The problem with Santa Tracker is that he only visits like 20 cities accross the globe.
I live in bumfuck nowhere and I still get presents. That’s how I know that Google is lying.
You didn’t specify they be consecutive minutes. The genie allows them all to walk for one minute, takes it away, then transports them all to your location and tells them what you did before enabling them to walk again for another four minutes. Millions of people then proceed to trample your broken body.
Sure, more dancing in the workplace would be nice, but on a desk seems like an OSHA violation. Also, you’d have to move the monitor, keyboard and mouse out of the way.
I live in Terre Haute, where Indiana State University is. He played here in college. There’s a huge ugly statue of him that looks like he’s constipated outside the basketball arena and, no shit, they’re building a Larry Bird Museum at the convention center.
Looks like domesticated quail, Japanese quail maybe? Quail aren’t super bright to begin with, domesticated ones even less so.
It’s hard to tell age from the video, but quail mature pretty quickly, so these might be 6-8 week old birds who barely know how anything works to begin with.
The trick is to bring in whatever busted piece you have and find the exact match. Nobody’s gonna think you’re shoplifting rusted garbage and usually you can knock out your purchase in just one trip.
If your project/fix is too complicated to bring in the busted piece, may God have mercy on your soul.
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