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YoBuckStopsHere, in Glad it's almost over
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Millennial problems

Thcdenton, in moist

I’m so fucked up

intoner, in Be amazed by the uses of Tech...

I honestly don’t understand how people can think the Earth is flat in 2023. You can see it for yourself. Go to the coast of a sufficiently large body of water, and try holding a ruler up to the horizon.

darcy,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

anyone who unironically says they believe in flat earth is a fed

Got_Bent,

I wish I had thought of this when I was growing up on the coast. How long would the ruler need to be to see the effect?

ilost7489,

Clearly it’s just big water mountains

PixeIOrange,

They alter all rulers to hide the flat earth!!!

GladiusB,
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It not flat! It’s concave! Flippin sheeple. Do your research!

/s

gandalf_der_12te,

I think at this point, it’s more a lifestyle and less a theoretical argument.

Yes, a flat earth doesn’t stand up against science. But also, for most people it doesn’t make a difference in their day-to-day life. So they have little to no incentive to ever tackle that notion.

FlyingSquid, in Lemception
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Thank you. I already do.

atocci, in Get B'd on
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I miss 🅱

UsernameHere, in Could we not bring that to Lemmy, please?

But the word shit is ok? Classic lemmyshitpornpost

lolola, (edited )
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will it be:

  • high-quality tasteful images of people uploading terrible garbage memes in a non-sexual manner
  • sexually explicit images of people uploading terrible garbage memes
  • plain ol scat

the possibilities are endless

Kolanaki,
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Literal scat porn, but turned into relatable memes. Like… 2girls1cup, captioned with “life be like.”

DJDarren,

One Man, One Jar

“That moment when…”

Kolanaki, in Could we not bring that to Lemmy, please?
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Decoy321,

And we’re not even sorry!

foofiepie, in imdoingmypart.jpg

My retarded dude, we salute you.

balderdash9,

idk why, but this made me laugh hard

crawancon,

…retardedly

jerome, in Glad it's almost over
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Why are you guys doing this to yourselves?

AngryCommieKender, (edited )

Masochists

starbreaker,
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Because From Software games aren't hard anymore.

wheeldawg,

But I am.

starman2112, (edited )
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NaNoWriMo? It’s a push to get that writing project out of your brain and onto paper, it’s super helpful for some people just to have something telling them to do the thing.

NNN? Test of self control. “I can quit any time I want” is something addicts say when they can’t quit any time they want. It’s also super easy; if it feels like masochism to not nut for more than a week, you’re addicted.

No shave november? Pure, unadulterated laziness.

Frozengyro, in Bad day

What we like to call a long back!

GrammatonCleric, in Could we not bring that to Lemmy, please?
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Bro, that shit is here, too 😅

LinkOpensChest_wav, in Lemception

Seeing RiF makes me feel a bit nostalgic

Tehhund,

I miss RiF a lot 😞

LinkOpensChest_wav,

Same. A lot of the nice little people in my phone, I met on RiF

ummthatguy, in Lemception
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Kolanaki,
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Damn you beat me to it!

ummthatguy,
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Eh, it was the broodingly handsome and chiseled low hanging fruit.

c0mbatbag3l, in subs > dubs
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Unfortunately when I’m watching TV Im usually working out so I mostly just listen and occasionally glance over at it.

Dubs for the win on that one.

Sabin10,

So you don’t watch TV, you just like the audio distraction.

c0mbatbag3l,
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If I can hear conversations and look up often enough to know what the setting is, I’m getting the same information.

Working out doesn’t really require your brain beyond counting reps, it’s not a “distraction” if I’m still absorbing the story.

NaoPb,

It it works for you, cool. Personally I prefer listening to radio or podcast.

c0mbatbag3l,
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I like video essays but podcast content has never appealed to me.

NaoPb,

Allright. To each their own.

KingJalopy,
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I prefer absolute silence and all you noise junkies make me sick!

Tangent5280, in Glad it's almost over

whats with the book writing thing? First I’m hearing about it.

Kolanaki, (edited )
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New Novel November

(November is National Novel Writing month in which you’re encouraged to write a 50k+ word novel)

pruwybn,
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!nanowrimo

(Sadly not very active of a community yet)

BellaDonna,

API error trying to access that community

pruwybn,
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If your instance hasn’t “seen” it yet, you might need to find it in the search tool for it to show up.

wheeldawg,

That acronym sounds familiar, but I haven’t heard it in years. Totally forgot it existed.

wieson,

In which nation?

cantstopthesignal,

I would like to know who in the fuck thinks they can write a novel in only a month.

Vaginal_blood_fart,

Branden Sanderson

TheActualDevil,

He also does a friendly competition thing with his fans in his subreddit every year in November. He posts how many words he writes in a week and encourages others to post their word-count to see if anyone can keep up with his output.

