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nxdefiant, in "No idea" by War and Peas

I’m struggling to understand how that toilet functions.

pm_me_your_quackers,

The tank is there for aesthetics

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

It’s being used by a witch, so clearly magic.

Empricorn,

Fucking toilets, how do they work?

TheImpressiveX, in "No idea" by War and Peas
@TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml avatar

What did she end up wiping with?

jol,

She just 🪄 wooshed it clean. But she really feels icky having to resort to that spell.

Geert, (edited )
@Geert@lemmy.world avatar

The black parts of that checkered carpet

Edit: this joke is already in the comments. I’m not original 🥹

RIP_Cheems, in "Kids these days" by Extra Fabulous Comics
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Grandad, you aren’t making sense, was it better or worse?

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Yes.

GustavoM, in "Shopping" by Deliberately Burried
@GustavoM@lemmy.world avatar

Self-validation is one hell of a drug. :^)

Geert,
@Geert@lemmy.world avatar

Psst, you want an upvote?

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

I thought your comment said

Sir Salivation is one hell of a dog

JusticeForPorygon, in Happy Revolution
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world avatar

New Revolution day sounds way fucking cooler than new year

Geert, in "Shopping" by Deliberately Burried
@Geert@lemmy.world avatar

I had an ex like this. “Honey which color of nailpolish do you think looks good on me?”

Black? No. Blue? No. So, red? … The correct answer was “Wine Red”. Lady you just wanted confirmation not an opinion 😂

XEAL,

My female partner hates me for this, I’m guy.

Melt, in "No idea" by War and Peas

Don’t mummy use cloth?

Zaphod, in "No idea" by War and Peas

I always thought that was a one piece dress but apparently it’s not?

Aggravationstation,

Magic…

JusticeForPorygon,
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe she tailors her own dresses

Empricorn, in "Shopping" by Deliberately Burried

Those are some of the wildest drawn noses I’ve ever seen.

toothpaste_sandwich, in "No idea" by War and Peas

I like the ornamental skull. Every toilet needs one, really.

sbv,

it could be functional

nilloc,

Full of potpourri.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

A skull-shaped seashell.

tslnox,

Aaaand here we go. :-D Truly an eternal reference. :-D

toothpaste_sandwich,

I don’t get the reference :-(

tslnox,

3 seashells, Demolition Man.

lowleveldata, in "No idea" by War and Peas

Is that how robes work? They just separate at the middle?

rustyredox, in "Shopping" by Deliberately Burried

This feels similar to reading further product reviews or customer comments between the time of purchase payment and shipped delivery for an online shopping. Anyone else sometimes do this?

Goatmom,

I just did this last night. I checked through different sites for reviews to make sure that the reviews on the company’s site weren’t skewed in any way. I’ll probably look at more reviews tonight too.

webghost0101,

I am just trying to enhance my understanding of all the advanced features and options i swear.

tiramichu, (edited )

I’ve done this occasionally with youtube reviews for tech purchases.

Seems illogical, to your point, as the purchase is already made, but I’m no longer looking at the reviews to make a decision.

I’m looking to:

A) Maybe find out some cool feature I didn’t know about, so I can get the most out of it

B) Get HYPE because I’m excited about it!

So not as illogical as it seems :)

poppy,

Similar as well to looking up sale prices on items you’ve recently purchased to torture yourself with money you “could” have saved lol.

spez, in "No idea" by War and Peas

The bigger question is, what did she use before coming out?

RootBeerGuy,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

See that rug? It used to be white.

Daxtron2,

If your shit is black go to the doctor, you have an upper GI bleed

Empricorn,

However, if it’s checkered white and black, go to an exorcist.

Scubus,

Bidet

phorq, in "Sudden Death" by MrLovenstein

Does skydiving without a parachute count as a jumpscare? Because I feel like there’s not much to fear except death in that situation…

Akasazh, in Science Facts for the Immature: The Ass
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

Serious question ignoring the obvious joke:

I know donkeys and mules were used for transport, but with the advent of motorized transport that role is no longer needed.

What work there left for a donkey on a modern farm?

sundray,

There’s not much demand for donkeys and mules on commercial farms. But the U.S. Forest Service employs them on a regular basis.

Akasazh,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

Thanks for sharing, that’s a sweet story

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