klemptor

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don’t keep sweatin’ what I do 'cause I’m gonna be just fine

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klemptor,

Is there a known material* that lightsabers don’t cut? Serious question.

*Beyond that time Kylo Emo Ren had a hissy and attacked a console, that thing should’ve been way more damaged.

klemptor,

Helen is wearing socks with sandals. Helen don’t give a single phuck.

klemptor,

Nah, gotta go with soks - can’t have that redundant k in there!

klemptor,

Foot panties!! This is now canon, someone call Merriam-Webster!

klemptor,

Then he hit me with a surprise left

klemptor,

Wait hang on I’ve been using “za” for ages, was this not legal until now?

klemptor,

Ack I seem to have grown a penis too?! I’m a fraud!

klemptor,

Yeah…that’s the reason…

klemptor,

Gowron

klemptor,

Goddammit this meme will not die

klemptor,

Blue jays are my faaavorite (next to my crowbros of course) 💙🖤

klemptor,

Two of my least favorite characters anyway.

THERE, I SAID IT.

klemptor,

All due respect but you can fuck right off homoludens

klemptor, (edited )

Awww Eleven 💙

klemptor,

Don’t worry, your hundredth will be great

klemptor,

Pushing Ice might be cool. His other stuff is so hit or miss for me.

klemptor,

OK this is my favorite one so far

klemptor,

In undergrad we called that tornado because of how our Math Phys professor wrote it.

klemptor,

Go tankless or go home baybee

klemptor,

I smell everything. Dog’s noggin, the insides of books, my morning cup of tea. Everything gets a healthy whiff.

When I’m in the shower, I purse my lips and blow directly against the water coming down because it makes a nice sound.

When I’m reading, I rub the edges of the page I’m currently on super tightly between my thumb and index finger because I like the sound and the feeling. I also rub the tops of my nails when I’m wearing nail polish for the same reason.

klemptor,

Oh I’m gonna hate myself for asking this but wtf is a swerf

klemptor,

Jesus christ. I’m learning that anything ending in “ERF” is probably something I’m not gonna like.

klemptor,

This really turned my frown upside down, thank you :)

klemptor,

Welp I don’t know why that never occurred to me, I feel like a moran.

klemptor,

Bet it was /u/fuckswithducks

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