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hiddengoat, in For your mental health

The last time I handled a ferret it latched itself onto my ear like a piece of jewelry and would not let go. It just hung there like it belonged. After I finally pried its jaw loose it scurried up one of my sleeves and could not be extracted. I had to take off my coat and remove the little bastard from the other end. While I was putting it back in its cage it was constantly gnawing on my hands.

And no blood was shed. 10/10, would be violently molested by hairy murdertube again.

a4ng3l, in For your mental health

Sooooo many hands likely lost to dress them like that… wonderful fiends those are. Plenty of fun though.

ivanafterall, in For your mental health
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This finally pushed me over the edge, thanks.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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A good edge, I hope.

ivanafterall,
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Ferrets aren't supposed to wear human clothing. The world is really and truly broken.

Mr_Blott,

I’m very sorry but I can see from these pictures that ferrets are very very much supposed to wear turtlenecks and I can only assume your information comes from a time before ferret turtlenecks were invented

hedgehogging_the_bed, in For your mental health

Furtlenecks!

PP_BOY_, in Remember to get rid of stuff you don't need
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I agree. Short and ugly people should be thrown away

SnokenKeekaGuard,
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Wrong sub for that sense of humor

OneWomanCreamTeam,

Read the room, or like, the name of the community even.

PP_BOY_,
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I apologize, OneWomanCreamTeam

DoYouNot, in Reminder that it's time to rewatch this wholesome movie.

Which movie is it? You can’t leave a review like that without a title!

danieljoeblack,

You're in for quite a treat my friend

SnipingNinja,

Strange name for a movie, only if because of how long it is

Prunebutt,

The Princess Bride

simply_surprise,
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The Princess Bride! It’s the best sick day movie there is.

CarlsIII,

Robin Hood: Men in Tights

problematicPanther,
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Bury my heart at wounded knee

athos77,

You misspelt Dances with Wolvesheads.

protist,

No, this is clearly Saw

ivanafterall,
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Dear Zachary. It's a really sweet little film!

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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The Princess Bride! Sorry, I guess in my head it was inconceivable that everyone wouldn’t already know it.

Encode1307,

You keep using that word. I don’t think it means what you think it means

I_Miss_Daniel,
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Couldn't get pregnant?

mycatiskai,

The eggs were too thick or the swimmers were weak.

elbarto777,

You can conceive plans and conceive ideas. So inconceivable fits here.

Now, to be fair, I rarely hear it use this way in English. In Spanish, though. All the time. “You haven’t seen this movie? Inconcebible!”

Encode1307,
elbarto777,

I know you were.

bouh,

I check a dictionary and it seems to be a good word. Maybe slightly off compared to impossible for example but not a mistake.

What would inconceivable mean otherwise?

Papergeist,

Inconceivable is a popular line from the movie and so is the comment above you

bouh,

Oh! I saw it in another language so I didn’t have that ref

Encode1307,
undeffeined,

Never seen this movie, should I?

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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You absolutely should. It’s goofy, fun, and extremely quotable. Bonus points if you have kids to rope into watching it with you.

Ookami38,

Depends. Do you like great movies? If not, probably skip it

OneWomanCreamTeam,

I’ve never met someone who watched it and didn’t love it.

Anticorp, in This dog is very polite

Such a considerate doggy.

thepianistfroggollum, in This dog is very polite

Our great Dane does this. If he doesn’t want a treat, he’ll go and put it by our small dogs’ kennels for them to have. He also won’t eat treats he likes unless the small dogs get one too.

And, oddly enough, he’s the only dog I’ve ever encountered that can free feed (great Danes are notoriously food motivated). But water, though. We have to chase him away from the bowl or he’ll sit there and drink the whole thing.

wjrii,
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Between the thousands of years of semi-selective breeding and the parallel evolution that made our ancestors want the selective breeding to happen, the emotional compatibility between dogs and humans is amazing. They're not humans of course, and we do well to remember that, but the connection is eerie, and when you see a dog display that kind of pack/family oriented behavior, it's heartwarming.

livus,
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@wjrii I just wanted to thank you and @thepianistfroggollum for sharing cool stories about your dogs.

match,
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let 👏 him 👏 drink

thepianistfroggollum,

I can see you’ve never had to mop up a great Dane accident. They’re basically made of piss.

Polar,

Weird. All of my dogs are free feed. While raising them, we always allowed access to a full bowl, and they’ve never wanted to eat the full thing since they know they’ll always have access.

localhost443,

This person doesn’t have Labradors lol

FlyingSquid,
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Or Dalmatians. They will eat until they can’t eat anymore and then puke and then eat some more.

Gabu,

Must be a Roman breed

FlyingSquid,
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JewGoblin, in This dog is very polite

is that a border Collie?

