InFerNo,

I wonder what he’s up to these days

ComradePorkRoll,

Patrolling the Mojave while wishing for a nuclear winter.

Wanderer,

Fucking hell

People need to lay off the pizza and do some exercise, any exercise.

So many people are so overweight. That’s how most young guys should look!

shalafi,

Fuckin’ A! My god, I’m about to be 53 and that was me most of my life. 6-months of hard work would put be back in that zone.

Kids: Y’all are fat. And yes, it’s your fault. Yes, you have control over this situation. No, you are not powerless. No, that’s not fat shaming.

WHARRGARBL,

Kids: It’s your fault for not performing grueling manual labor 14 hours a day, 7 days a week, with no worker protections, in the Mojave fuckin Desert, whilst contending with food scarcity, during the Great Depression.

Shame on all y’all not-willing-to-die pudgekins.

Anticorp,

I’m Gen X. It’s amazing when I go back and watch shows and movies from my childhood that had a token fat character in them, because that character looks like an average person today. Look at Chunk from the Goonies. He was considered fat enough to have a nickname like Chunk, but he looks like the majority of kids I see now.

clearedtoland,

I came here fully expecting some thirst but pleasantly surprised that the dam quenched it.

rosymind,

“Damn” is exactly what I said upon seeing this picture

Lemminary,

I think you got here a little too early. The dam has ruptured and we’re soaking wet. 🥵

MxM111,
@MxM111@kbin.social avatar

All my life I thought I was straight.

Wahots,
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He’s pretty cute, ngl. Sometimes you just gonna admire the human body. ^(and worry less about labels!)

MxM111,
@MxM111@kbin.social avatar

Who said I am worried? Just confused :)

TalesFromTheKitchen,
@TalesFromTheKitchen@lemmy.ml avatar

Aww man, thats the body shape I want, not overkill, just fit and lean. Maybe this year…

GBU_28,

Go shovel concrete for hours/days/weeks on end and start your day with oatmeal and bacon, and end it with beef stew and a whiskey. Drink bucket water throughout.

PugJesus,
@PugJesus@kbin.social avatar

The whiskey is the most important part

Tugboater203,
@Tugboater203@lemmy.world avatar

You had me at bucket water

lingh0e,

bucket water

So what you’re saying is that a tapeworm is essential…?

GBU_28,

Meh the incredibly acidic diet, with a black coffee wash will clear it right out

littlewonder,

And all this time, I thought it was hose water that maxed gains.

GBU_28,

Hose water is for maintaining

Th3D3k0y,

16 tons, what’ll you get?

4am,

The rizz is eternal

PopcornPrincess, (edited )

Oh my goodness great gran-daddy 🥵🤤

someguy3,

Gotta protect that noggin.

PugJesus,
@PugJesus@kbin.social avatar

The Hoover Dam project was one of the first (the first?) where hard hats were mandatory for workers on-site!

PositiveNoise,
@PositiveNoise@kbin.social avatar

'Make sure you wear the hard hats, boys. The shirts can go, though, and underwear...yeah, lets skip that as well. You should all be, uh, comfortable'

creditCrazy,
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How about the pants as well

Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of OSHA violations

creditCrazy,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

Works in both this context and in the original

AbouBenAdhem,

My great grandfather worked on that dam!

I don’t think that’s him, though.

BarrelAgedBoredom,

Your possibly grandfather is fuckin sexy

Norgur,

I'm CIS, but dang that guy turns me on. What? I'm just a man and this fella is hot

kalistia,

He cerlainly is! But in this case the fact that you’re cis is not really relevant, it’s more the fact that you’re heterosexual, which is not the same :)

agent_flounder,
@agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

I’m about as straight as it gets but yeah that dude is impressive to look at.

Wahots,
@Wahots@pawb.social avatar

Hehe, you can be cis and still like men/women/everything else. Gender is different than sexuality :)

some_guy,

I’d hit it and I don’t even like dudes.

GBU_28,

More like you’d let him hit it.

PP_BOY_,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t know about y’all, but this man’s certainly erected a structure in my pants

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

He works hard

And he plays hard

🎵 (laser light show starts, disco ball comes down, flame bursts erupt, funky dance beat plays)… everybody dance now 🎵!!!

Fluffy_Ruffs,

Dad? Why did you bring me to a gay dam?

androidul,

so many ppl lost their lives trying to build that damn thing

PugJesus,
@PugJesus@kbin.social avatar

Many from lowest-bid contractor fuckery, no less.

raynethackery,

6 foot 4 and not an ounce of fat!

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

“Baby … I wanna burst open your dam … and watch your river flow”

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