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Mordachai_Shedbacon, in Are you going to scroll by without stopping to take a moment to appreciate yourself?

🎶 I saw the sun

Mighty, in Are you going to scroll by without stopping to take a moment to appreciate yourself?
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thank you. here’s a mirror reflecting those vibes back at you :)

Kyrgizion, in Sorry world, there's another of me now.

Oh man, the amount of times my son said or did something only to have me burst out laughing, then finding my SO staring daggers at me. Alright. So that wasn’t the appropriate reaction. Duly noted.

TheGiantKorean, in It's true! Credit to thelatestkate.mastodon.art
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Thank you, Mozilla!

kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E, in True love

To be fair rabbits will be obsessed over pretty much anything, it doesn’t even have tp be alive

Transcriptionist, in True love

Image Transcription:

Black text on a white background reading:

'Tiny Rabbit Is Obsessed With Giant Girlfriend Who’s 4 Times His Size

‘“I think he knows she’ll protect him.”’

Below the text is a photo of a large brown hare laying on cream-coloured linoleum against the mirrored door of a wardrobe, with a much smaller brown rabbit laying close against the hare’s side. A stuffed bear can be seen laying on the ground in the reflection behind the two leporids.

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unreachable, in It's true! Credit to thelatestkate.mastodon.art
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we all try to be, and this encouragement helps

somethingsnappy, in It's true! Credit to thelatestkate.mastodon.art

I am not, but I might be tomorrow. This helps.

doktorseven, in True love

I like big bunns and I cannot lie…

irish_link, in True love

“… need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.”

ininewcrow,
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Classic Irish

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, in True love
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That rabbit's name? Spicy McHaggis

bazus1, in True love

Protection nuthin’ - He’s lovin that snu-snu.

Buffman,

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised!

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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He never thought he’d die this way, but he’d always really hoped.

qooqie, in True love

I met one tall woman who was just completely beautiful and ever since I have a thing for tall women. The problem was finding a tall woman who didn’t mind dating someone shorter than her

NewAgeOldPerson,

They exist… I’m 5’10"’ and I have dated 6’ and over. It’s only weird if the parties involved make it weird.

rmuk, (edited )

That’s fine, I Iike it wierd.

lightnsfw,

I’m 5’3 and dated a 5’10 girl for a while. She did eventually cheat on me though.

Ethicsg,

5’7" dated a 6’4" woman who eventually cheated on me. Although I blame my Morrowind addiction at the time.

lightnsfw,

Morrowind addiction is kinda worth it though.

PP_BOY_, in True love
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Does anyone have any tips on getting a 24’ tall girlfriend?

LordOfTheChia, (edited )

Depends, do you have an abnormally large head and psychic powers?

Fuck_u_spez_,

For some reason I read that as 24" and was briefly very concerned.

slazer2au,

The Netherlands.

raubarno,

7.20 m tall? You gotta be dating a statue…

FlihpFlorp,

Well they do say the rabbits small so maybe you just need an average height GF and you’re the small one. It also says she’s giant so maybe it’s a little bit of both you been small her being big

machin_shin,

Dude, you’re disappointing enough to normal sized women.

GBU_28,

Source?

daemoz,

Your mom

GBU_28,

Big, if true.

ArmokGoB,

Amazon

Prewash_Required, in You have a point

Why ten seconds? Am I about to ride a rodeo bull?

Dagnet,

Nah, it’s about how long he lasts during sex

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