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mosiacmango, (edited ) in No escape

There are add on “foot handles” that sort this out, but they are pretty uncommon.

ripcord,

Yeah, I just ran ino this for the first time a few days ago by coincidence. I guess it works and makes sense. A little awkward and won’t work for everyone, but maybe the best solution

synapse1278, in The cool thing is the rapid mutation of surrounding plants and bacteria, meaning Dad is still changing lives after he's gone.
@synapse1278@lemmy.world avatar

What about the “weird black mold” ? Is this something real ? Like some radiation resistant mold that has been observed ?

cynar, (edited )

It might not be related, but they’ve found mold inside the reactor room of Chernobyl. Apparently it’s evolved a chlorophyll like molecule that captures gamma radiation. It’s literally living of the energy that makes the environment lethal to almost anything else (organic or electronic).

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radiotrophic_fungus#:~:te….

Edit. Just checked and it’s not confirmed how it’s growing. They do know it grows significantly faster in a high radiation environment. They haven’t pinned down the exact biological mechanism.

Oh, and yes, it’s black in colour.

Anticorp,

So theoretically, there could be organisms living on the surface of the sun?

cynar,

Unlikely. Biochemistry, as we know it, relies on a carbon-carbon backbone. That breaks down long before the temperatures on the sun’s main outer layers. The electrons get stripped off, and chemistry, as we know it, stops working.

BluesF,

Eating radiation is one thing, surviving those temperatures is another. I don’t even think tardigrades can survive that hot.

FlihpFlorp,

I don’t think I had this one on my apocalypse bingo sheet

misterundercoat,

I, for one, welcome our new gamma mold overlords.

Bdtrngl,

Couldn’t be any worse than the overlords we have now.

Zipitydew,

Badass. Was reading that thinking what about space applications. Sure enough there is a whole section on that in the wiki.

Appreciate you sharing this. Was super interesting to read.

bionicjoey,

Oh cool so we have protomolecule now?

aeronmelon, in The cool thing is the rapid mutation of surrounding plants and bacteria, meaning Dad is still changing lives after he's gone.

Wouldn’t swallowing plutonium dioxide be the reason you end?

SasquatchBanana,

They’re saying if you are lying in a hospital bed with a terminal diagnosis at the end of your days you should swallow the balloon.

Anticorp,

Where do I procure said balloon if I’m lying in a hospital bed at the end of my days?

meliaesc,

Keep one in your pocket at all times.

LesserAbe,

You’re right. Also from what little I understand about radiation seems like you might want to take some more definitive action too rather than give the polonium time to finish the job. It would probably be more unpleasant than however else you were going to die

Setarkus,

Either way, it’ll be shortly before the end. You can’t lose this one :D

danc4498, in No escape

Let’s normalize revolving doorways into bathrooms

TheGiantKorean, in No escape
@TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world avatar

I just grab the handle using my butt cheeks.

Empricorn,

Omega Brain over here, making us feel dumb.

hperrin, in No escape

Easy, just open it with your teeth, then your hands will stay clean.

dantheclamman, in No escape
@dantheclamman@lemmy.world avatar

I grab it with the edge of my shirt. While it’s not ideal, my shirt will be washed later and it spares me having to deal with risk of fecal particles on my hands where they can immediately reach my face.

MBM, in No escape

Unless you’re immunocompromised, is this really worth worrying about?

Decoy321,

Yes. It’s one of the biggest vectors for contagions. But since disease takes a while to become evident, most people don’t associate their sickness with the actual source of transmission.

