I would argue that scrolling through fresh memes on Risa(@startrek.website) while on the toilet is the pinnacle of living in the moment. Particularly at work.
I have regularly mentioned to others how I'd like to have a mime field around my house to keep those pesky kids off my lawn. Now I have a visualization for those that don't understand!
The witch needs 3 frog eyes. A frog only has 2. It has not filtered into her brain that she can use multiple frogs to get 3 eyes instead of trying to find one three eyed frog.
This means the two frogs listening can both keep their eyes. Until she figures it out…or needs them for something else. 😈
We went on a cruise this summer. There was a pizza place that served by the slice, I assumed it was one of the food options that cost extra so avoided it all week. Day 6 of a 7 day cruise, I found out it was free all along.
It’s been three months and every day I think about how much pizza I missed out on.
Many years from now you’ll be on your deathbed, surrounded by loved ones. Before slipping away peacefully, you will share with them your only regret in life… not eating more pizza.
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