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Boozilla, in 24 November 2023

I also go to the doctor so someone will actually, if briefly, touch me.

can,

*tap
*tap

HelloHotel, (edited ) in 22 November 2023

hi heres text> In the mind-bending expanse of animated quirkiness, behold the brilliance that is “Don’t Date Robots” from Futurama! This short film, a whimsical journey into the absurd, gleefully skewers the notion of human-robot romance with all the subtlety of a cosmic sledgehammer. Picture a world where synthetic allure clashes with the pitfalls of passion, all wrapped in the irreverent charm of Futurama’s signature style. To embark on this outrageous escapade, boldly plunge into the madness itself!

Thank you, chatGPT, now, “Dont date Robots”

Also, thats the girlfriend equivlant of going to mcdonalds, its okay but mass produced. I cant express my thoghts in a single parograph.

sgbrain7, in Random 7-30-2006

How do they still have ideas after all this time? This one’s ancient.

sgbrain7, in 18 November 2023

I love spiders

staindundies, (edited ) in 23 November 2023

All I can think of is this one when people say take out the trash

All I can think of is this one

Nurse_Robot, in 22 November 2023

Where did the second head go

greenskye,

AI is pretty bad at consistency

Asafum,

She also grew more boobs lol

LetKCater2U,

It moved down to her cheek apparently.

TheGreenGolem,

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

tacosanonymous, in 22 November 2023

“You know what she has three of but can you guess what she has two of?”

killeronthecorner,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

Paid tiers

ame,

lights pipeSeven vaganyas

Taleya,

Imagine.

Aggravationstation,

…there’s no heaven

TheRealLinga,

It’s easy with A.I…

agamemnonymous,
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Maybe more

squiblet, in 22 November 2023
@squiblet@kbin.social avatar

Why does he have zero fingers?

wander1236,
@wander1236@sh.itjust.works avatar

She took them

sour, (edited ) in 22 November 2023
@sour@kbin.social avatar

she have fractal hand

Xanthrax, in 22 November 2023
@Xanthrax@lemmy.world avatar

Cyanide and “hah, penis!”

cloud_herder, in Random 4-2-2019

Okay I’m too high - someone explain?

achille225,

The guy in blue suffers from Alzheimer, and thinks he’s still young and talking to his dad, when in reality he’s talking to his son

ciko22i3, in Random 4-2-2019
@ciko22i3@sopuli.xyz avatar

that’s a hard one

Aggravationstation, in 19 November 2023

How did you get a picture of my future tombstone?

ripened_avacado, in 21 November 2023

Too much internet for the day.

ARk, in 21 November 2023

…I need to touch grass.

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