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sgbrain7, in Random 7-30-2006

How do they still have ideas after all this time? This one’s ancient.

sgbrain7, in 18 November 2023

I love spiders

staindundies, (edited ) in 23 November 2023

All I can think of is this one when people say take out the trash

All I can think of is this one

sour, (edited ) in 22 November 2023
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she have fractal hand

Xanthrax, in 22 November 2023
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Cyanide and “hah, penis!”

ciko22i3, in Random 4-2-2019
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that’s a hard one

Aggravationstation, in 19 November 2023

How did you get a picture of my future tombstone?

ripened_avacado, in 21 November 2023

Too much internet for the day.

ARk, in 21 November 2023

…I need to touch grass.

Pronell, in 21 November 2023

He needs his diaper changed too!

ChrisLicht, in 12 November 2023

I feel slow. Is the joke that he’s putting sunglasses on top of sunglasses?

Narrrz,

i, too, am wondering what's going on in the 4th panel.

ChrisLicht,

Whew!

So, he puts on a second pair in the third panel, then a different second pair in the fourth panel. Is there something about a specific pair of sunglasses that causes a woman to look like a mom?

I’m lost.

David_Eight,

I think when he says “I can fix that” he means get her pregnant.

And I think he had an infinite number of sunglasses on. So he’s constantly taking sunglasses off in the last two panels.

Darkenfolk, (edited )

As an addition; sunglasses are probably a leftover from when this meme https://dormi.zone/pictrs/image/ebf955b6-e7a4-4a4a-9f83-c1a5bff3c26d.jpeg

registrert,
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Somebody please help

Master,

imgur.io/gallery/xIolo

You’re a milf now!

radioactiveradio,

Maybe he’s trying to make her appear pregant with lens distortion.

ChrisLicht,

It’s as good as anything I can come up with. This thing has stymied the fuck out of me.

radioactiveradio,

I need more research on this to say for certain.

XTornado, (edited ) in 15 November 2023

I am confused did he kill the dealer or what? Or the dead person a representation of the addiction? And who is the other guy on the floor?

Like for the joke it doesn’t matter but that first scene confused me.

clearleaf,

He has a crippling addiction or in other words an addiction to crippling.

XTornado,

Ooooh i missed that layer…

radioactiveradio,

And now a crippling debt e.I. he’s indebted to be crippled himself.

Kolanaki, in 19 November 2023
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Peanuts are actually legumes, so they don’t count right?

registrert, in 18 November 2023
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That spider’s gonna suck him dry so it’s happy endings all around! 🎉

LemmyKnowsBest, in 18 November 2023

the lady in the green dress took the guy’s beer

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