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rbn, in Movie time 🔥😅

If such last wishes are generally accepted I’d rather go with 1000 places to see before you die. Would be an amazing road trip that takes years if not decades to finish. Furthermore, if you got the grim reaper as a travel buddy he would be distracted for the entirety of the tour. So no more deaths on earth. 🙂

SSX,
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So no more deaths on earth. 🙂

If you know anything of the background lore on Elden Ring, you’d know this is a horrible idea.

PsychedSy,

Discworld gets kinda fucky when Death takes a vacation as well.

DontTreadOnBigfoot,
@DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world avatar

Not particularly awesome when Helheim gets locked in God of War either

naticus,

Torchwood also got pretty gnarly when death said no.

Everythingispenguins,

Or when Sisyphus chained up Thanatos to avoid dying and no one else could die.

faintwhenfree, in Movie time 🔥😅

Nice that’s pretty much 3 months of nonstop watching

fleabomber, in "Don't be a statistic" by PBF Comics

Hey, that one’s got no teeth.

Jackcooper, in Out of sight, out of mind [ADHDinos]

Put car keys under the thing

Geert,
@Geert@lemmy.world avatar

Hah that’s what I do, or my wallet

EmpathicVagrant,

Or thing goes in my shoe

FFbob,

With the car keys.

EmpathicVagrant,

And all other EDC items and thing I need for wherever I’m off to

electrogamerman,

spends 20 minutes looking for car keys

cybirdman,

I swear more than once I put a thing resting on the door so I would have to take it when leaving but I somehow moved it and left without…

Comment105,

Put thing in front of the door, not beside it. Make yourself have to move it away to move on without it.

Zink,

Yesss, I feel so seen!

Don’t put the thing in an easy to remember spot, or an easy to find spot. Put it in an inevitable spot. It has to be physically impossible to leave without it.

Small items can go in front of the door, or put the keys with them, ideally clipped on with a carabiner. Large items have to either block the door, or go in the car ahead of time immediately when I think of it.

Combine this with a wife who is a pro at losing things, and if something is in her way she’ll move it to the nearest open flat surface with no time or reason.

I_Has_A_Hat,

If it’s small enough, I like to put it in one of my shoes.

TheKingBee, in Out of sight, out of mind [ADHDinos]
@TheKingBee@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t think i’m a dinosaur, but I’m clearly in this comic…

MargotRobbie, in "Romantic Evening" by War and Peas
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“An 15th century ritual sacrifice dagger! It’s just what I wanted. Babe, this is the best Valentine’s Day ever!”

Catoblepas, in "Last Bug Not Least" by LoadingArtist

Putting a specimen upright before it was properly dried? Your honor, this is clearly just a serial killer and not a man of science.

favrion, in Out of sight, out of mind [ADHDinos]
@favrion@lemmy.world avatar

I’m starting to suspect ADHD in my genes… lol

flerp, in Yay. Existence. [IrregularGalaxyDoods]

What wakes you up? -Can’t wake up.

No I mean what excites you? -Ancient song lyrics

TheCheddarCheese,
@TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world avatar

personally im more of a fan of miku songs about existentialism

Bondrewd,

Oh a pinocchiop fan.

outer_spec, in "Don't be a statistic" by PBF Comics
@outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Asshole Georg

Dieterlan, in The moment

In this moment, I am not euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s cursing. But because, I am englightened by my intelligence.

moipe,

In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony dog’s choosing. But because, I use my intelligence to sniff highlighters.

Sotuanduso,

Thought I might find that here. Thanks for being comedic.

…unless you’re being serious…

Dieterlan,

Totes serious my dude

checksout,
jarfil, in Yay. Existence. [IrregularGalaxyDoods]

“What brings sense to your life?”

“Taste buds”

PlantDadManGuy, in "Last Bug Not Least" by LoadingArtist

Based

Shardikprime, in Yay. Existence. [IrregularGalaxyDoods]

In snail land

Car drives you

Boozilla, in I don't give a fu**.
@Boozilla@lemmy.world avatar

I try to work on my apathy but working on it means I’ve failed to be apathetic about my apathy. It’s the muscle that only grows when you use it without thinking about using it. It’s worse than Kegels.

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