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Sendpicsofsandwiches, in Recycling 4-year-old 737 memes (Part 6)
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MAX YOU DUMB BITCH YOU HAVE ONE JOB

MataVatnik,
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You win

XTornado, (edited ) in What a bargain!

They clean the small holes where I cannot reach or what?

(In the glasses I mean)

Because otherwise I don’t understand why would you go there to get the glasses cleaned up?

LwL,

There’s like ultrasonic cleaning machines for glasses they’re pretty great. For me getting my glasses clean properly takes forever, if I had such a service near me I’d probably use it sometimes (as it is I just don’t bother properly cleaning them and just wipe them occasionally)

HootinNHollerin,

I’ve seen a video of a vending machine that does that in Japan iirc. I’d totally use it to get the crevices all cleaned

tourist, in Oh no…
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Finally

Something_Complex,

Sir I came here to upvote you and I was not disappointed

Etterra, in Um actually

Now that’s a superpower.

Lemmygizer,

Ehhh…bloody poops would have plasma in them.

Grass,

Damn… It was me all along.

hungryphrog,

Not really a superpower, all you have to do is to have the right diet.

Frozengyro,

You mean Taco Bell?

Thassodar,

Chipotle is my weapon of choice.

Track_Shovel, in Walk for miles
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VicentAdultman,

TIL I walk like this since forever. I didn’t know it had a name. The guy is pretty realistic, my friends laugh their asses off when they see me walking from a distance.

citrusface,

Nerd.

Tedesche, in Waddle waddle

To be fair, ducks are pretty dumb.

Steve,

Got any glue?

Imgonnatrythis, in Recycling 4-year-old 737 memes (Part 2)

Prefer to ask everyone around me if it’s ok to touch their boobs since we are likely going to die soon anyway.

MataVatnik,
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This is the way

GrammatonCleric, in Don't even think about it
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They’re all in places you can be seen or recorded. Good luck!

BastingChemina, (edited )

It’s only suspicious if you take one or two snacks.

You need to completely empty the machine in a cart, bonus points if you empty several vending machines in a row.

Steve,

Wear a high visibility vest and carry a clipboard and you can go anywhere

ObsidianNebula,

When I worked IT, I went to a local fire station and said I was there to update their computers. The person I talked to didn’t seem to know that this was scheduled, but they led me to their office with the computers and showed me how to log on. I’m pretty sure they just assumed I was telling the truth because I spoke confidently and was wearing a polo, but I could have literally been anyone.

Son_of_dad,

Great, you for a recording of a guy stealing from your machine. Good luck getting the police to give a damn

LemmyKnowsBest, in No soap. It makes the children too slippery.

OMG Skeletor has a purple Snuggie ™️

flambonkscious,

And zingers!

LemmyKnowsBest,

What??

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e1c59cd8-a7d5-4afd-961b-2da5a8c3a4cd.jpeg

okay I understand your confusion but I’m pretty sure Skeletor’s holding a remote control for the television.

flambonkscious,

Yeah, I agree. I’m pretty sure that bun is deep inside the snuggie. The real zingers are his comments

Imgonnatrythis, in Time for some yoga

Here’s a tip, all yoga does this.

PerogiBoi,
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For real they know me at my hot yoga class as Sharticus.

hperrin, in Well... civilization's had a good run.

If that’s all you can afford and you like the design, there’s no shame in absolutely rockin’ that fursuit.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

If I was a furry and that was my fursuit, I would be embarrassed to show up at whatever sort of social gatherings furries have.

CluckN,

Furry

Embarrassment

Pick 2

steal_your_face, (edited )
@steal_your_face@lemmy.ml avatar

If you’re a furry you don’t get embarrassment. You must embrace the cringe.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Now now, be nice. I’m not into it myself, but every furry I have met in my life has been a decent person. They just have a kink. That’s cool with me. If you find pleasure in wearing a costume, wear a costume.

Forester, (edited )
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Come for the art, community, and acceptance, stay for the Lewd.

FYI a fursona is more like a personal idealized mascot than a kink.

FlyingSquid,
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I didn’t mean kink in a sexual way, I meant it as in deviating from the norm. Sorry to be confusing.

Forester, (edited )
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balderdash9, in Should this be in unethical life pro tips

So much circle-jerking in this comments. This person is literally stealing but its fine if its from the “bad guys”.

TheLoneMinon,

They’re grifting grifters. I see no problem.

abbotsbury,
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How are people donating their own money grifters?

Syrc,

They wanted those kids to go at a concert and “spread the gospel” to people who paid to be there. Not sure about you, but I know I wouldn’t take that well.

abbotsbury,
@abbotsbury@lemmy.world avatar

Sure, but that’s not a grift.

TheLoneMinon,

The Baptist church is the grift. As is the majority of modern organized religion.

abbotsbury,
@abbotsbury@lemmy.world avatar

Okay sure, but by taking their money, that’s just doing the same thing the church is criticized for, taking money under false pretenses.

Grifting the grifters would be defrauding the church, not the congregation.

TheLoneMinon,

Ah, shit. You are correct my ass was too stoned. My bad.

Syrc,

Whoops, you’re right, my bad. I’m not a native speaker and mixed “grifter” with “griefer”.

smeg,

This community isn’t called LemmySeriousDiscussionPost

DrCatface, in Fuck the balloon police

'member chinese spy balloon?

dan42O,

👀

LinkOpensChest_wav,

And the maniacs shooting at it? First thing I thought of.

dlpkl, in Well... civilization's had a good run.

The dream sequence in Dumbo

get_off_the_phone,

Every time I have a fever, I vividly dream in the style of that dream sequence from Dumbo. Absolutely terrifying.

Tier1BuildABear, in Hang in there.
@Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world avatar

When Boeing closes a door, he opens a window

postmateDumbass,

Boeing: opening new portals of aviation!

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