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SatansMaggotyCumFart, in Christmas Mac and Cheese

This community is going to love this!

Bad plating and light, low effort food.

It’s like 90% of the posts got together and had a baby!

Good job you angry commie!

Decoy321,

Thank you for such insight, Satan’s Maggoty Cum Fart.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

No problem!

altima_neo, in Homemade Charcuterie
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Looks beautifully done

Buffman,

Thank you!

CodingCarpenter, in Nashville Hot Pulled Chicken

Does the slaw go on cold or warm?

Just__FF,

Slaw goes on cold. At least that’s how we always do it. Adds nice contrast.

TheCreeperFace, in Chicago style deep dish pizza
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JusticeForPorygon,
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Haven’t clicked the link yet but I’m betting it’s The Daily Show.

TheOgreChef,

I have returned from my 1,000th lifetime watch of that video to say your instincts are indeed correct.

tacosanonymous,

“It ain’t even pizza!”

JusticeForPorygon,
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It’s a fuckin casserole.

glennglog22, in Chicago style deep dish pizza
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People are gonna cry about it, but I think this looks delicious.

cooljacob204,

It ain't pizza but it does look very, very delicious.

victorz,

Definitely looks more like a pie than a pizza. Wonder what an Italian would say.

nitefox,

“This ain’t a pizza it’s a pie”

Source: I’m Italian

victorz,

I figured something like that 😄

ChaoticEntropy,
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“Look how they massacred my boy…”

glimse,

From personal experience, an Italian would say “wow this is delicious but I can only eat a slice or two”

Traditional Italian pizza is nothing like the food we call pizza now anyway

victorz,

Yeah I’ve seen some purist Italians talk about pizza on YouTube. Definitely very different (and more tasty) than the pizza I make at home with my family. 😅 Wish I had a stone oven or even room for one of those small modern ovens, to make good pizza in.

cosmicrookie, in Chicago style deep dish pizza
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That looks like a terrible pizza but a delicious pie

Claidheamh,

All pizzas are pies.

nitefox,

only in America

Mane25, in Chicago style deep dish pizza

No judgement but here in the UK this is more like what we’d call a flan than a pizza or a pie. So instead of arguing about pizzas and pies, why not embrace a third category?

kogasa,
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Because it’s pizza

Mane25,

You can call anything a pizza if you want. It becomes a useful term if it’s commonly understood by your audience.

kogasa,
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OK

WoahWoah,

You’re a pizza.

Mane25,

I’m more of a pizza than that bloody flan! :P

butterflyattack,

I thought a flan has fillings that are eggy? I agree that this looks kinda unusual for pizza - although it also looks very tasty.

Tikiporch,

It’s a QUICHE. Quichza? Pronounced like key-tch-zah.

Mane25, (edited )

I would say a quiche /ˈkiːʃ/ requires eggs whereas a tart doesn’t (necessarily), and I have no idea what a key-tch-zah is, we don’t have them in the UK. A quiche is a type of tart though, yes.

Squibbles,

Going by primary ingredient I guess it would be like a tomato tart. Though the dough is yeasted so it probably doesn’t fully match a lot of categories.

Tikiporch,

It matches the pizza category, don’t let Margherita Berry over there hassle you.

Thcdenton, in Chicago style deep dish pizza

Looks like you nailed it. Yeah, pepperoni on inside and they wont get torched. If you must put toppings on top, maybe put them on at the end and put it under the broiler for a bit? Either way it looks dank. Would chonch on this.

Squibbles,

The pepperoni was pretty thick and we had no issues with them burning or anything. There was smoke but only because the springform pan dribbled oil into the bottom of the oven. We did one in springform and another in cast iron, both squeezed into the oven at the same time and they both came out identical except I liked the vertical walls from the springform pan better.

VishousDeelishous, in Chicago style deep dish pizza

That’s a nice looking casserole.

NegativeInf,

Soup in a bread bowl, but delicious nonetheless.

Hardeehar,

No canned onion rings on top?

SatansMaggotyCumFart, in Personal beef Wellington with pink peppercorn cream sauce, macaroni and cheese, and roasted broccoli

Was this taken on a game boy camera?

AmosBurton,

Lol, i see what you mean.

Maybe its just the filter?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Watch it, the people in this community don’t like making fun of these 16 pixels.

Taako_Tuesday,

Looks like a perfectly normal phone picture to me

AmosBurton, in Personal beef Wellington with pink peppercorn cream sauce, macaroni and cheese, and roasted broccoli

And here I am eating an egg sandwich (very literally egg with mayonnaise[aka egg] between bread).

Looks really very delicious!

shadmere,

Look I’m going to admit, egg salad sandwiches is are delicious. Add a bunch of black pepper and a dash of cayenne? Mmm.

TheEighthDoctor, in Chicago style deep dish pizza

That’s a pie, not a pizza but it’s probably very tasty

Techmaster,

More like a casserole

Kolanaki,
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Pizza pie.

victorz,

Aren’t ordinary “flat” pizzas also sometimes called “pizza pies”? Also seems incorrect.

