cyanideandhappiness

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clay_pidgin, in 31 December 2023

Huh? Is Random Guy a returning character that I’ve just missed?

Cold_Brew_Enema, in 20 December 2023

That’s good

chepox, in Random 3-15-2020

Uno reverse!

RangerAndTheCat, in Random 11-6-2017

It gets worse, but can also get better or at the very least have some bright spots. Try not to give up hope , I know it’s easy to because I catch myself doing it all the time

iHUNTcriminals, in 6 December 2023

Lol wtf.

z3rOR0ne, in 6 December 2023
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He gropes…through time!!!. Lol 😁

18107, in 2 December 2023

Your pregnancy has COVID?

mathterdark, in 15 November 2023

and all he got was that lousy t-shirt

Lokisan, in Random 1-16-2016

As if a millionaire would walk in the street like a plebeian

kautau,

When the weather is bad they can’t take the helicopter so they have to walk out the door of their penthouse to get to their chauffeur’s car

designatedhacker, in 25 October 2023

Just use a hot tub. *Not actual family planning advice.

AnUnusualRelic, in Random 2-16-2009
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You can post your favourite stillbirth recipes in the comments

Fixbeat, in 14 October 2023

…or it’s an old fart and they “help” by being a condescending grumpy asshole.

wreckedcarzz,
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“look sonny back in the good old days we’d pay a nickel to the [redacted] on the corner and he’d figure it all out lickety split, sometime we’d even let em keep the nickel. then they gave em equal rights and that’s what really caused the world wars, you see, the balance of power was threatened and germany knew it and…”

not-slowly backing away

(this has been not far off from most of my boomer and older random interactions in public; or something like they are holding a nice conversation with you and then mention the 5G covid nano robots that are going to activate next Thursday and start killing everyone. I just want to buy my thing and go home, please stop talking.)

CompostMaterial, in 14 October 2023

Truth.

Player2, in 12 October 2023

So we back in the mine

rush,

got our pickaxe swinging from side to side

hakunawazo,
TenderfootGungi, in 24 January 2024

Hair doesn’t recede, it migrates.

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