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Ephera, in All to see Grandma and Grandpa

Back when I was a toddler and my brother not much older, my parents were visiting relatives across town and so we were home alone for a bit.

I think, I missed my mommy or something. It must have been not enough of an emergency for us to call at our relatives.
Instead, we took the logical not-an-energency step, which is to say many, many steps, because we decided to walk across town to our relatives.

It’s a 20 minute walk with adult feet, so I imagine, it would have taken us at least twice as long.

And so many things could have gone wrong. From us just being barefoot, to someone calling the police, to our parents driving home in the meantime not knowing where we were, to just straight up kidnapping.

But not this time. We just rang at our relatives’ door out of the blue, with our parents still there. 🙃

LemmyIsFantastic, in All to see Grandma and Grandpa

Be ungovernable.

TheDoctorDonna, in All to see Grandma and Grandpa

I get it, my sister and I ran away to go to Nanny’s as well.

technomad, in All to see Grandma and Grandpa

Was it actually in the snow though? The accompanying picture makes it seem way more dangerous.

Neato, in All to see Grandma and Grandpa
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This kid is going places.

yeather,

Specifically to grandma’s house.

someguy3,

For cookies.

blanketswithsmallpox,

White chocolate chip macadamia nut.

Also Grandma’s a wolf. Still somehow managed to make cookies for the grandkids.

hglman,

Well hes had 10 years; we need a check in

Ephera,

Are you telling me that 2014 was 10 years ago?

sundray, in All to see Grandma and Grandpa

I can’t tell if this kid is a genius or an idiot.

Jilanico,
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Definitely genius, but evil genius or good genius?

Leate_Wonceslace,
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Good Geniuses don’t usually steal cars.

dustyData,

Chaotic neutral. You can’t predict his next move.

Dud,
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Ah drives without using blinkers, I see.

sagrotan, in Good roommates
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My eight legged comrades are not paying rent. Ever.

Lucidlethargy, in Good roommates

So in this fantasy I’m a landlord? I’m going to go put the coins back now.

therealjcdenton, in Good roommates

I’m going to increase their rent so they have to leave

PeepinGoodArgs, in Good roommates

Don’t pay. Just leave please.

vox,
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:(

Kill_John_Lennon,

I’ll pay them to leave.

callyral, in Good roommates
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negativenull, in Good roommates

They keep other pests away for you as well! Great roommates indeed!

Broken_Monitor, in Good roommates

Spiders pay their rent by eating the freeloading bugs and insects.

lugal,

And the coins are their tips

Hamartiogonic,
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There should be a community for appreciating spiders like that.

pseudo,
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!thxSpidy ?

XOXOX, in Good roommates

It this some sort of landlord fantasy?

Kusimulkku,

We’re all landlords on this blessed day

Carlo,

Speak for yourself!

SomeoneWhoIsntMe, in Good roommates

This is the cutest god damned thing I’ve seen today!

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