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nieceandtows, in Laugh, Clown, Laugh

Looks like Biff has finally come around.

Evil_Shrubbery, in Everything's Better When You're Part of a Group

I love stories with a happy ending.

Sadly with my luck they would probably just force me to work. In a team. While singing songs. … yeah, I’ll go ahead & make the bonfire myself.

NovaPrime, (edited ) in [ADHDinos] Been feeling it lately
@NovaPrime@lemmy.ml avatar

I recently began working on reframing this feeling as a signal to the brain to step back and breathe (awareness meditation and therapy have been helpful) and it’s been life changing. Using that physical sensation as a grounding signal helped me realize that often it’s just an adrenaline spike, and knowing that makes it easier to sit with the physical sensation for 30-60 seconds, knowing that majority of the adrenaline spike will subside in that timeframe

AgentGrimstone, in In case of emergency, open crisps bag

Why can’t they understand that we can go back to the way things were 5 seconds ago

cro_magnon_gilf, (edited ) in In case of emergency, open crisps bag

I know this isn’t right but…

This is what I imagine happened to all those redditors who are always looking to tell everyone they have cptsd

CCF_100, in In case of emergency, open crisps bag

Have you considered picking up the cat and bringing it with you on your journey to obtain the delectable you call a “crisp?”

pelya, in Noah's Log: Day 2 (by Jeroom)
LordKitsuna,

On the flip side though they do generally have an average penis length of 6 ft so the joke can still work it just needs to be the penis instead of the balls

AnonStoleMyPants,

But you could wrap the giant schlong around your neck and it would make a nice warm pulsating scarf.

ladicius,

Remember to inflate your dick in regular intervals to ensure blood flow, elsewise it could start to rot.

Seriously. No joke.

TurtleTourParty,

Luckily that process happens automatically every 90 minutes while you sleep.

retrolasered,
@retrolasered@lemmy.zip avatar

til including men

Deconceptualist,

So what’s in the third panel??? Giant human bollocks? lol

pelya,

The Holy Gonads of thy Lord.

CareHare, in Noah's Log: Day 2 (by Jeroom)

Jeroom is my hero.

glibg10b, in No escape

Apply shoulder to door

LazaroFilm,
@LazaroFilm@lemmy.world avatar

It’s a pull door

Ferris,

idk if y’all serious

folks, take your hand under your shirt, put a foot in front of the door, pull the handle using your shirt

if anyone pushes enthusastically trying to get in, your foot just saved your face

Jerb322,
@Jerb322@lemmy.world avatar

But not theirs…

Jerb322,
@Jerb322@lemmy.world avatar

Got to hit it hard enough to make it bounce…/s

farsinuce,

Wiggly-wiggle with elbow.

saltesc,

Stand at the door until someone else comes in. Make sure you greet them and then slink out whistling a tune so they don’t feel awkward.

LazaroFilm, (edited )
@LazaroFilm@lemmy.world avatar

I can’t whistle so I’ll just sing — “ I put my fingers into my eeeeeyyyyysssseeeee”

technomad, (edited )
Gigan, in No escape
@Gigan@lemmy.world avatar

One of the positives from the covid pandemic is a lot of bathroom doors can be opened with your foot now.

scops,

Those foot pull hooks are useful, but I have yet to figure out how to get out the door without an awkward shuffle step or downright stumble as I pull the door open.

MumboJumbo,

Open the door with your foot, hold it with your elbow.

NESSI3, (edited )

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joyjoy,

Not everyone is able to not skip leg day.

RoyaltyInTraining,
@RoyaltyInTraining@lemmy.world avatar

I haven’t ever seen a door like that, except in hospitals. I wish they’d become more popular in my area

Zron,

Also the return of paper towels for hand drying.

I hate those stupid air dryers. Most of them barely do any better than just shaking your hands in the air, because they’re simply spraying your clean hands with all of the shit and piss particles that are floating in the air.

Would rather have some cheap paper towels so I can dry my hands, and use the towel to open the door before throwing it in the trash.

gibmiser,

Additionally, my understanding is that a lot of the cleaning done by washing your hands is mechanical, and using a paper towel with a slightly rough and absorbent surface scrapes off all the stuff that has been loosened by washing with soap and water.

Lemjukes,

Outside of antibacterial or germicidal soaps, the cleaning action of washing with soap is 100% mechanical. Soap molecules are asymmetrical and have one side that’s hydrophilic and one side that’s hydrophobic which, when used with water, creates a nifty mechanism that picks up crap on one side and catches a ride on the water molecules with the other side.

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

Isn’t basic soap also destroying the lipidic membrane of most bacteria? It doesn’t need to be specific antibacterial soap for that.

Lemjukes, (edited )

Regular soap does also kill bacteria with those hydrophobic sides of its molecules by breaking a bacteria or virus’ lipid membrane. I would argue this still a mechanical process though. Antibacterial soaps use a specific chemical, Triclosan, that binds with enzymes within the bacteria that prevent it from reproducing.

LazaroFilm,
@LazaroFilm@lemmy.world avatar

The only dryers I like are the Dyson ones the air blade ones.

TehWorld,

They’re pretty bad. Putting your hands down in a hole and spraying water all over isn’t real sanitary. I’ve seen some that are really dirty inside!

