fuck_cars

This magazine is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

Sordid, (edited ) in ... and you feel nothing.
@Sordid@beehaw.org avatar

Hot take: It’s no stupider than any other pickup truck, and at least it stands out. Don’t get me wrong, it’s fugly as hell, but that’s still better than being indistinguishable from every other vehicle in its class.

HiddenLayer5,
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

I agree, won’t stop me from making fun of it though!

squaresinger,

Why would you want your car to stand out?

Sordid,
@Sordid@beehaw.org avatar

Because that’s the purpose of a posermobile, which the vast majority of pickup trucks are.

Shake747,

Social status. The main reason for wanting to stand out (other than your own ego) is because having a higher social status will offer the individual more opportunities in these social games we play.

Perception matters more than the truth for most

BedSharkPal,

Plus at least it’s not spewing exhaust everywhere.

Conyak,

I would have to disagree. A new Tacoma is about $60,000 less stupid than this.

Deceptichum,
@Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar

As a pick-up it however absolutely fails compared to everything else in its class.

biddy,

Why does it fail any more than all the other dumb American pickup trucks that also fail at being pickup trucks?

Deceptichum,
@Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar

Can’t carry a load as well.

WashedOver, in ... and you feel nothing.
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

At first glance it reminds me of a 1990s video game where they don’t have the polygons and the graphic card horse power to display what a Pontiac Aztek would look like.

dQw4w9WgXcQ,

Graphic cards have met a hard limit, and we now have to reduce the visuals of reality to make games look more realistic.

CrushKillDestroySwag, in ... and you feel nothing.

you sit at a red light. a bicycle passes you on the side of traffic. you grow obscenely, irrationally angry and vow to get all bike lanes removed from your city. the traffic gets worse.

Flax_vert, in same bed length

Is it true that the truck bed on those yank tanks are basically unusable due to height or shape or something, and are purely cosmetic?

thehorsefromthehorseheresy,

No? I use mine all the time hauling dirt for gardening, etc.

DickFiasco,

Even a short bed is incredibly useful in my experience, however I rarely ever see this type of vehicle used for anything remotely utilitarian.

Grownbravy, in ... and you feel nothing.
@Grownbravy@hexbear.net avatar

You feel worse than nothing.

You cant remember what that joy you were chasing felt like

lowleveldata, in ... and you feel nothing.

What if they are feeling good and happier? You’re just making up feelings

willya, (edited )
@willya@lemmyf.uk avatar

This kind of post on here gets auto praise. There are specific buzz words/images/brands/rich people you can use on Lemmy to be praised how they’re saying people praise Elon.

hperrin, in ... and you feel nothing.

Don’t forget that you can’t haul much because the dumbass designers sloped the walls of your bed. You have plenty of room for friends though, if you could make any.

Gargantu8,

Just like most pickup trucks sold with too short beds and a crew cab lol. At least this one is electric despite being fugly

hperrin,

The vast majority of pickups don’t have sloped bed walls. The only other one I can think of is the Chevy Avalanche, and they aren’t sloped the whole way to the tailgate, only part way.

rockSlayer,

There’s also the Hyundai Santa Cruz. It’s a similarly ugly truck that screams “I want a car that’s also tall”

_danny,

I would personally bet a full paycheck that in two years, most of these trucks have hauled no more than like a few pieces of furniture, a couple 2x4s, and maybe some bags of potting soil or mulch.

Definitely justifies daily driving a 7000lb, bullet proof, pedestrian slicer.

HiddenLayer5, (edited )
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

No sane industrial or construction operator is buying a Cybertruck. They’d probably get the base model F150 Lightning or something if they wanted electric, you know, like they’ve already been doing.

taladar,

I mean to be fair most pickup trucks and SUVs are fugly too, just not quite this bad.

Gargantu8,

Agreed

Stanwich,

Fuck my ridgeline feels big!

