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wildcardology, in Get a millenium falcon!

An iron man suit, which one is the best? I don’t like the nanobots ones.

metaStatic, in The Trash Can (by tonybts2)

every time I think I've found the perfect woman it's just 3 raccoons in a trench coat that rob me again

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Run with them. They’ve got everything you need. Run with them. They are free.

meliaesc, (edited )

If they’re only taking your trash, they are respectable service workers. You should propose.

NegativeInf,

Hi, where do I apply for the Racoon Husband program?

ignotum, (edited ) in "Snow Globes" by PortSherry

Reminds me of the man who saw through time

So happy with his lot

He relaxed and soon forgot

All the struggles that would take him there

Sharpiemarker, in "Just have one" by Salo Comics

Yep this is how it starts.

Fedizen, in "Horny jail" by MrLovenstein

You wouldn’t arrest a cop.

li10, in "Beware the mermaids’ song" by PortSherry

Is the insinuation that Wonderful Christmastime is a bad song?

If so, I’m ready to throw hands.

Kichae,

Holy shit, someone that actually likes that aural abomination?

Are you the reason it won't fucking die?

li10,

Yes, I will single-handedly keep this song alive.

For real though, I just think it’s a fun song. Maybe I didn’t work retail long enough for it to get to me.

Moobythegoldensock,

There are a lot of bad one off Christmas songs, but Wonderful Christmastime is the worst one that still gets played every year.

And before anyone says it: All I Want for Christmas Is You is the most overplayed, but not the worst. And Christmas Wrapping is the most underrated.

Spat_U_Later,

I’m so torn on this comment, because Christmas Wrapping is great, but so is Wonderful Christmastime.

grue,

And Christmas Wrapping is the most underrated.

So underrated that I’ve barely ever heard it before and had to go look it up to know what you were talking about. (I would’ve said “literally never heard it before,” but the riff in the chorus is ever so slightly familiar.)

Viking_Hippie,

Best is Queen’s Thank God It’s Christmas. I’m an atheist who considers Christmas way more stress than it’s worth, but I love that song!

harmsy,

I have yet to hear a version that’s good. The original literally gave me a nightmare when I first heard it.

pimento64,

You’re welcome :^)

harmsy,

This version sounds kinda goofy.

meant2live218,

Thanks! I’ve never heard this version before, but I find it way more listenable than the original.

pimento64,

Every song is enhanced by the addition of a steel drum solo

Viking_Hippie,

Even youtube is refusing to go along with your lies: https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/c8996419-798e-4c0b-81b4-aa703ca26ec8.jpeg

runjun,

When I worked retail, the loop of simply having made me nearly physically ill.

Gork,

It is played so much that it is little wonder people have declared War on Christmas.

MermaidsGarden,
@MermaidsGarden@lemmy.world avatar

As a diehard Paul fan I’ll defend Wonderful Christmastime every year. At least it’s not Christmas Time (Is Here Again). Bleh.

PunnyName,

Too much of a good thing.

lawrence, in Meet Tom the Dancing Bug's newest character: Mickey Mouse!

That is brilliant.

Decoy321, in Get a millenium falcon!

The original from Perry Bible Fellowship.

generic, in The Trash Can (by tonybts2)
@generic@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

This is not my beautiful wife!

greenhorn,

Where is that large trash can?

everett,

Well, do I smell jelly donuts? This is my lucky day!

GlitterInfection, in 'Cookie clash' [OC]

🎵I saw cookie monster kissing Santa Claus…🎶

ripcord,
@ripcord@kbin.social avatar

...with his fist

ininewcrow, in "Horny jail" by MrLovenstein
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

This is hilarious

randomaccount43543, in Meet Tom the Dancing Bug's newest character: Mickey Mouse!

Love it! I hope more artists have fun with Mickey!

Gutek8134, in Another Year Over [Safely Endangered]
@Gutek8134@lemmy.world avatar

Well, it really does get quicker, assuming tropical year, normal year length varies in both ways

Source

randon31415, in Judgement

Nothing worse then a self-hating identical twin.

doppelgangmember, in Meet Tom the Dancing Bug's newest character: Mickey Mouse!

Public ownership:

_Mickey has joined the fight! ✊️

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