MBM,

Bathroom doors specifically, not just doors in general? Edit: I looked it up and I guess it’s about bacteria like E. Coli, that makes sense. It’s weird, because people on Reddit/Lemmy always talk about using these tricks to avoid touching things, but IRL I’ve never seen anyone do it or heard anynone talk about it

kameecoding, in No escape

Lots of places now have automatic doors with frosted glass

Infynis, in Apples for sale
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

I think the implication of the last panel is supposed to be that the apple seller can’t stop everyone, but if this was really an accurate satire, he’d chop down every tree, sue everyone that picked the apples, and then go back to selling his giant flavorless GMO apples for $5 a piece

conditional_soup,

The hell of it is, some people would still be happy to buy his apples. Look, I ain’t got time or health insurance to be fucking around climbing an apple tree, here’s some cash, apples pls. But that’s not good enough for the investors, who want guaranteed 5% growth every quarter, so now we’ve got to pour kerosene on the extra apples and force people to go hungry.

Sotuanduso,

Fun fact: A stable company may appear to be growing by ~3% a year if you don’t account for inflation.

I guess that’s a silver lining because then investors don’t see a stable company as stagnating.

AtmaJnana,

Congratulations, you just discovered nominal value.

Are you really trying to put forth the incredibly naive proposition that the stock market is not aware of inflation?

Sotuanduso,

I… guess so?

qyron,

You’ve read The Vines of Wrath.

funkless_eck,

It’s The Grapes of Being A Bit Miffed actually

VikingHippie,

Much better than the sequel, The Apricots of Annoyance.

The porn Adaptation, Plums of Pleasure, is a banger though, pun intended.

ripcord,

Originally I thought the joke was that after chopping down the one tree, eventually he had a shitload of trees grow (from the fallen apples), but guess not.

dohpaz42,
@dohpaz42@lemmy.world avatar

the apple seller can’t stop everyone

I bet the Once-ler wouldn’t have that attitude.

Assman,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

MFer needs a super-axe-hacker. Then he could whack down four apple trees in one smacker.

Cicraft,

If you haven’t done so already I’d recommend listening to the scrapped movie song “biggering” which was cancelled because it scared illumination

modifier,

but if this was really an accurate satire, he’d chop down every tree, sue everyone that picked the apples, and then go back to selling his giant flavorless GMO apples for $5 a piece

Only if he couldn’t figure out a way to rent apples to customers.

lud,

Why does it matter if an apple is modified or not?

Modifying plants for better yields, less water usage, higher resistance to pests, better taste, and so on. Seems like a great idea in my mind.

Either way this comic is bad. It’s stupidly easy to just plant an apple tree in your back/front yard, if you have one. Apples aren’t that picky about where they want to be planted.

They should have gone for a better analogy if they are trying to say something.

Infynis,
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

Why does it matter if an apple is modified or not?

In general, I am not opposed to GMOs. All those benefits would be great. But in practice, companies aren’t modifying the product to be better for the consumer, they’re modifying it to sell better, and cost less to produce. That basically means bigger, and less diverse, which actually ends up making them less resistant to pests and disease

Valmond,

And staying “fresh” longer etc.

porcariasagrada,

the problem isn’t gmo. the problem is the profit motivation that will invite disaster.

AbsoluteChicagoDog,

Wait until you learn that we’ve been genetically modifying our food via selective breeding for as long as we’ve had agriculture.

Anticorp,

He would fence off the trees, and lobby his local government to require permits for picking apples, permits that have an issuing limit that somehow coincides with the number of apple stands he has. Picking apples without a permit would result in a fine of $10,000, or a year in jail.

stevedidwhat_infosec, in "Kirby Lore" by Shenx Comic

Looks like Steve was introduced to the globes war crimes

Coasting0942,

Learned what DAOT humanity had to do to survive the fall.

Also what pre-fall Aeldari considered coffee with friends.

stevedidwhat_infosec,

Brb about to ruin my day and view of humanity just to build it up again

MystikIncarnate, (edited ) in No escape

The correct way to handle this would be to use a disposable paper product. Most places still have a paper towel dispenser along side the air hand dryer, you’re supposed to use that.

Besides the point, most people don’t know how to properly wash and dry their hands. There’s a technique to both that actually improves cleanliness a lot and reduces overall waste.

