A few years ago at work there were constant fire drills and false alarms. Eventually we got sick of it and just ignored them. The “floor captains” would go from office to office and make everyone leave but ours was a computer lab with restricted access so they couldn’t get in even if they wanted to.
One day it was well below freezing out and we decided we were going to skip this fire drill. However the floor captains were particularly annoying this time and wouldn’t stop banging on our door so eventually we answered it. Apparently it wasn’t a drill and there was actually a fire in the building, right below our lab. Everything was taken care of quickly but they weren’t too thrilled we ignored them for so long.
A Soviet man was feeling sick and went to the doctor. The secretary said that there were extreme shortages and that the doctor was booked far out, but would be available on the same date ten years from now. The man asked, Morning or evening?
Does it matter? she asked.
Yes: I have a mechanic appointment in the afternoon.
hi heres text> In the mind-bending expanse of animated quirkiness, behold the brilliance that is “Don’t Date Robots” from Futurama! This short film, a whimsical journey into the absurd, gleefully skewers the notion of human-robot romance with all the subtlety of a cosmic sledgehammer. Picture a world where synthetic allure clashes with the pitfalls of passion, all wrapped in the irreverent charm of Futurama’s signature style. To embark on this outrageous escapade, boldly plunge into the madness itself!
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