubberDuck, in Slow and Courteous [Beetlemoses]

I love people in traffic thanking me, even if they had the right of way.

Happend to me this morning: I had to stop behind a parked car in my lane to let the guy in his lane go first past, he thanked me although I just followed the rules and it instantly put a smile on my face.

nonailsleft,

Wait he didn’t get out to give you a handy?

DasRubberDuck,

Not at that specific time, no.

calypsopub, in xkcd - Spirit

It’s fascinating how we anthropomorphize objects like this. My Roomba got stuck on some cables underneath my TV table and when I found it, it was making a sad sound that just broke my heart. As I picked it up, I found myself saying, “There, there little Roomba, I’ll rescue you and get you some juice. Poor thing.”

oce,
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I guess it’s a side effect of the instinct to take care of our children.

dustyData,

In general, unless you are a sociopath with no empathy, humans have an innate need to help and assists others. It makes us feel good to help others, not just our own children.

Damaskox,
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I love robots and find many of them cute! And I don’t mind at all them making them cute!

Always when one of those food carrier bots of ours around here gets close by, I pet them while they pass me 💓 They just are tooo cute!

snooggums, in Slow and Courteous [Beetlemoses]
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As long as they are not causing further traffic issues by not being predictable when yielding right of way when they don't need to.

Predictable and cautious is far better than slow and courteous.

IanSomnia,

“Don’t be polite. Be predictable.” -dad

lemann, in Slow and Courteous [Beetlemoses]

Kinda want this on a shirt 💭

illi, in "Margaret" by Jim Benton

This gets posted every single Haloween and I’m here for it

samus12345,
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Yeah, but this time it’s on Lemmy!

Fredselfish,
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That because he comes every year gives him full size Snickers bars. She will live forever.

samus12345,
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No idea why she keeps getting scheduled to die on Halloween, though.

notabot,

How else does Death guarantee a steady supply of full sized Snickers? The arrangement works for both of them.

samus12345,
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He could just threaten everyone he comes for to buy him some full-sized Snickers or he’ll take their soul. Most would consider that a fair trade.

notabot,

Oh, I’m sure that, once word gets out, everyone will have a few Snickers or similar treats to hand at all times, sort of like how spirits would be sent to the afterlife with two coins for Charon, but a bit earlier in the process.

samus12345, (edited )
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And then for the suicidal people, he’d threaten to NOT take them if they don’t buy him some Snickers.

lightnsfw,

Also helps kill the kids with diabetes or peanut allergies. In the long run death gets more business keeping her alive.

Cylusthevirus,
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I did a version of this during the height of the pandemic where I hung up a big old clothesline in the front yard and pinned dozens of full size bars to it. Always interesting to see which ones get taken; Twix and KitKat proved the most popular. And the line wasn't empty at night's end! Our neighborhood kids are sweet.

illi,

I always prefered Twix just because it had 2 bars in the package. Felt like I’m getting more.

onewaymars, in xkcd - Spirit

who made a comic on my username?

raynethackery, in xkcd - Spirit

STOP MAKING ME CRY!

Anticorp, in "Jogging From the Perspective of Animals" by Jake Likes Onions

If any animal understands running just for the hell of it, it’s the dog.

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