FlyingSquid,
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Yes, that’s why it’s between the sidewalk and the grass.

…I’ll see myself out.

JewGoblin,

yes. I had to read that 5x 😞

wjrii, in This dog is very polite
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We have a dogsitter when we are on trips. According to her, our heeler would politely take blueberries that were offered and then wander off, returning not long after. It was only later that she found a stash of uneaten blueberries on the couch. My little man was a desperately skinny and frightened stray in a kill shelter before he came to us, and on the theory that whatever makes him feel safe and content is better than the alternative, he's, uhhh, put on weight. If he liked the blueberries, they would not be left on the couch.

DrPop,

The fact that he was a stray could explain that behavior. He may have had a bad experience with wild berries and didn’t want to get sick but also didn’t want you to feel bad.

wjrii,
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Yeah, we always wonder what he had to deal with. He's still very sensitive to any pressure at all on his ribs, and he hoards soft toys in a den (under a bed), though he responds with exasperation rather than anger if one is taken. When we first got him, he tried eating acorns (hell on a dog's stomach, I understand), pre-emptively winced the first time he barked in view of me, and despite generally hating to go outside any longer than it took to potty, climbed up on our patio furniture to investigate the fence the first time we had to leave him with a sitter.

These days, he's fat, which is a negative of course, and he's still an idiosyncratic homebody, but he's also confident enough to ask for affection, isn't reactive to anything other than vacuums, and has a great relationship with our other dog. The turnaround has been lovely, and if being a chonk came as part of it, I think it's a trade worth having made. Our other rescue was born after his mother arrived at the foster, and has a very different relationship with food, exercise, and new people. His super playful but emotionally aware energy has worked well with our "seen some shit" heeler.

bane_killgrind,

I read another comment that the vacuum seems like a loud animal yanking you around, and the solution is to drag it into the middle of a room and shout at it a bit in view of your dog

TheYear2525, in This dog is very polite

I do the same with the chipmunks my cat brings me.

Cethin,

If this isn’t a joke, keep your cat indoors. It’s a danger to your local ecosystem. Cats don’t belong outside.

TheYear2525,

Chipmunks get indoors occasionally in the middle of nowhere.

Uli,

The squirrels freak out whenever my cat is outside and I’m sure he’d love to catch one of them, but my feline is simply way too fat for that to be possible. So, he just sits there and stares at them while they make “danger” noises. For some reason, one of the squirrels sounds way more concerned than any of the others. I don’t like feeding wildlife, but whenever that high-anxiety squirrel is out there alone, I give him a couple unsalted peanuts as an apology for having to put up with my cat.

athos77, (edited ) in This dog is very polite

Then some other dog will be walking along and - Look! There's a magic Milk Bone!

Izzgo, in birb hat

This is too cute!! Made my wife laugh too, that's always a plus. Would you mind if I facebooked it to my very tiny family only FB?

catsarebadpeople,

Go ahead

negativenull, in It's important to encourage learning

What’s great with this, is that eventually they WILL tell you facts you DIDN’T know, which is an amazing feeling.

SolarNialamide,

I’m a teacher in training and in my internship this year I’m teaching first years (12 years old in my country). It’s actually so funny and interesting to me that they often ask me questions from a perspective I would’ve never thought about, just because they’re working with novel and limited information. I didn’t experience that at all when teaching year 3 or year 5 because they’re less of a ‘clean slate’.

asteriskeverything,

Excuse my ignorance but, first years of what? Like school ever? 12 seems pretty late to start, if that’s the case what does their life and education look like before then?

I really love what you take away from that experience though. It’s amazing because we really are always learning, and anyone can teach us something. If you remember any of them and feel like sharing I’d be curious to hear them!

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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I want this.

negativenull,

My 10 year old son loves dinosaurs and space. He reads and watches tons of stuff, and is now telling me about Dinosaur species I’m not familiar with, and facts about various moons/planets/etc. I’m pretty well read on these subjects too.

I absolutely love it.

Aloha_Alaska,

I grew up thinking we knew everything there is to know about dinosaurs. Then I had a kid, who started to learn all about them. So far he’s told me about how scientists think many of them had features, how Brontosauruses didn’t exist, how there are multiple T-Rex species, and more. The pace of scientific development is crazy, and he keeps up with a lot of it for also being ten. I love to hear about it.

Not exactly related to what you said, but what you said made me think about it. Dinos are cool.

negativenull,

Definitely recommend this book:
The Rise and Fall of the Dinosaurs: A New History of Their Lost World
by Steve Brusatte

Aloha_Alaska,

Thanks, I’ll add it to my wish list.

WHYAREWEALLCAPS, in Remember to get rid of stuff you don't need
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