Vaginal_blood_fart,

Dudes a machine

captainlezbian,

Brandon Sanderson

Patches,

Branderson

jballs,
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Just finished his 4 secret project books. Also just finished the first Mistborn trilogy with my son and started in on the Wax and Wayne series with him (I’ve already read them). I freaking love me some Brandon Sanderson.

captainlezbian,

Nice. Yeah his prose is meh, but the world building, character writing, and volume are amazing. I’m in the middle of stormlight right now and loving it.

jballs,
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Stormlight is my absolute favorite series. Yeah, Sanderson doesn’t write as flowery as some authors, but that’s not what I’m looking for. I love how he puts together a whole world with a new magic system, history, religions, political climate, etc. Then is like, alright so that’s what the world was like hundreds of years ago, now let’s see what happens when they get guns and spaceships!

toomanypancakes,
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If you can make time for 1,700 words a day starting on the 1st then by the end of the month you’ve exceeded 50k

Making time and having energy for 1,700 words a day on top of daily life activities and working a job is the trick.

Kusimulkku,

1700 words shouldn’t take that long. Are you allowed to write on the computer?

toomanypancakes,
@toomanypancakes@lemmy.world avatar

I assume so, I don’t see why not

Kusimulkku,

That’s gonna be piss easy!

Viking_Hippie,

Of course. The trick is that you have to come up with which words to use in what order yourself.

Kusimulkku,

Well the challenge is about word count, not about making a coherent novel.

I’m gonna cheese this challenge so hard.

Viking_Hippie,

If you want to go through a lot of trouble to make something long that doesn’t make sense, Dadaist theater is easier and more fun… 🤷

Kusimulkku,

I want to win that achievement

Viking_Hippie,

Steam and/or console gamer, I see…

9point6,

Hmmm, but are we speedrunning to 50k or are we going for the word record in the amount of time given?

As obviously we would need different cheesing strategies

Patches,

If college taught me anything, it’s that I can write thousands of words per night. Typically fastest in the wee hours of the morning.

None of these words are good, mind you, but they are in fact words.

Sheltac,

Oh yeah. Some of my worst work is on those mega-inspired days where I sit for 10h and crank out 10000 words.

To this day I don’t know why I do that if I end up throwing most of it away.

Maybe it’s good to get bad plot out of the system.

rwhitisissle,

November is National Novel Writing month and December is National Edit the Terrible Novel You Just Wrote month.

Sheltac,

December

Haha, more like the entire next year.

cantstopthesignal,

For me, a good day is about 1000 words. I really run out of juice after that and just type bland shit. That’s about 3 months for a decent draft.

Sheltac,

Oh it depends massively for me. One of my best (IMHO) short stories is 8k and was written over 10-12h in a day.

But that has to be a pretty special day.

On bad days I usually go into the negatives 😂

ickplant,
@ickplant@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve done it. You’re not supposed to come up with a finished product in 30 days (although some people do). Mine was a first draft of roughly 55k words.

jballs,
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I’m reading a short book by Patrick Rothfuss (The Narrow Road Between Desires). This dude is such a notoriously slow writer that it drives me crazy. He had the audacity to do an author’s introduction where he said this was an existing story of his, but he added 15k words to it. I’m like… what is that, a couple weeks? Write faster, you bastard!

TheActualDevil,

And it’s not like this kind of attitude online has in any way made him self-conscious and led to us most likely never getting the conclusion to his series.

jballs,
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I love the idea of Rothfuss planning all day, coming up with the perfect next chapter in his life’s work, knowing just how to wrap up the intricate threads he’s woven. Then he boots up his laptop, slowly stretches and cracks his fingers. Just before he opens up his word processor to record his beautifully crafted prose, he decides to check out Lemmy for a few minutes. Then he comes across a random comment of mine saying how his fans are frustrated at his pace of writing, and just goes:

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/9aa890a9-bcef-4050-8914-83fd81f43288.png

TheActualDevil, (edited )

“I absolutely care about finishing the book… I feel bad about [not giving people what they want] all the time. It’s one of the things that’s fucking me up, I’m in a lot of therapy right now… I went from fiddling around with a book that I just liked to work on and I knew would never be published… then it’s like 'hey a million people are disappointed in you because they want this book. It’s not a great feeling. … If I didn’t care about the book, you’d have it by now… I owe everyone who loved the book something beautiful”

https://www.reddit.com/r/KingkillerChronicle/comments/k52gcz/pat_on_how_much_he_cares_about_finishing_book_3/

Literally, the pressure makes it harder for him to make the book he thinks the fans deserve.

jballs,
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Exactly dude. He’s sold 10,000,000+ books and the pressure is clearly too much for him. And while we can’t unsell those books for him, the best we can do is spread the word far and wide that Patrick Rothfuss writes like old people fuck. If we each do our best to discourage new fans from jumping on the hype train, we just might have a shot at getting the 3rd Kingkiller Chronicles book before we die.

akincisor,

Isaac Asimov. The guy was a fucking robot.

flambonkscious,

Yeah, well, when you develop characters as much as he did, it’s manageable, I guess.

He did some good world building, though - don’t get me wrong, I feasted on the Hari/robot series several times over!

captainlezbian,

Then there was L. Ron Hubbard. Nobody spewed words like L Ron. Nobody wrote pulp like L Ron. Motherfucker could churn out a book in a day

MaxVoltage,
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as someone who had to do this stuff as a haze in college its doable but its hell without amphetamines

Kolanaki,
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Nobody said it had to be a good novel.

LemmyKnowsBest,

I bet it was Stephen King’s idea.

Default_Defect,
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Fuck that.

funkless_eck,

its called NaNoWriMo

wieson,

Nah, not writing month

luthis,

I’m so dam good at that challenge.

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