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qooqie, in "Don't be a statistic" by PBF Comics

If I got reincarnated as a spider and knew I would keep being reincarnated I’d def freak some people out. Maybe not up the butt, but maybe in the ear

omgarm,

Ear spiders are common but you could be the first butt spider.

CitizenKong, (edited )

Ear cockroaches are actually worse since they are not very good at moving backwards. So once they’re in they don’t have any chance but to burrow ever deeper.

One the other hand, ear spiders might just make themselves a cozy home there. (NSFL)

rockerface,

Thanks, I hate it. Gotta go buy some earplugs fot sleeping. And maybe a buttplug, while I’m at it

BarrelAgedBoredom,

I’m dealing with a roach infestation right now and you’ve just made that 100x worse lol

Enkers,

What a bad day to have eyes…

ripcord,
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I clicked on the pbfcomics link accidentally and got a comic about a bird stealing an s and this comment really confused me.

pomodoro_longbreak, in 'MIMEFIELD' [OC]
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This is really good

CustardFist,
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Hey, thanks. :ر

pomodoro_longbreak,
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You made this?? Thank you for sharing, either way.

CustardFist,
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Yep. Once or twice a week I poop out another comic strip. Been doing that for over four years now. Bر

edgemaster72, in Ain't Life Grand!? [OC]
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Commas: The difference between getting a hot beverage and a hot boyfriend.

pomodoro_longbreak, in What a moment!
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It was actually kind of nice to take a break while you’re on the toilet. Whether that means checking your phone for fun, or just sitting in silence without looking at a screen. Both can be a break, depending on context.

Downcount, in Out of sight, out of mind [ADHDinos]

Another good tip is to try a positive reminder. So, instead of: “Don’t forget the thing!” you’d rather tell your self: “I will totally take the thing!”

stephen01king,

Doesn’t work :( It still took me a week to finally bring that pack of biscuits I bought to my office.

Guy_Fieris_Hair, in Yay. Existence. [IrregularGalaxyDoods]

Autistic Snail

datelmd5sum, in Second Born Problems - Litterbox Comics

I’m the 2nd child and was pretty much free roam type. Ended up with less baggage than the 1st, but had like 10 near death experiences before 15, and my friend and I would’ve been smoking crack at age 12 if we could’ve found any.

ripcord,
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If only there was something in-between helicopter parenting and free roam :)

name_NULL111653,

Lucky. In my case the first went wrong, so I got the obsessive-control emotionally abusive don’t-you-dare-breathe-wrong type… Yay PTSD and a suicide attempt at 12 years old… Yeah I’d prefer the near death experiences, but at least not wanting to die.

sqw, in Ain't Life Grand!? [OC]
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past due bills sneaking off the panel cause they are so lost

el_bhm, in What a moment!

Once had a guy hold a sign with similar message. In front of me. He was sitting across from me on a subway train.

Nothing like savoring the moment riding underground. A breather after work.

He was smug but mad at me ignoring him.

alienanimals, in Ain't Life Grand!? [OC]

1000X better than a Pizzacake comic. Nice work.

XbSuper, (edited )

Not even close.

Just reread this comment and realized it may be taken the wrong way. I’m in support of pizzacake here, her comics are significantly better.

Soundhole,

Hey, I really appreciate the sentiment but there’s nothing wrong with Pizzacake, she does good work.

novakeith, in 'MIMEFIELD' [OC]

Funny enough, Phish was going to have this at their 2018 festival “Curveball” (cancelled due to intense rains, flooding, and sewage problems in western NY where the festival was taking place). The drummer (Fish) talked about this at some point, I think on a podcast… anyway, they were going to have a shortcut back to the tent camping area but it would have crossed a “mime field”, where dozens of paid mimes would be messing with all the phans coming down off their highs on the way back from the show each night.

CustardFist,
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Wow. Wish I could’ve seen it. ะط

nova, in Out of sight, out of mind [ADHDinos]

“Thing thing thing remember to bring the thing” “I always forget things, but not this time because I’m thinking about thing” “I must have ADHD for always forgetting to bring things” “How do other people just remember things?” “There’s a bunch about me that’s different from other people, probably from my undiagnosed ADHD” “Like how I can’t focus during conversations because my mind drifts” “And how I…”

2 minutes later

“I forgot the thing”

ST5000, in Ain't Life Grand!? [OC]

Hang in there dude!

bionicjoey, in Out of sight, out of mind [ADHDinos]

This is relatable. In my experience, the only way to prevent is to make it literally impossible to leave for the place without bonking into the thing. Like don’t put the thing next to the door, put it in front of the door.

zaphod,
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Yup. I put the thing on or in my shoes.

GoosLife,

For real. I have sometimes put important things on my jacket, and my jacket in front of the door. That works. And I still tend to pick up my jacket so the thing I was to remember falls to the floor because it somehow still doesn’t occur to me that I put my jacket on the floor in order to remember something…

ladicius,

Make it the door.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
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I would move the thing out of the way and then realize halfway there

TryingToEscapeTarkov,

Just put it in your car. Worst case scenario you can get it from the car really quick if you forget.

Okokimup, in Out of sight, out of mind [ADHDinos]
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Assuming you’re driving, I find putting my car keys with the thing works. Just be careful if you have a fob; sometimes they don’t work as well after being in the fridge.

ladicius,

You know the video where one guys father put the fob into a small safe, and the guy lifted the safe into the car and the car started?

Karyoplasma,

Should have lined the safe with aluminum foil or something else to deter the signal.

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