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ElBarto, in Fuck the balloon police
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My country town is really into ballooning, so there’s always a bunch of balloons flying around here and there, so no one would even notice an extra one floating around, unless you were a dick and flying low.

thanks_shakey_snake,

Man, I wish I lived in a country town that’s really into ballooning :(

thorbot, in Farewell MatPat Its been an honor with you O7

Posts like this make me feel old. No clue what a MatPat is

Lucidlethargy, (edited )

Not old, just not a fan of YouTubers based on what I can see here. Honestly, fuck YouTube. Maybe he’ll be relevant if he leaves now, because I’m not interested otherwise.

thorbot,

Yeah, I don’t really follow YouTubers. I watch some board game stuff occasionally but this YT cult thing is fucking weird to me

replicat,

There are people out there who only watch YouTube. No Netflix or anything else like that.

Nommer, in Don't even think about it

Eh not all are the same. Sure there are some common locks and keys but most big vendors will install their own locks and keys.

frezik,

Cyndrical locks are pretty easy to pick, though. There’s a $20 tool where you stick it in and wiggle it and done (this sentence is dirty and I’m not apologizing). Newer stuff uses different springs on each pin so they don’t all pop at once, but then you just wiggle it for one pin, turn it a bit, then hit the next one. Takes longer, but it’s not hard to learn.

Assman, in Time for some yoga
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

I watched the whole thing and I never farted once

Ghostalmedia,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

Too busy poop’n?

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I didn’t watch it and I farted a bunch

thecrotch, in Well... civilization's had a good run.

I thought it was illegal to dress up like a cop

FlyingSquid,
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sebinspace, in Derek

I feel personally attacked…

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I uploaded this for you!

somethingsnappy,

Why is there both a banana and no banana, why are you hurting sebinspace?

sebinspace,

I’m into it.

ExLisper, in Hang in there.

Imagine sitting next to the door and having to go to the bathroom.

jol,

That wouldn’t happened. You would have already peed yourself.

Mr_Dr_Oink, in what if..
LemmyKnowsBest,

Do they serve any purpose? Or are they just like skin tags?

Mr_Dr_Oink,

Tbh, I’m not sure about this particular animal. This is a three clawed worm skink. A skink is like a cross between a snake and a gecko.and normally, they have longer, more obvious legs. Some only have front legs and some look more like geckos.

papalonian, in Literally a virus

This is actually huge if true 🤔😯

Demuniac,

Not really, it just proves the shapes we chose were effective.

papalonian,

It was just a joke, lol. “Big if true” is a common ironic phrase

Mongostein, in H2OhNoYouDont

Is there a Lemmy HydroHomies? I need more water memes.

nifty, (edited )
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HEXN3T, in Um actually
@HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Not me being like “what is a class” I’m devolving into sludge

ieightpi,

Someone of us would also like to Devolve into sludge.

reimufumo, in Oh no…
@reimufumo@lemmy.ca avatar

oh yes

Valmond,

Nah rosbeefs are our friends, cheers!

ohlaph, in Weather app asking for permission to manage calls

This is one of the many reasons I built my own weather application for Android. Too much crap out there.

Daefsdeda,

Are you willing too share? Been looking for a good weather app.

MashedTech,

Try openweather

apfelwoiSchoppen,
@apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world avatar

I use Openweather and it suffices.

kzhe,

On F Droid lots of beautiful ones. Breezy, Prognoza, Rain, and more.

ohlaph,

It can be found on Google Play, Weather Warbler. I haven’t put it on F-Droid yet. Still adding features, so it’s not complete yet, but getting there.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Thanks. I just installed it. You’re right, it’s straightforward and no bullshit about it. How refreshing.

ohlaph,

Glad you like it.

LemmyKnowsBest,

So now are you spying on me somehow? I don’t understand apps, I didn’t pay for this, so what are you getting out of it if it’s free for me? serious question because I don’t know how the world works.

ohlaph,

That’s a great question. I’m using the API from Open Weather. It’s free for the first 1000 requests, then like fifteen cents per 100 after that. They also have a free version of their API.

Eventually, if enough people start using it, I’ll switch to the free, limited version. So I don’t share this app with others much.

What am I getting out of it? I built it because I was tired of other weather apps and also wanted something to add to my portfolio since I’m trying to switch from SDET to Android developer.

Daefsdeda,

Well i also installed it now and it is great! Indeed a no BS design and really simple (in a good way). If a paid option comes along I will definitely get it if am not a poor student anymore. Only issue i had was that I was not able to switch to mm\hour (unresponsive ui button) on my FP5 but I expected so much less and you have already blown me away. If you would progress development a widget would be nice. (I really don’t expect further development but maybe youappreciated the feedback.

And how does the free API differ? Less exact data like graphs?

Anyhow, thanks for the great app!

ohlaph,

Thank you for the kind words!!!

The issue you discovered with the unresponsive button os a bug, thanks for finding it. You can still switch, if you click the checks on the right, I just forgot to attach the text to the click. That will be updated this week.

I want to add a widget at some point, so keep an eye out for it in the future.

The free API basically is just less information. Shorter forecast, 5 vs 8 days, 3 hours vs 48, etc. the details are mostly the same, just essentially looking through a smaller window.

Again, thanks for the kind words!!!

Daefsdeda,

Haha, no problem for the kind words and noticing the bug, also interesting to know what was at fault. (Literally just checked to see if what you said was true and yes you were right but it the app also updated afterwards with the bug fixed so honestly, really cool that that happened.)

I think it is really important to say these kind words and especially and only when they are true. Most people only give feedback in a negative way which is also necessary but can really demotivate creators.

If I had one more feedback thing I could give it would be that the design maybe looks a bit older (in a it uses a design philosophy of idk 5 years ago). I really like it personally though so if you do change things please make it user choice. But I think most people are looking for the really abstract modern design. I can’t fully see what it is but I think it is the lightish blue background and the black seperate elements. Maybe make the background more black and merge the elements and seperate them with a single white line. I still like it but if you apply for a big company and you want to use this for your portfolio, I would think that that would make your app design more attractive. I am not a designer or IT person in any means, my father has a web design company and I just have a great interest in it all, so please take what I say with a grain of salt.

Also, lets say I want full API acces. How would you go about a paid version? A one time payment is be impossible due to the ongoing cost and a subscription seems unlikely. You were probably not planning to do it because of those reasons but I was curious.

ohlaph,

Thank you. Yeah, design isn’t my strongest skill, haha, but mostly wanting a useful app. Glad you’re liking it!

Tedesche, in I'm 99% sure it's not real

Pretty sure they just draw complex pictures of bridges all day.

Hazen,

Always start with a free-body diagram

acockworkorange, in I'm 99% sure it's not real

“The Engineering Method” by Mark Hammond aka the engineer guy is a great read…

…is what I would say if I actually purchased books from my wishlist.

Hazen,

Reading this gave me anxiety.

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