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rustyfish, in imdoingmypart.jpg
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And we love you for that.

GrammatonCleric, in subs > dubs
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

日本語を学べばもっと簡単です

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Damn, must have turned the subtitles off by mistake!

Nusm,
@Nusm@lemmy.world avatar

うーん、ええと

DumbAceDragon, in moist
@DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works avatar

Piss humor

Robin, in Get B'd on

Mediocre meme saved by an excellent title 5/7 perfect score

ininewcrow, in imdoingmypart.jpg
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

“Cooking up the most random shit to make people on Lemmy laugh”

… it’s nice to see you regarding us so highly

Mr_Blott, in imdoingmypart.jpg

My guy’s got one eye going to the shop and the other coming back with a loaf

Translated for Americans - My guy’s got one eye driving thirty minutes to the vast retail park, and the other coming back with sugar-based bread that would be forced to label itself cake if sold in Europe

synae,
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This is like the Rosetta stone, now I know 2 languages

Kellamity, in Pavlov's conditioning

Pavlov’s dog is not notable for showing that dogs could be conditioned (bell = food time)

What it did was show that a conditional response (bell = food time) could cause a reflexive response (saliva)

Classical conditioning is not the same as associative learning.

Pavlov’s dog is not about associating Thing A with Thing B - that didn’t need a russian scientist to prove.

samus12345,
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Fwoggey, (edited )

I didn’t know that! Also apparently the Barenaked Ladies had it right when they wrote Brian Wilson:

It’s a matter of instinct

It’s a matter of conditioning and a matter of fact

You can call me Pavlov’s Dog

Ring a bell and I’ll salivate

1984, in imdoingmypart.jpg
@1984@lemmy.today avatar

You call us people, that’s nice.

:)

Emerald, in Pavlov's conditioning

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Jeremy Parish, probably, @gamespite

Out of nowhere, my nephew just asked, “Do you think Pavlov thought about feeding his dog every time he heard a bell ring?” and now I’m going to be haunted by this question

Bobble9211, in Could we not bring that to Lemmy, please?

What have you done???

  • Unixporn@lemmy.ml - 574 subscribers
  • FoodPorn@lemmy.world - 550 subscribers
  • EarthPorn@lemmy.ml - 274 subscribers
  • SpacePics@lemmy.fmhy.ml - 243 subscribers
sangriaferret, in This is a real sign.
TootSweet, in Could we not bring that to Lemmy, please?

Stay with me here.

/c/pornporn, but it’s SFW.

thorbot,

You lost me

FlyingSquid, in Glad it's almost over
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I solve this problem by not writing a book and masturbating.

M137,

Or you could solve it by nut writing a book. Make it a two birds, one stone thing, but more like “many nuts, one book”

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

technically invisible ink

kenblu24,
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Sondermotor, (edited )

There’s a 50k word novel that doesn’t use the letter E. Doubling the word count while only using A, C, G, T, & U is on another level.

ickplant,
@ickplant@lemmy.world avatar

At the same time‽

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Yes. It is very easy to masturbate while not writing.

Gork,

Easy for you to say. I struggle with this.

FlyingSquid,
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I’ll send you a pamphlet.

dependencyinjection,

Bro. I swear to god me, you, and a user called “the piccard manoeuvre” are like the only three users on here.

Like I see y’all everywhere. I had discussions with you in many places at this point.

Denvil,

Only 3 users? Don’t you count us lurkers out, we’re here too. We’re always here… always.

dependencyinjection,

It just I notice those other names a heck of a lot.

FlyingSquid,
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I have a lot of free time at the moment, although that’s going to end next year.

dependencyinjection,

What happens next year?

You don’t have to share. Just curious is all.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

My daughter starts a new online school program and I have to be a “learning coach” which basically means I have to keep an eye on her during the school day and help her when she needs it.

dependencyinjection,

Ah nice. It’s nice to have something to do like that.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I think it will be very difficult, but rewarding. Going down to a single income sucks, but she had to be taken out of school because of some serious bullying. I just hope this will make her happier.

dependencyinjection,

You sound like a great person. I’m sorry that your daughter had to go through bullying and even worse, she is the one that has to change her life.

I wish you both success.

You’re right, it’s a terrible time to drop to a single income.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Thanks, I really appreciate it. Have a good holidays!

clearedtoland,

This thread went longer and more serious than I could’ve imagined at the outset. Glad I stuck with it! Congrats on the mod role (maybe I’m late to notice?).

Sorry to hear about your daughter and income situation. Kids, and the parents that raise them that way, can be such di**s.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Thanks for all of that. The mod thing was a surprise to me. One day, I was a mod. No one asked me. And that thread is getting dangerously close to the maximum number of posts Discourse allows.

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

I hear you can save a lot of time by writing Lemmy comments while masturbating.

MajesticSloth,
@MajesticSloth@lemmy.world avatar

Will you still have time to masturbate while not writing?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

It won’t be November anymore, so what’s the point?

AngryCommieKender,

I’m here too, as well as VikingHippie

Zink,

Some of the meme gods of !risa will grace other communities with their fire hose of content.

nixcamic,

The Picard manoeuvre is everywhere, don’t know if I’ve ever seen you guys.

lugal,

So that’s your trick, you write pamphlets instead of book, I see. I’ll try that next time

drew_belloc,
@drew_belloc@programming.dev avatar

Impossible, i’ve tried so hard and still wrote at least a 3 pages story

Emerald, (edited ) in Making plans

Image Transcription: Text and Text Messages


This is how easy it is for guys to make plans.

Left: I drink tonight

Right: I drink

Left: You drink with me

Right: I drink with you

Left: We drink

raptir, in Could we not bring that to Lemmy, please?

It’s not exactly comedy. What do you want us to call Earth porn? ”Reallyprettypicturesofearthbutwithoutanyhumancreations"?

DJSpunTheDisc,

Good point, but can’t most of them replace “porn” with, pic, or, art, work or pictures?

  • c/EarthPics
  • c/UnixArt
  • c/RetroArt
Kolanaki, (edited )
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“Does PornPics exist?”

hypnicjerk,

naturephotography too wordy for you?

raptir,

EarthPorn is typically exclusive of animal pictures though from what I’ve seen.

Damage,

earthpics?

fiat_lux,

Is there something about the word "porn" that actually communicates "really pretty pictures of something but without any human creations" beyond its Reddit meme usage? Because it doesn't for most people.

Also, not all community rules and objectives need to be in the name and URL. The word "porn" in URLs is problematic for users sitting behind state or corporate internet connection though. Be kind to your local network administrators!

raptir,

Yes. This usage originated well before reddit. “Car porn”, “gun porn,” “disaster porn.”

blackbelt352,

Porn in the sense of something that is the sort of over the top example of a thing that elicits an almost aroused response. Like a gratuitous picture of food would be considered FoodPorn. Or like 2 perfectly machined pieces of metal fitting together perfectly would be EngineeringPorn.

Octopus1348,

EarthPixels

50_centavos,

Literally anything else. Earthpics, coolearthpics, globescope, naturerama, third planet…that was just 5 seconds of thinking. Using the word porn for everything just lacks creativity.

Cruxifux,

Planeteyepillows

recapitated,

I’m up voting this because I hope it gets a better answer than earthporn, in spite of the apparent bad faith rhetorical question.

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