I spend a whole weekend being a good dad to a 3yo.
Mondays I go back to work where everyone has reasonable expectations and boundaries. Theres a HR department if they dont and I get half an hour to leave for lunch.
Monday means refreshed Discover Weekly on Spotify so I get fresh tunes to work to. It pairs well with a fresh cup of coffee and the sun shining in the window.
Oi, I didn’t say you could go! Article fifty seven of the Shadow Proclamation. This is a fully established level five planet, and you were going to burn it? What? Did you think no-one was watching? You lot, back here, now.
Drew Carey had some material about this. I don't remember the whole bit, but part of it was about how after puberty, all your zits migrate down your back to your ass. 😆
I once told my cousin that eventually your fingers fall off and you grow in your adult fingers. I told him like how his dad(physical laborer) has big hands/ fingers eventually his would be like that. He believed me but asked my other cousin when he got home who just confirmed it to him. Now we both are kinda jerks maybe but this comic could totally happen.
Mid 20s for me. Not from the ear canal, but I have hairs growing along the helix on both of my ears. On the plus side, I now know what that part of the ear is called.
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