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MuffinHeeler, in Self love

My 3 year old’s hands have arguments with each other.

What am I doing wrong?

TotallynotJessica,
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Nothing. That is peak performance.

theangryseal,

I took mine to her 3 year doctor visit yesterday. I noticed little bruises on her hands and I said, “what happened to your hands. It looks like you’re biting yourself.” She replied, “Sissy bite me.” Which I’ve been putting sissy in timeout for. This looked intentional though. Like she had to be a willing participant.

It hit me that she may be encouraging her sister to bite her until she leaves a mark to get her in trouble, so I decided to watch closer.

Last night I seen her take her sister’s head and move it toward her hand a few times. Finally she latched on hard. “Waaaaa, sissy bite me!”

She wanted her sister’s toy and found a way to get it.

She’s doing evil genius shit lol.

I told her, “She’s not gonna get in trouble if you put your hand in her mouth. You’ll be the one to go to timeout.”

Hopefully that stops it.

psycho_driver, in Self love

It’s all fun and games until self starts telling other self it’s stabby time.

Kyrgizion, in Self love

When I can learn a thing or two from a toddler…

Asafum,

Right?

Me: forgets pencil in another room. “Way to go you fucking worthless pile of garbage! How could anyone possibly love you, you’re so goddamn pathetic it’s a wonder you even remember to breathe.”

flicker, in Self love

For the naysayers; I used to do this as a kid, because there were 6 people (minimum) to say goodnight to, and I was told it was impolite to miss "anyone." And I'm someone, too.

I'm in my late 30s and every once in a while I'll say goodnight to whoever is in my room (even if it's just my cat) and then goodnight to me.

elscallr,
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I say goodnight to my cat every night. She was feral when I kidnapped adopted her and she still has some of those tendencies. One is not sleeping in my bed. If I sleep on the couch, she’ll sleep next to me. If I’m in my bed she’ll occasionally jump up to check on me. But she doesn’t sleep with me as a rule.

So every night before I turn out the lights I tell her it’s bed time and say goodnight.

NocturnalMorning, in Self love

This is either very wholesome, or super creepy.

Cesarean6904,

Its netiher because its not real.

Koof_on_the_Roof,

She has a blue tick after her name, so Elon says it is.

awnery,

it must be cold out there in the void of deep space where nothing happens

agent_flounder,
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Cold but we get so much reading done out here.

awnery,

when i get there, i promise to be never less than 9 trillion light years away.

actually, uh, i brought a 256 gig full of books. how long will that last me? what happens when i run out? I read the same 50 books until infinity?

activ8r,

I think it is heavily dependent on if she used a different voice, or not, for the “I love you, too” bit.

DigitalPaperTrail,

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  • elscallr,
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    Well that makes me sad

    The_Picard_Maneuver,
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    I love this take

    Rozz,

    Because this is the 12th time she has come out of her room after she is supposed to be in bed.

    ininewcrow, in Inclusion
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    “I had a man come to me and he said, OP, I could never post screenshots without a PC because I only use a smartphone”

    “So I thought today we’d do a series of screenshots stitched together on a smartphone, just to show you that anyone can post screenshots”

    LazaroFilm, in This dog is very polite
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    I done let random strangers give random treats to my dog.

    klemptor, in For your mental health

    This really turned my frown upside down, thank you :)

    BananaPeal, in For your mental health
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    You didn’t think ferrets could get any cuter, now you know better.

    DigitalPaperTrail, in For your mental health

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  • The_Picard_Maneuver,
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    Therapists hate this one weird trick!

    MajorHavoc, in For your mental health

    Lemmy needs a “Daily Double”, feature, where we each get to double-upvote exactly one post per day.

    So that I can double-upvote Ferrets in Turtlenecks.

    hiddengoat, in For your mental health

    The last time I handled a ferret it latched itself onto my ear like a piece of jewelry and would not let go. It just hung there like it belonged. After I finally pried its jaw loose it scurried up one of my sleeves and could not be extracted. I had to take off my coat and remove the little bastard from the other end. While I was putting it back in its cage it was constantly gnawing on my hands.

    And no blood was shed. 10/10, would be violently molested by hairy murdertube again.

    a4ng3l, in For your mental health

    Sooooo many hands likely lost to dress them like that… wonderful fiends those are. Plenty of fun though.

    ivanafterall, in For your mental health
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    This finally pushed me over the edge, thanks.

    The_Picard_Maneuver,
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    A good edge, I hope.

    ivanafterall,
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    Ferrets aren't supposed to wear human clothing. The world is really and truly broken.

    Mr_Blott,

    I’m very sorry but I can see from these pictures that ferrets are very very much supposed to wear turtlenecks and I can only assume your information comes from a time before ferret turtlenecks were invented

    hedgehogging_the_bed, in For your mental health

    Furtlenecks!

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