xkcd: Sign Combo
Title text: Speed Limit: 45 MPH / Minimum: 65 MPH
Source: xkcd.com/2841/
Pons_Aelius, If this was on the diskworld, it would be an auditor trap.
emergencyfood, In the real world, it can be a Tesla trap.
Kase, Oof
I’m honestly curious what the Tesla would do. Can a computer have an existential crisis?
aeronmelon, Shift into neutral and promptly explode.
emergencyfood, Run over the sign?
bassomitron, It’s obvious they want you to just drive off the road or go into the other lane in reverse. I see no problem here.
derfl007, But if you reverse, then you will stop for a short period of time…
bassomitron, Only with that attitude!
piecat, Damn you fundamental theorem of calculus!
onion, Not if you drift
nilloc, Specially, executing a perfect J-Turn would do it.
ignotum, No U turn, but it doesn’t disallow a & turn
marcos, Wait… That & shape manages to end on the exact same direction it starts.
Deconceptualist, Finally, all my gymkhana practice will pay off. Thanks, videogame version of Ken Block (RIP)!
aeronmelon, Cyclist: “I do not recognize your authority.”
zer0, ascend straight up
navi, Finally a passing section!
ripcord, 
Listen!
navi, Hey!
navi, This was my experience lately when visiting downtown Vancouver (Gastown) for parking. Like 3-4 signs per post that somewhat contradict each other on times of day for parking.
Zoomboingding, 
90° right turn!
LegionEris, You gotta do a secretory vesicle turn (looks like the open one!) where you swerve wildly off the road, circle around, blaze directly across the street at a right angle, then circle back onto the road heading the other direction. No stopping, no entering, and it’s technically not a U-turn.
otter, Haven’t thought about secretory vesicles in a while, and this is a pretty unique context for them lmao
LegionEris, It’s the shape my brain drew as I read those signs. It follows all the rules!
tslnox, Auditor trap
ShitOnABrick, 
Ohio
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