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irish_link, in Men only want one thing and it's wholesome

I would like to be the small spoon sometimes…

It really can’t compare to anything when you are stressed or upset, to be held makes a huge difference.

Yearly1845,

No way, big spoon for life. Best feeling ever.

ramenshaman,

It’s nice. My girlfriend is about half my size and she’s a good big spoon.

sharkwellington,

Jetpacking

Pilon23, in Men only want one thing and it's wholesome
lobut, in Men only want one thing and it's wholesome

Medical bills are so evil …

Transporter_Room_3, in Men only want one thing and it's wholesome
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I JUST WANT FINANCIAL STABILITY, MEDICAL CARE, and SOMEWHERE TO LIVE is that SO MUCH TO ASK???

ComradePorkRoll,

Capitalists: And I took that personally.

Aux,

Get a job, problem solved!

Holyginz,

Ok boomer

Katzelle3,

Housing would literally be ten times cheaper if you didn’t keep actively insisting on low density housing in the middle of a god damn metropolis.

Aux,

Me? I live in flats all my life.

Transporter_Room_3,
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I’m sure a 3rd job will surely help.

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT,

Sprinkle some AI in there, surely increases in efficiency will mean that you can work less for more money!

Snowyday, (edited )

Based on your user name, I think we both know where you can find all this

youtu.be/HnDtvZXYHgE?si=B6zEwlXM2DZfqoaD

Edit: just saw your post history. Carry on, lieutenant.

Hikermick, in Men only want one thing and it's wholesome

A reach around?

mriormro,
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Not everything has to be sexual.

Xanis, (edited )

Say again? I can’t hear you while getting bent over by rent, bills, grocery costs, etc.

At least it’s done gently. They caress my money lovingly out of my bank account each month.

bizarrocullen, in Men only want one thing and it's wholesome

Man: “alright, fell right into the trap”

Proceeds to cut one

stoicmaverick,

This is actually how the concept of the modern vibrator was conceived.

surewhynotlem,

Well of course you have to fuel the jetpack.

JoshuaSlowpoke777, in Men only want one thing and it's wholesome

I mean, I agree with the meme completely, but I’d also want to turn around in their arms and cuddle them right back. I’m a fan of both hugging and being hugged, and it might be a sensory thing.

MacNCheezus,
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Nothing wrong with that.

Stalinwolf, (edited )
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I’m not huge of cuddling and tend to get overheated easily when I do, but I find it really pleasurable (non-sexually) when my wife runs her finger/fingernail on my hand or arm. Just light touch in general feels incredibly stimulating, but it’s kind of a weird thing to outright ask for so I just kind of enjoy it when it comes around. I also like when my kid steps on my arms or legs when climbing on me. I should probably look into massage therapy.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Hey yeah I’m a massage therapist we will do anything you ask as long as it’s not sexual or doesn’t go beyond the boundaries of the standard sheet-draping protocols.

I’m not suggesting you seek me out specifically, but just letting you know that any massage therapist is trained to meet the needs of the customer. Within the scope of our licensure.

There is a basic protocol and flow that we all generally follow, which DOESN’T include light tickly touches or scratching or squishing or climbing but you CAN request such things if that’s what you like.

Stalinwolf,
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That’s cool to know. I don’t think I would be comfortable seeking the touch/grazing part from a therapist, but I’ve never had a professional massage and I feel like I’d really benefit from one. My legs especially. I figure it’s due to being on my feet full-time at my job, but pushing and dragging my palms along my quads before bed every feels incredible.

kajko,

You feel how you feel but just wondering why this feels like such a weird thing to ask for? My own partner told me he enjoys that kind of light touch (also sensorially rather than sexually) and I try to do it whenever I think about it, and it makes me happy that he’s enjoying it, and it’s not like it’s a struggle for me.

Stalinwolf, (edited )
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I don’t honestly know why it feels so weird. I guess maybe because it feels a little self-serving and silly. Like, asking for a massage serves a function to relieve muscle tension. But asking for stimulating tickles on my arm makes me feel self-conscious for some reason.

MrFunnyMoustache,

Please tell her. I’m sure she will be glad to know that you like it, and will do it more often.

For me it’s the opposite, light touches give me discomfort, and firm touches with pressure are comforting from a sensory experience. Talking about it with your partner is really important.

kajko,

I second telling her!

And I’m also one for firm squeezes instead. Light touches make me overstimulated. All the light touches for my partner instead!

swag_money, in Men only want one thing and it's wholesome

men only want one thing and it’s hole 😎 FIFY

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Nah, that’s boys you’re thinking of. Men want a lot more than that.

swag_money,

men only want sex truck and sandwich 😎😎

SuddenDownpour,

Username checks out

therealjcdenton, in Let me love you!

Harassment

Ekybio, in AI will fix everything 😎
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Somewhere in an alternative universe, this is real.

I refuse to believe otherwise!

MacNCheezus,
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Same

Sanctus, in AI will fix everything 😎
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We forgot the only actual important things is that everyone is happy and healthy.

MacNCheezus,
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Precisely.

TheDeepState, in Men only want one thing and it's wholesome

You know this meme wasn’t made by a woman. But, I’m sure it was.

creditCrazy, in AI will fix everything 😎
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Idk why but bottom right is oddly cozy and I quite like it

YurkshireLad, in AI will fix everything 😎

Post this on Truth social and see how many believe it. 😁

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

…and give those boomers a heart attack?

Anticorp, (edited )

I betcha 80% of the people on there will believe it, and then immediately start ranting about how they were always pro-Biden, and how anyone who doesn’t worship Biden is a sheep.

MacNCheezus,
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I would imagine at least half of them will call it a psyop to get them to stop hating Biden but IDK 🤷🏻‍♂️

Marsupial,
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Even better.

elliot_crane,

I mean… that’s not technically election interference is it?

umbrella,
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im already sold on it, chill

yggstyle, in AI will fix everything 😎

I see nothing wrong here. Two ancient people living their best lives and staying the fuck out of politics.

SuddenDownpour,

Honestly sounds like the best possible ending for them.

Imgonnatrythis,

So you don’t believe in consequences?

emptyother,

Consequences wouldn’t be a good ending for them.

dojan,
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All things as they should be.

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