Empricorn,

It’s difficult watching other people live out your dreams. ☹️

Damaskox,
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How is that guy so calm about it?

Has he gotten used to it?

XTornado,

The weirdness and unexpected and breaks your mind enought to be like “wtf…” and not knowing how to react to something so unexpected and weird.

photonic_sorcerer,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Nah, he kinda liked it

hikikoma,

That’s a strong non-reaction for just “kinda”.

TeaHands,
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Is this a thing that happens? Do I need to add it to my list of reasons I’m terrified of the sea?

idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

Terrified… or excited? 😎

irreticent, (edited )
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On a serious note, there are parasitic fish that will swim up your urethra and embed themselves there. Enjoy your trip to Brazil!

Edit: I forgot to mention the buttworms. Don’t sit in the sand on most beaches in Brazil.

XTornado,

Like don’t sit in the sand inside water or also on dry ground? And doesn’t require you to be nude?

WeLoveCastingSpellz,

That sounds kinda hot though

TeaHands,
@TeaHands@lemmy.world avatar

Just don’t ever set foot in Brazil, ok got it.

hakunawazo,

Is Brazil the new Australia?

jaybone,

Only for butt stuff. And urethra stuff.

Crul,
Hupf,

At very high speed?

irreticent,
@irreticent@lemmy.world avatar

It gave a whole new meaning to a “zoom meeting.”

Kalkaline,
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Must have confused him for a sea cucumber

Leate_Wonceslace,
@Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Pearlfish moment.

irreticent,
@irreticent@lemmy.world avatar

Or a sea sponge.

jaybone,

When they swim into your vagina, you can’t get pregnant.

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