I never use air based hand dryers. Paper towel for life. Some places use maze patterns instead of doors, which I generally like but usually requires some extra work with air handling to make sure the bathroom air stays in the bathroom, and a bit more floor space to provide the room for the maze pattern. Those restrooms are usually the ones without paper towel, I don’t mind, I just have moist hands for a few minutes afterwards.

All of this can be googled. So I won’t go into more detail, but the majority of people couldn’t possibly give fewer fucks about handwashing or hand drying properly. So I expect most won’t even try to learn how to do things better, ever. They just go with whatever their parents taught them as a child and never question it again. Bluntly, your parents probably did the same, so you’re probably working off of 50+ year old advice on hand washing.

Daefsdeda,

Yes, yes and yes. Do you also do laboratory work? Ive always found these hygiene important but, now i notice how nasty all things get since ive started doing lab work and especially when working with diseases

MystikIncarnate,

Nope, I’m an IT guy with a nurse for a wife. I’ve taken first aid (including proper handwashing) for about 30 years being a member of St. John’s ambulance for a long time in there.

It’s been beaten over my head for most of my life. Looking into it, the rabbit hole goes deeper. I also found a TED style talk (may have been TEDx? I forget) talking about the best way to dry your hands while using as few paper towels as possible.

I know I’ve only really scratched the surface with what I could know on the topic. I also understand that there’s helpful “germs” on your skin, and over washing or over use of hand sanitizer can be detrimental to skin health and long term health; of course with a huge number of caveats that are just so far outside of the scope of what I’m trying to say.

Looping back on topic, I’m a science nerd, first-aid trained, very curious and knowledge seeking individual with a large exposure to medical people. Hygiene is very important.

Daefsdeda,

Cool background and understandable how that came to be. It is also important to get some exposure to the “bad” germs but that is a hard balance so I just see toilet areas as a big no no.

MystikIncarnate,

Indeed.

In addition, I find that a stunning number of folks are okay with either simply rinsing their hands with only water, or not washing their hands at all. Disgusting.

I often don’t shake people’s hands, or at least sanitize after shaking hands because I don’t know who washes up after using the restroom and who has shit on their hands.

julianh, in "Kirby Lore" by Shenx Comic

If you did this with the doctor who wiki you’d probably be clinically insane.

Infynis,
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

That’s basically what happened to Donna

Kolanaki, (edited ) in "Kirby Lore" by Shenx Comic
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Imagine all the people who would do the Matrix thing and learn martial arts… Only to gain the wisdom that knowing how to do martial arts doesn’t make it any easier when you’re fat and out of shape.

ThatWeirdGuy1001, (edited )
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

I mean a core part of most martial arts is just learning how to control the body.

Knowing how to move would still be a decent advantage for someone like that

Honytawk,

People do martial arts to get into shape though.

Kolanaki, (edited )
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

And those with motivation and willpower do it the old fashioned way. Plenty of people would jump at the chance to take a shortcut like downloading the knowledge into their brain, only to realize knowledge alone doesn’t make one a kung fu master.

Couldbealeotard,
@Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world avatar

The Matrix thing is only really useful when you go inside the Matrix, where your limits are your mental strength. Outside the Matrix you’re still a weedy little person. Look at when Neo and Bane/Smith fought: it was messy, ugly, and the opposite of choreographed martial arts.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Ironically, the matrix is also the one place where you can negate the need for kung fu because you can just alter reality with your thoughts by simply believing hard enough.

Couldbealeotard,
@Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world avatar

Theoretically, but even Neo, the most powerful RedPill, could only bend the rules. His control over flight, bullets, things warping under stress around him, etc, is as close as he got to altering the virtual reality.

Just like the Agents, you can bend the rules, but you are still bound by them.

Blackmist, in No escape

It’s strange that automatic doors are standard on the outside of just about every shop, but nobody has ever thought to put them indoors.

shasta,

Because it’s an extra expense, not just to install but to maintain. They put them on the exterior door because it lets people in faster and easier (more customers) and is easier to haul out your purchases when you leave so you are encouraged to buy things without thinking as much about logistics. Bathroom doors being automated vs manual is almost never going to affect sales.

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