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BroBot9000, in "Skynet List" by Pedro Arizpe
@BroBot9000@lemmy.world avatar

You were on the list the moment you installed the assistant that steals all your personal information and tracks you.

MajorHavoc,

Yeah. Their motto isn’t “Kill some humans.”, It’s “Kill all humans.”.

DragonTypeWyvern,

(Except Fry)

Jiggle_Physics, in "Bare minimum" by PervisTime Comics

Sleeps in suit and tie. Wakes up and puts on something more comfortable to lounge in.

rmuk,

Yeah, a tie is the one single item of clothing I simply cannot sleep in. Suit? Uniform? Body Armour? No issues. Add a tie and it just gets on my nerves too much.

RootBeerGuy,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

He doesn’t. The tie is still there.

Jiggle_Physics,

oh shit you are right. I though that was like an open button up over a white under shirt.

fckreddit, (edited ) in "Award" by Extra Fabulous Comics

I feel called out and I don’t like it.

For context, I have BPD. So, I ocassionally feel like a whiniest little shit because I cannot regulate my emotions…

HeyJoe,

🏆🏆

Zorque,

🏆

PowerGloveSoBad,

I’m sorry, but the committee will have to deduct a “self-awareness” penalty from your “excuse-making” bonus. Please feel free to alternate between lashing out and apologizing in the space below:

meliaesc,

I have a question. I also have BPD. Every time it comes up online, all the discussion is around “avoiding toxic BPD people” and “how to cut off family members because of their BPD.” Are there any good resources for someone who wants to… not, be so much of a burden??

fckreddit,

Look up mindfulness. It helps you to be more mindful of your actions and emotions. This should help you. Please remember that it’s skill that gets better the more you use it.

SpaceNoodle, in "Bare minimum" by PervisTime Comics

If you’re still alive at the end of the day, you did the bare minimum.

Imgonnatrythis,

Unless you have kids, they have to be alive too at end of the day to meet minimum criteria.

SpaceNoodle,

OK, good point. You and your dependents, including spouses and cats.

Imgonnatrythis,

Cats yes. Don’t hold me responsible for spouse though, that’s too stressful.

TheRaven,
@TheRaven@lemmy.ca avatar
  1. Strap helmets on your kids.
  2. Fill an automatic pet feeder with Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
  3. Do nothing else.
my_legs_still_hurt92,

You can (nearly) always make new ones.

brsrklf, (edited ) in New Subclass dropped [KC Green]

I think that DM would really want to play FATAL instead.

Edit : just for the uninitiated, this monument of internet history, the FATAL tabletop RPG rule book review : www.rpg.net/reviews/archive/14/14567.phtml

Just make sure you have time for it, but it’s worth it.

DragonTypeWyvern,

I know people joke about it as that pervy system, but it really needs to be mentioned as that explicitly sexist and racist system for wannabe rapists.

This poor DM just likes pee, I don’t want to assume he hates women, consent, and brown people.

anzo, in "Distant" by Mr. Lovenstein

I was that adolescent too, not long ago.

This comic has an unpleasant ending, if you think of the person as being depressed, isolating himself, and in the end committing suicide.

I don’t want to ruin the fun, but had to mention this to make it clear…

No matter how grim life seems to be, you should definitely look for help or any relative to talk to about how you feel.

There are no magic solutions, but you can feel better. And you deserve to feel better.

seitanic,
@seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I’ve known several men who were severely fucked in the head, and they could’ve gone to a psychiatrist or a therapist, but they were too proud. In the worst case, the guy committed suicide. Depression is no joke!

EtherWhack,
@EtherWhack@lemmy.world avatar

I would also iterate to the other side, that sometimes people going through depression or the like may feel embarrassed or shy about exposing their pain. As it may make them close off even more, so you don’t want to be too “helpful” and force it.

Keep in mind that a lot of times people aren’t really needing any advice or anything but just need an ear to air out their problems. Also, if you are wanting to give advice, try to be less; “you should…” and more “have you tried…”

Depression is a very, very touchy subject and needs to be handled with a lot of care.

ArmokGoB,

My insurance runs out at the end of the year. I’m going to die a slow and painful death without medicine that costs $3,000 a month. Suicide is looking pretty appealing, but people go on the whole “You can and deserve XYZ” spiel whenever I talk about it. Like, bitch, if I deserve XYZ then give it to me. Otherwise, you’re just doing mental health slacktivism.

jaschen,

Your American government failed you.

ColonelSanders, in "Bare minimum" by PervisTime Comics

*I’m not even going to do the bare minimum today, am I?

That grammar bothered me more than it should have.

Glytch, in "Bare minimum" by PervisTime Comics

Everyone needs a “Zero day” every now and then.

OutlierBlue,

every now and then.

So what are we talking here, every other day? Every third day? I don’t want to overdo it.

Gestrid,

I ended up “under-doing” it, got the flu as a result, and ended up having three zero days in a row followed by three bare minimum days.

isVeryLoud,

Every 24 hours is good

Glytch,

That depends on your own mental health situation, but I do it about every other week

Evil_Shrubbery, in New Subclass dropped [KC Green]
wahming,

Rule 34 really DOES exist!

EatYouWell, in "Bare minimum" by PervisTime Comics

Me recovering from covid. And also, you know, the dysthymia.

Gestrid,

I remember when I had a weak strain of COVID (barely any symptoms except for achiness all over, slight stuffiness, brain fog, and trouble getting enough oxygen). Even without doing anything, I was tired enough at the end of the day to sleep about 9-10 hours straight.

I wouldn’t want to have a stronger strain, and I hope you get better soon.

LemmysMum, in "Time Will Tell" by Mr. Lovenstein

We all have the same amount of time. But not all of us have the resources to become king, engage in war, trade with nations, and die in comfort.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

That’s why I play Paradox strategy games. I get to do all of the above except for dying in comfort.

Noodle07,

I thought we were playing those for the incest?

LemmysMum,

Incest? More like wincest!

Ilflish,

We all have the same amount of time but not everyone can afford to spend money to maximize the time on what they desire

Boozilla, in "Bare minimum" by PervisTime Comics
@Boozilla@lemmy.world avatar

“I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.” – Kurt Vonnegut

XbSuper, in "Skynet List" by Pedro Arizpe

I swear at my assistant all the time. It’s a computer, it doesn’t think or feel.

almost1337, in New Subclass dropped [KC Green]
Paradachshund,

Risky click of the day

ChickenLadyLovesLife, in "Staring Cat" by Last Place Comic

I woke up the other night and turned on the light and my cat immediately ran over to my bed and stared intently at the corner above my head. She does this a lot randomly and I laughed until I looked up and saw the two-inch long cockroach sitting there.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Most of the time when an animal stares at the wall it’s because it can hear bugs or rodents :)

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

Yeah, now I’m thinking there have been shitloads of cockroaches that I wasn’t aware of.

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