bassomitron,

It’s obvious they want you to just drive off the road or go into the other lane in reverse. I see no problem here.

derfl007,

But if you reverse, then you will stop for a short period of time…

bassomitron,

Only with that attitude!

piecat,

Damn you fundamental theorem of calculus!

onion,

Not if you drift

nilloc,

Specially, executing a perfect J-Turn would do it.

ShitOnABrick,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

Ohio

Pons_Aelius,

If this was on the diskworld, it would be an auditor trap.

emergencyfood,

In the real world, it can be a Tesla trap.

Kase,

Oof

I’m honestly curious what the Tesla would do. Can a computer have an existential crisis?

aeronmelon,

Shift into neutral and promptly explode.

emergencyfood,

Run over the sign?

navi,

Finally a passing section!

ripcord,
@ripcord@kbin.social avatar

Listen!

navi,

Hey!

tslnox,

Auditor trap

LegionEris,

You gotta do a secretory vesicle turn (looks like the open one!) where you swerve wildly off the road, circle around, blaze directly across the street at a right angle, then circle back onto the road heading the other direction. No stopping, no entering, and it’s technically not a U-turn.

otter,

Haven’t thought about secretory vesicles in a while, and this is a pretty unique context for them lmao

LegionEris,

It’s the shape my brain drew as I read those signs. It follows all the rules!

Zoomboingding,
@Zoomboingding@lemmy.world avatar

90° right turn!

ignotum,

No U turn, but it doesn’t disallow a & turn

marcos,

Wait… That & shape manages to end on the exact same direction it starts.

Deconceptualist,

Finally, all my gymkhana practice will pay off. Thanks, videogame version of Ken Block (RIP)!

navi,

This was my experience lately when visiting downtown Vancouver (Gastown) for parking. Like 3-4 signs per post that somewhat contradict each other on times of day for parking.

zer0,

ascend straight up

aeronmelon,

Cyclist: “I do not recognize your authority.”

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