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Anticorp, in The cool thing is the rapid mutation of surrounding plants and bacteria, meaning Dad is still changing lives after he's gone.

Or pay the graveyard to spray Roundup around your grave. That’s probably the easier of the two.

ZOSTED, in Apples for sale

Hell yeah, this is the free gifts of nature in a nutshell.

[…] the “free gift of Nature to capital.” Capitalist exploitation and accumulation, as Marx explains, ultimately depend on capital’s usurping of nature’s gifts for itself, thereby monopolizing the means of production and wealth in its entirety

Probably better sources, but this is the first best one I found.

Lev_Astov,
@Lev_Astov@lemmy.world avatar

So… farming is a free gift from nature?

feedum_sneedson,

No, natural capital is - soil particularly.

ZOSTED,

This person is correct. Land and the natural process of nature are free gifts.

LifeInMultipleChoice, (edited )

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  • feedum_sneedson, (edited )

    Better to think of natural capital and human labour being the two sources from which all value (in the sense of productivity) is ultimately derived. The soil is natural capital, the fertiliser is both (i.e. a mined and processed mineral resource), the rotation is human labour. Then the knowledge to reproduce this process in the correct manner is also critical.

    ZOSTED,

    Close. Farming is labour, which is what gives economic value to the free gifts. The capitalists skim excess value from this process in the form of wage theft and other fuckery.

    I’m simplifying, but yeah.

    niktemadur, in The cool thing is the rapid mutation of surrounding plants and bacteria, meaning Dad is still changing lives after he's gone.

    An ideal last prank for all you Andy Kaufman-types out there.

    Potatos_are_not_friends, in [Fashionably Late] It's-a Horrible!

    What a cute twist.

    FuryMaker, in No escape

    Need those foot handles to kick the door open. God bless establishments that have installed them.

    Otherwise, I roll my sleave over my hand and pull the door open. Especially in restaurants.

    KuroiKaze,

    The step n pull was actually a shark tank product

    MDKAOD, (edited )

    I don’t like the sleeve method. Grime just hangs out on your sleeves and then gets deep in the fibers. No thank you. I use my pinky and ring fingers when I absolutely have to.

    DavidP,
    @DavidP@midwest.social avatar

    Pinky and ring finger for me too!

    MadBob, in Apples for sale

    I suppose he was already grumpy because he was the only one who’d forgot about Dress Like Homer Simpson Or Peter Griffin Day at the orchard.

    FatTony, in No escape

    Elbows, anyone?

    rockerface,

    Good luck pulling a door handle with elbows

    FatTony,

    Pffft, can and have.

    niktemadur, in No escape

    When they have paper towels, what I do is take the last one with which I dried my hands to grab or pinch the door handle and pull.

    tslnox,

    The shopping mall where I live has the metal stripe at the bottom that’s clearly there to protect the door when you open it with your shoe… But they open inwards to the bathroom.

    100_percent_a_bot, in Apples for sale

    I’m not 14 years old enough to get this

    worldsayshi, in No escape

    A hobby of mine is to get annoyed at hand dryers. 80% of the models I find are eyerollingly useless. Blow a faint breeze for five seconds, stop and refuse to trigger again no matter how much you try to slap the air in front of it.

    Then there are those 5% that actually gets it. Blowing a jet stream that makes the water droplets sublimate so fast you forget you even washed.

    spfhaar,

    the dyson airblade v is good

    worldsayshi,

    Yup, although it can also have a tendency to stop after a few seconds and refuse to elaborate.

    oyo,

    They all just blow hot germs around though.

    hungryphrog,

    Also they are way too fucking loud. Just use paper, people.

    worldsayshi,

    Paper runs out and can cause a mess in a busy public restroom.

    letsgo,

    I keep thinking it’d be a good idea to patent a hand dryer that points the detector in one direction and the blower in another, such that to switch it on you have to move your hands out of the air stream, and to switch it off you have to move your hands into it. Your hands get dry not by the blower, but by the action of moving your hands to and fro between the detector and the blower.

    Nobody would object or claim prior art because that would put them on record as directly admitting their products are shit.

    Then sue everyone whose hand dryers do exactly that. I’d make a killing.

    Classy,

    Small thing, sublimation occurs when a solid converts immediately to a gas with no liquid state between. This happens with dry ice commonly

    trk, in No escape
    @trk@aussie.zone avatar

    I just stand inside the door until someone else comes in, then escape.

    This works poorly in remote areas, but I consider 4 days trapped in a public bathroom worth it to avoid touching the poop handle.

    fox2263, in No escape

    I was just thinking about that very problem the other day.

    platypus_plumba,

    Use your dick, it’s dirty. You were washing your hands because you touched it, no?

    fox2263,

    Ah so use dick to open door. I shall give it a go!

    6_juniper_6,

    My problem: none available 😄

    platypus_plumba,

    You need to work on that grip.

    … I’m so sorry.

    Usernameblankface, in The cool thing is the rapid mutation of surrounding plants and bacteria, meaning Dad is still changing lives after he's gone.
    @Usernameblankface@lemmy.world avatar

    Companies that make sealed concrete vaults would like a word with you

    chicken, in No escape

    I use my foot

    Thanator,

    How do you pull with your foot? Toes out?

    stratosfear,

    When the door has that little foot puller at the bottom 🤌

    RIP_Cheems, in "Kirby Lore" by Shenx Comic
    @RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

    KIRBY IS A GOD UNIRONICALY AND HAS KILLED MULTIPLE GODS BOTH INTENTIONALLY AND UNITENTIONALLY, OFTEN OVER FOOD.

    Johanno,

    I ❤️Kirby

    Ironfist,

    OK, BUT WHY ARE WE YELLING?

    RIP_Cheems,
    @RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

    EMPHASIS

    kirbykirbz,

    CAN YOU BLAME ME THOUGH?

    RIP_Cheems, (edited )
    @RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

    YOU KILLED THE GOD OF KNOWLEDGE OVER A CAKE AND THEN LET A FUCKING GREMLIN GET THE POWER AND SHROWED THE WORLD IN DARKNESS. YES I BLAME YOU.

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