Kolanaki,
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It’s got a crust filled with stuff. That’s a pie, dude.

victorz,

Mmmyyyeeeeh. Wikipedia page for Pie says otherwise from what I can see? It needs to have some sort of filling, and the crust needs to be a type of casing, whether a cover/top casing or bottom casing, or both. The only mention of pizza that I can see is a link to the page for Chicago style pizza like here, as well as calzone, which both seem to fit the definition of a pie as described.

I’ll stretch to concede that this style of pizza is both a bastardized pizza and a pie, by modern/conventional standard. But not all pizzas are pies. Good compromise.

satanmat, in Personal beef Wellington with pink peppercorn cream sauce, macaroni and cheese, and roasted broccoli

Yeah that looks damn good

Recipes? Please

shadmere,

Definitely. Will post then when I get to my computer.

shadmere, (edited )

Personal Beef Wellingtons. Two servings.

Duxelles

  • 8 ounces white mushrooms
  • 1 shallot
  • 2 cloves garlic
  • 1 sprig thyme leaves
  • 1 tbsp butter
  • 2 tbsp brandy (I used whiskey this time, turned out great)
  • Salt and pepper
  1. Finely chop all the solid ingredients (food processor works great for this).
  2. Heat butter over medium heat. Add mixture and saute a moment.
  3. Add whiskey, salt, and pepper. Stir.
  4. Saute 10-15 minutes or so, until the mixture is pretty dry.

Beef Wellingtons

  • Duxelles
  • 2 filet mignon steaks
  • Salt and pepper
  • Mustard
  • 1 sheet frozen puff pastry (or make your own if you hate yourself)
  • 4 slices prosciutto
  • 2 egg yolks
  1. Thaw a sheet of puff pastry per directions (40 minutes for mine).
  2. Salt and pepper steaks.
  3. Saute over high heat for 30-45 seconds on each side to sear. Let cool.
  4. Slather mustard completely around each steak. English is the standard mustard to use, but I used Chinese because I couldn’t find English mustard, but 5. wanted something with a little bite to it.
  5. Roll out puff pastry sheet until it’s large enough that half of it could wrap a single steak.
  6. Cut puff pastry sheet in half lengthwise.
  7. Place two slices prosciutto on each piece of pastry.
  8. Place a mound of duxelles in the middle of each pastry (a quarter of what you have on each).
  9. Place a steak on top of the duxelles.
  10. Top each steak with half the remaining duxelles.
  11. Fold puff pastry up and around the steaks, sealing the edges.
  12. Wrap each constructed Wellington tightly in plastic wrap and place in fridge for 30-40 minutes (to help it keep its shape and stay sealed).
  13. Preheat oven to 400 degrees.
  14. Unwrap Wellingtons.
  15. Beat 2 egg yolks and use as egg wash on the Wellingtons.
  16. Score the top of each Wellington. I also sprinkled some crushed pink peppercorns on them.
  17. Bake for 20-23 minutes, until pastry is golden brown.

Pink Peppercorn Sauce

  • 1 shallot, sliced
  • 1 clove garlic, smashed
  • 2 sprigs thyme leaves
  • 1/2 cup brandy (Again, I used whiskey)
  • 2 cups beef stock
  • 1 cup heavy cream
  • 1 tablespoon mustard
  • 2-3 tbsp pink peppercorns, lightly crushed
  1. After searing beef in pan, add 2 tablespoons olive oil.
  2. Add shallots, garlic, and thyme leaves. Saute 1-2 minutes.
  3. Remove from heat. Add brandy.
  4. Flambe. After flame dies down, return to heat.
  5. Add stock. Reduce by half.
  6. Strain out solids, return to heat.
  7. Add cream and mustard.
  8. Add pink peppercorns.
  9. Reduce by half again.
shadmere,

For the macaroni and cheese, I used Chef Jean Pierre’s recipe here. I used about 7 ounces gruyere, 7 ounces white cheddar, and 2 ounces parmesan. For the topping, I used half a cup panko, half a cup of parmesan, some parsley, a bit of salt, and around 3 tbsp melted butter.

satanmat,

Damn. Thanks. I gotta go do this for wife.

Brilliant, thank you

squiblet, in Chicago style deep dish pizza
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I feel like I’d have to put at least some Parmesan on top.

Also, squib!

Squibbles,

What’s up squib-fellow :) We did sprinkle the cheap parmesan on top. We bought some real grated parm but it stayed in fridge too long and went mouldy

Kit, in Personal beef Wellington with pink peppercorn cream sauce, macaroni and cheese, and roasted broccoli

Can you share the secrets to that Mac and cheese?

satanmat,

On everything?…

Techmaster,

No just on here.

shadmere,

For the macaroni and cheese, I used Chef Jean Pierre’s recipe here. I used about 7 ounces gruyere, 7 ounces white cheddar, and 2 ounces parmesan. For the topping, I used half a cup panko, half a cup of parmesan, some parsley, a bit of salt, and around 3 tbsp melted butter.

It turned out great.

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