Xatix,

The new generation doesn’t use this bad design anymore. The Dyson Airblade V is just a box with two sharp edges that blows the water right onto your pants and the Airblade Wash+Dry works in a similiar way with a little bit sleeker design. Both of them have hepa filters too, so from a hygienic standpoint they are much better than their old airblades and the clones that filled the market.

nezbyte,

They are efficient, but way too loud.

aBundleOfFerrets,

Every air dryer that doesn’t suck is extremely loud

nezbyte,

The heated ones are decent if someone preheated it for you.

aBundleOfFerrets,

I have never had the luxury of using a heated air dryer

dejected_warp_core,

Most of them barely do any better than just shaking your hands in the air,

I saw one of these once where someone scratched “4. wipe hands on pants” on the instruction panel.

The trick is to shake dry in the sink, then rub the moisture up past your wrists onto your forearms, creating a thin layer. Then use the dryer, repeating the rubbing motion spreading the moisture out until it’s gone.

because they’re simply spraying your clean hands with all of the shit and piss particles that are floating in the air.

This is the real problem. Apparently, the Dyson air blades are the worst: arstechnica.com/…/dyson-dryers-hurl-60x-more-viru…

lowleveldata, in No escape

Easy. Just lick the door handle 3 ~ 4 times to clean it so that you don’t need to get your hands dirty.

Established_Trial,

That’s how I do it and I’ve only had Covid 5 times! Works like a charm.

normanwall,

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  • JadenSmith,

    It depends, if he has had it once per year he’s caught up to Covid-2024

    Smoogs,

    Gotta collect them all

    underwire212,

    Yup! You also sometimes get free nutrients on the door handle ☺️

    TehWorld,

    I see you also have a toddler.

    humorlessrepost, in No escape

    And what about the part of your pants you grab to pull them up before washing your hands?

    technomad,

    They never said they pulled up their pants before washing their hands. Lol

    technomad, in No escape

    Seriously though, one of my biggest pet peeves is when they get every other aspect of touch-less design correct, and then fail with the door.

    TheBat, (edited )
    @TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

    Touchless booth door but then its occupancy detector is faulty ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ °)

    Neato,
    @Neato@ttrpg.network avatar

    Don’t think you need it that much. You’re going to wash your hands after. There’s a small chance you could contract something before using the bathroom from it, unsure on the likelihood of that transmission.

    Chobbes, (edited )

    My understanding (which may be false) is that this can come about from competing design considerations and regulations. Like… It’s ideal to be able to push the door open from the inside of the bathroom so you don’t have to touch a nasty doorhandle, but you also don’t want somebody to be able to put something in front of the door, potentially trapping you in the bathroom (particularly in the event of a fire… Dying in a fire is probably worse than touching a nasty doorhandle), and you also don’t want doors to unexpectedly swing open into busy hallways. This drives me nuts too, though.

    jkjustjoshing,

    Eh, there’s an easy solution that a lot of places are starting to use. A foot pull. Probably costs $5-10. No real excuse for any place not installing these.

    Chobbes,

    I mean hell yes I’m for this. Just the obvious solution of “make it push” might not work.

    RampantParanoia2365,

    A handle you can hook your arm around would solve this.

    hakunawazo,

    In some restaurants I’ve seen double swing doors on the toilet entrance.

    kameecoding, (edited )

    Given that it has a blow dryer instead of paper towels I doubt the door handle is an issue

    HeapOfDogs, (edited )

    The best design is no door. You walk in and around a corner / wall… Think airport.

    farty,

    Or when the soap dispenser is touchless but not the tap.

    Coasting0942,

    That’s solved with getting extra soap, scrubbing the tap, rinsing the tap with water when you rinse your hands.

    The door thing is still the biggest

    Empricorn, (edited )

    As long as there’s paper towels you can lather, wash, dry with a clean paper towel, and then use that to turn off the faucet/open the door without touching them. It sounds germophobic, but it really is the best way for us to use public restrooms and protect each others’ health.

    CompostMaterial, in No escape

    The sensors aren’t there for your convenience to turn them on, they are there to save the business money by turning them off.

    p1mrx,

    Yeah, businesses hate it when you leave the soap on.

    CompostMaterial,

    Portion control.

    turmacar, (edited )

    It can be both.

    Mechanical/timer versions with auto-shut-off of all of these exist, but you have to touch those.

    Mobile_Audience,

    I don’t like those mechanical/timer ones. Especially the ones with a push button top, always felt like I had to smack the button several times just to get twenty seconds of water.

    Manifish_Destiny, in No escape

    Those dyson.airblade urinals are typically so messy that they defeat the purpose of touch less.

    Imgonnatrythis,

    Please stop peeing on those. They are not actually urinals.

    proctonaut,

    Listen, superchief. If I piss in it it’s a urinal.

    Godnroc,

    There’s piss in you, so aren’t you really the urinal?

    proctonaut,

    Nobody put it there, though. It’s incident to being a meatbag. So I guess people can be urinals but aren’t necessarily urinals.

    Kolanaki,
    @Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

    But… they’re too high to poop in… 🤔

    Kusimulkku,

    You need to build up pressure

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