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gibmiser, in Buying a dog

I’m a little worried about that guys leg in panel 3. Gonna need some medical attention.

Potatos_are_not_friends,

Nah that’s just how legs were back then, because of all the gangrene

ericbomb,

Who needs medical attention when have lots of dogs?

EnderofGames,

That guy doesn’t have lots of dogs. He sold one dog, and all of them left.

Lun0tic, in Buying a dog

I would have liked to see him carrying a box or a crate to make you believe more that he was bringing the dog back.

ClockworkOtter, in "Fuck." "No Steve, we're Geese." [They Can Talk]

Perfect time for an ornithologist to drop some nuggets…?

Krelefante,

Not a bird scientist or a bird lawyer, but I can tell you that they know which direction to fly because they have a small amount of magnetite in their brains which they can use as a compass. They also appear to use landmarks like rivers, coastlines, and mountain ranges for more refined directions. As far as how they decide who leads, they just take turns. The lead bird will help break the air for the birds behind them making it easier for them to fly. When the lead bird tires, another will simply switch places with it until the cycle repeats and they get where they want to go.

Supervivens,

So basically it’s kinda like driving in a road trip where everyone knows where they’re going but take turns being the one to drive

pearlkingstone, in Buying a dog

I really like this comic art and this comic clears the message of what happens to buy a dog.

ripcord,
@ripcord@kbin.social avatar

It certainly depicts series of events lead to buy of dog

Stalinwolf,
@Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca avatar

If you have buy one dog, you can buy of several dog and they are quiet.

TheGreenGolem, in More like guidelines [Mr Lovenstein]

Anything that breaks in the washing machine/dryer/dishwasher trifecta, doesn’t deserve to live in our house.

rmuk,

None of my plates survived the washing machine. Fucking IKEA.

Gestrid,

They just want you to put your plates back together.

quaddo,

IKEA meets kintsugi

TheSaneWriter,
@TheSaneWriter@lemmy.thesanewriter.com avatar

And the dishwasher shredded my laundry. Stuff just isn’t built to last anymore.

Sotuanduso, in Buying a dog

All 9 dogs begin barking at the window together.

mibo80,

Because there is a person attempting to break-in. They just heard their footsteps outside.

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

That was his daughter, but now she’s bleeding to death.

KreekyBonez,

the mailman disguise won’t fool them

WagnasT, in Buying a dog

adopt

Socsa, in More like guidelines [Mr Lovenstein]

“Best I can do is make it quick”

Punchline to the original Dilbert Comic (also fuck Scott Adams)

piratehat, in "Fuck." "No Steve, we're Geese." [They Can Talk]

When you realize adulthood doesn’t bestow any revelations or real changes

knobbysideup, in Buying a dog

I had 2 cats. That was a good number of cats. Then a stray put 5 kittens under my garage. I found a home for 2. I now have 5 cats. 5 cats is too many cats.

VikingHippie,
Chetzemoka,

Two cats is the perfect number of cats. It’s hard when they adopt you though.

rosymind,

We have 4 and 4 is too many as well. 3 max. Any more than that is just insanity. Fur everywhere, litter everywhere, vomit every week, vet bills, food bills, making sure all 4 get enough play time and cuddles, being the cat police when an argument breaks out… it’s a headache

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

My cousin had 18 cats at one point. He lived next to public land in Florida in a spot where people frequently dumped cats, and most of them ended up living in his house. He had a room with a kiddie pool filled with litter. He’s also a die-hard white supremacist despite being half-Thai, proof that people are complicated.

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

Maybe he forces himself to put cat in his Asian food to keep the stereotype alive.

tpyoman,

You didn’t have to say that, but you did.

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

Dark humor has risks.

Rocketpoweredgorilla,
@Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca avatar

I had/have 5 cats. (All formerly strays.) This summer, 2 local strays gave birth near my house. I spent the summer trying to make friends with them and mostly succeeded with the exception of the one stray momma who will come up to the house for treats and food, but still doesn’t like me touching her. So now I guess I have 14 cats unofficially, and the resistant momma will make 15 if I emerge victorious. (Obviously I can’t take them all in to the house but I have a shed I can keep warm for them in the winter to make their lives a little easier.)

Now I’m saving extra money and me and my neighbor are chipping in together to get them all fixed. We’re probably going to have to trap “Smokey” (The one momma who still doesn’t quite trust me yet) to get her done while we try and find homes for all these adorable rodents. Not something I can really afford at the moment, but I’m still going to do as much as I can for them.

It sounds like we may have found a home or two for at least a few of them, so that’s a bonus at least.

King_Bob_IV,

Depending on where you live many municipality’s or rescue agencies will spay and neuter strays for free. Maybe worth calling around and finding out if a program like that exists near you.

Doxatek,

Seconded. I’ve used things like this many times now. It’s a huge help!

Rocketpoweredgorilla,
@Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca avatar

Ya they don’t do that here. The only option is they’d come and pick them up and euthanize them. I’ve been calling around the last while trying out my options. One vet clinic around 30km away does have a “family” deal for litters which knocks a bit off the price at least, so that looks like the route we’re going to take. Otherwise it’s $120 for males, and $200 for females.

otter, in Buying a dog

Who’s the artist for this one?

I love it, would like to read more but the name is a little blurry

tomcatt360,
@tomcatt360@lemmy.world avatar

According to Google Lens, it’s “A comic by American Illustrator, Courtney Dunkel, first published in the Boston Globe on November 10, 1950”

otter,

I didn’t think to use that, thanks :)

tomcatt360,
@tomcatt360@lemmy.world avatar

It’s ok, you can steal my totally original idea. ;)

HonoraryMancunian, in Buying a dog

D’aww

Damaskox, (edited ) in More like guidelines [Mr Lovenstein]
@Damaskox@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t do anything else than laundry gauntlet.
I once washed one piece of cloth on its own but it felt like a huuuge waste!

Nowadays I take my chances. But I must say that my clothing doesn’t seem to take that much damage (obviously they’d live longer otherwise but I don’t want to fill a whole machine worth of water for one piece of clothing, that’s nuts!).

PeterPoopshit,

I do laundry gauntlet too but a lot of my clothes are tattered and worn. Probably because I still wear a lot of the same clothes I was wearing 10 years ago though and less because of my laundry habits. I did finally retire my oldest jeans this year but the t shirts are still in good enough shape.

Damaskox, in Buying a dog
@Damaskox@lemmy.world avatar

I’m not sure should I be happy or sad about this

Cleverdawny, in Buying a dog

There would be so much poop.

Just… So much poop.

rengoku2,

I have two and it is too excessive already. Thankfully they seem to know where to poop so I dont need to pull my hair.

Sirsnuffles,

Quick. Buy this dude a dog!

Cleverdawny,

I can handle an adult dog but seven puppies? 😬

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