Kecessa,

Wasn’t sure what your meant…

Bottom is release version

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/0dfb7cc9-fac5-4e67-8153-593069981d5f.png

Anticorp,

That’s about the level of craftsmanship I expect to see in a wheelbarrow from Harbor Freight.

harry_balzac,

I’m not sure. Their wheelbarrows are probably going to last longer and haul more than a CyberTruck.

the_q,

People with big trucks didn’t haul anything anyway. It’s all just manly cosplay.

Annoyed_Crabby, in ... and you feel nothing.

If they get a square wheel it’d be perfect 😌👌

someguy3, in ... and you feel nothing.

LPT: Don’t buy anything chasing after happiness.

ImFresh3x, (edited )

I bought a house with an extraordinarily beautiful view. And I can say without a doubt it’s definitely made me a happier person.

Years later, and still enjoy that view as much as I did the first day I moved in.

someguy3,

Really not what I meant. I mean you don’t chase after happiness with purchases. You know how like people chase after happiness with alcohol, drugs, etc. These things won’t make you happy, you have to find happiness in life at a more fundamental level.

Swallowtail,

IMO it depends on what you’re buying. Exercise and training to compete in sports that I do brings me some of the most happiness I have in my life, so buying sports equipment really does improve my happiness because it lets me do what I enjoy. I enjoy astronomy and just bought my first telescope recently and it has brought me a ton of joy. OTOH I have also been pulled into the cycle of buying shit because it’s new and shiny and once it transforms from a “new thing” into just a “thing”, it loses my attention.

morrowind, in ... and you feel nothing.
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

but, but, the only way to fill the void in my heart is to consooooooooom!

sparky678348,

Coom

AdamEatsAss, (edited ) in ... and you feel nothing.

Plus you can’t leave it parked anywhere. Anyone who sees it will want to recreate the famous steel ball test. Dude will spend a fortune at the tesla dealership getting his “bulletproof” windows replaced every week.

yA3xAKQMbq,

It’s definitely going to be very popular with some crews groups…

youtube.com/watch?v=Q_Sxq5LPtPM

HiddenLayer5, (edited )
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

Honestly this just seems like the best way to have both sides of the relevant conversation hate you. The urbanists will hate you because you bought a Cybertruck which exemplifies all the problems with large cars in urban areas and car dependency in general, not to mention techbro dependency. And the truck people will hate you because you bought a liberal socialist soy boy electric truck instead of a noble, God-anointed, by your bootstraps diesel truck.

Wouldn’t be surprised if someone comes back to the parking lot to see a line of alternating rednecks and railfans all taking turns keying their truck.

marx2k, in ... and you feel nothing.

I honestly thought that at launch they would drop away the metal panels to reveal a kickass vehicle underneath.

Nope. That’s actually the thing.

lolwtf

IDontHavePantsOn, (edited )

I love taking the wind out of Elon’s sails because he is just a horrible and cringe person to an extreme degree, but I personally like the cybertruck aesthetically. It definitely different from anything we have seen in a truck, and I’m all for it. It’s also basically a concept car that is somehow actually making it to market, and if it motivates the bigger auto makers to take more chances with their designs and ideas, I think it’s great.

That said, its so ludicrously expensive, and so impractical/not advisable for all the reasons I would personally use a truck, because it’s basically an SUV with a bed. It’s like a Chevy Avalanche/Honda Ridgeline mashup. This thing is the ultimate pavement princess. If there’s one thing I wouldn’t be an early adopter for, it’s something thats whole purpose is to get beat the fuck up.

m0darn,

I personally like the cybertruck aesthetically

I can understand liking the idea of the cyber truck but its aesthetic is so different from convention that I think people need to see it in person to decide if they like it.

There are so many things in it that are different in ways that might be better it is hard for me to imagine it selling well.

marx2k,

It really does just look like a Lamborghini you’d get on an N64 if you didn’t have the expansion pack.

