cley_faye,

Living is a disease at this point.

Stegget,

Terminal, in fact.

Steak,

We’re all gonna die!

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Shut up, Rattrap.

mcqtom,

You’re the big ape.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’m not. Proof: I haven’t yet.

Steak,

Can’t argue with that logic.

Slovene,

Yes you can!

Slovene,

Sexually transmitted.

frederick,

I’m freestyle sleepers 😆. Where my position ?

ours,

NOT RECOMMENDED

technomad, (edited )

#😠

Ainiriand,

I am lucky enough that I fall deep asleep in any position, shape, or form.

tamal3,

That is lucky… But do you wake up with all sorts of weird sorenesses?

Thorny_Insight,

I just keep rolling untill I fall asleep. Trying to sleep in a specific position is near impossible. Even the best one gets uncomfortable pretty quick. Only thing I try to avoid is sleeping on my right side as it seems to be the cause for my rhomboid pain

CarbonatedPastaSauce,

What’s the furthest you’ve made it?

Don’t you worry about traffic?

winky9827b,

They see me rollin’. They hatin’. Trynna catch me sleeping dirty.

v4ld1z, (edited )
@v4ld1z@lemmy.zip avatar

I’ve always wanted to be able to sleep on my side whilst hugging some kind of stuffed animal but to no avail. Ever since my SO gifted me a stuffed penguin toy that’s large enough to fit in my arms and server as a pseudo-pillow, I’ve been loving sleeping on my side and have been really comfortable doing so too. I’m the middle spoon most of the time then. :D

Sleeping on my back is best though

Ilflish, (edited )

I bought a body pillow (without the anime girl) for the same but within days I was in immediate pain come mornings. It was probably just overstuffed but I went back to front sleeping and it immediately disappeared

ignotum,

Well there’s your problem, bodypillows don’t work tight unless they have anime girls on them

v4ld1z,
@v4ld1z@lemmy.zip avatar

What about anime boys?

ours,

You do have to switch sides.

winky9827b,

My pillow doesn’t like being big spoon.

PeriodicallyPedantic,

You need to be slowly turned on a rotisserie.

LemmyKnowsBest,

I have slave peasants to do that for me while I slumber.

clay_pidgin,

I wonder what the easiest way would be to track my sleeping position changes. Time lapse video and manual notation, probably.

GladiusB,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

Sounds like a lot of work for something you can’t correct easily.

clay_pidgin,

Very true. I’m just curious!

Meowoem,

I tried timelapse it’s pretty interesting but motion detection was better, using motion on a raspberry pi allows you to combine both if you want.

gheesh,

Until you see some paranormal activity in those recordings and then stop sleeping altogether 😰

Sanity_in_Moderation,

You never know what happens. It’s frankly terrifying.

youtu.be/CYaUDnGITRA?si=rLDESKjTne3q7EYW

cashews_best_nut,

Holy shit that’s so dark! 🤣

clay_pidgin,

Certainly a risk!

rustydomino,
@rustydomino@lemmy.world avatar

Sleeping on my back is soooo relaxing… when I can fall asleep. For some reason I have the hardest time falling asleep on my back, but when it does happen it’s bliss.

GlendatheGayWitch,

I have managed to sleep on my back once in my life. It was also the only night that I slept with my eyes open because I was so exhausted

force,

i don’t sleep on my back because it causes frequent sleep paralysis. i find it more comfortable than my side usually but i don’t want to be attacked by the jack o lantern horse guy while i’m in my bed

poppy,

I literally can’t fall asleep on my back lol. I can lay there for an hour and then the minute I roll over on my side or stomach I’ll fall asleep.

i_like_birds,

Exactly!! My body literally rejects sleep if I’m on my back. And sleeping on a plane semi reclined? Forget it

GhostlyPixel,
@GhostlyPixel@lemmy.world avatar

If I sleep on my back I get the most vivid and long nightmares, and, if I fall asleep in another position and then wake up from a nightmare, I’m almost always on my back. Not sure what it is, fiancée says I don’t snore or sound like I have trouble breathing.

LaunchesKayaks,
@LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world avatar

Yo same. I have so many pillows that I have to arrange specifically to cradle my neck in a certain way or I’ll wake up with a headache and stiff neck. My neck is most comfy when I’m on my back, but the rest of my body disagrees.

jordanlund,
@jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar
feedum_sneedson,

she cute

Ebber,

The ball flattener 3000!

AlijahTheMediocre,

A guy died in a cave from being stuck in this position.

EtherWhack,
@EtherWhack@lemmy.world avatar

Sounds a bit nutty

Axiochus,

That’s one way of putty it.

AFC1886VCC,

I sleep on my side. I can’t sleep on my back or front :(

platypus_plumba,

I can help you with that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I have no idea what I meant, but it was dirty as hell.

tjsauce,

Nobody knows what it means, but it’s PROVOCATIVE.

Resol,
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

Just don’t sleep and you won’t have that problem.

Dasnap,
@Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

My hourly Monsters are purely for the benefit of my health.

Resol,
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t really get what you mean.

Nommer,

It’s so they don’t have to sleep and ruin their spine.

Resol,
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

Ah

painfulasterisk, (edited )

Don’t sleep, it’s bad for you . Just keep working.

-*CEOs

*Typo fixed.

morphballganon,

CEOs*

No apostrophe in a non-possessive plural noun

motor_spirit,

Go ahead and cc everybody on this one, it’s needed.

some_guy,

Only sleep sitting in a recliner chair. Or just don’t sleep. Problem solved.

mathterdark,

Oh good, I’m not the only one who rotates in their sleep like a rotisserie chicken

shalva97,

left side it is then. My favorite!

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