1847953620,

I really can’t fathom anyone seriously thinking this is good aesthetically without assuming they have a serious bias affecting their judgement in form of payment, cognitive deficiency, misplaced Musk sympathy, or otherwise.

Other auto makers are doing just fine with their designs overall, we don’t need to include children’s scribbles of a car when talking about where car designs should be headed.

IDontHavePantsOn,

I can’t really fathom that anyone seriously thinks that aesthetic preferences are uniform across all people without biases similar to what you listed.

All those SUVs designs sure are strikingly different.

1847953620,

There’s aesthetic differences stemming from simple original taste, then there’s differences stemming from being on the challenged side of the bell curve. Like smearing poop on a wall and trying to call it art.

Nice straw-man example at the end, there.

IDontHavePantsOn,

Show me on the cybertruck where Elon touched you.

lseif, in ... and you feel nothing.

why is the background image reversed?

OddFed,
@OddFed@feddit.de avatar

To fit the text better

MigratingtoLemmy, in ... and you feel nothing.

Why would anyone go into debt for something like this? If you can’t afford it, you should clearly not be buying something like this.

Other than that, it is largely foolish to consider other’s opinions on a lot of our actions.

soggy_kitty,

News flash, easily over 50% of cars on the road are bought with borrowed money and therefore debt.

Crack0n7uesday,

Even people that don’t need loans still do some sort of financing option for their credit score.

explodicle,

In our case, we were able to get a better rate from investing than the rate we’re getting charged on the car loan. It was “cheaper” to take the loan than to pay up front! This economy is nuts.

soggy_kitty,

That’s great if you can guarantee you beat the interest rate of the car. But as you’ve said the economy is nuts and anything can happen 🤣

ImFresh3x,

When borrowing rates are lower than investment returns borrowing just makes good financial sense.

I could pay off my home loan today, but at 2.5% interest why, when I can keep that money and leave it in a safe high return investment? I’d be losing 10s of thousands a year in returns for my retirement to save a few thousand in mortgage interest.

Same thing with cars.

Then again, I don’t even buy new cars. I just get a dependable used Japanese car and drive it until it dies at 300k miles.

biddy,

It’s OK to go into debt over a depreciating asset if you can afford to default on the loan, and it substantially improves your ability to make money. Businesses do it all the time. If a sole trader could work better with the cybertruck for some reason(I’ve got nothing) and could borrow off their house as collateral, that’s a financially savvy business decision.

But a lot of people fall victim to predatory marketing. We need to recognize that it’s not just them being dumb, they were manipulated, tricked and lied to by a powerful machine.

Prethoryn, (edited )
@Prethoryn@lemmy.world avatar

Should someone tell him? Who is going to tell him?

Alright, I will do it. People make bad decisions.

nephs,

Noooooo! Every person makes decisions optimal for their risk profile!

Sometimes a good label for their risk profile is “stupid”.

ReversalHatchery, (edited ) in Anti-ULEZ extremists blow up a ULEZ camera using an IED

What is an ULEZ camera?
Without details, it seems a bit weird that people are called extremists who don’t like their country being converted to china by covering every inch with a camera, maybe even if they used explosives against these in a way that didn’t hurt anyone.

anothermember, (edited )

It’s a perfectly reasonable anti-pollution measure that a few idiots have randomly latched on to and decided to be against.

frankPodmore, (edited )
@frankPodmore@slrpnk.net avatar

I mean, just google what a Ulez camera is, man. It’s to enforce a low-emissions zone, so that cars don’t kill people with air pollution. It’s an expansion of the already successful low and ultra-low emissions zones in London.

The explosion didn’t hurt anyone but that was pure luck. You cannot safely blow something up on a public road. Anyone who’d been walking, cycling or driving by at the wrong moment could’ve been seriously injured or killed. Again, this is obvious.

And, yes, anyone who responds to a public health policy with explosives is an extremist.

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • fuck_cars@lemmy.ml
  • localhost
  • All magazines
  • Loading…
    Loading the web debug toolbar…
    Attempt #