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Dasnap, in Well... civilization's had a good run.
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Store brand fursuit.

KSPAtlas,
@KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz avatar

Discount store fursuit when

yojimbo, in IT support work be like

As somebody who did IT support - the last two seem perfectly normal to me:

  • Computer “forgot passwords” - obviosly the man is using different browser than regular and it ain’t filling in his passwords. Maybee diferent profile in the same browser? Is he using the same account as usual?
  • Wind blowing away wi-fi. She is likely connected to the internet through a point-2-point wifi connection and there may be a tree or something along the way messing not wifi signal in her house but her connectivity to the outside. I’d refer her to her ISP, just instruct her to formulate the question a bit better.
datelmd5sum,

And many Americans seem to call their cellular internet connection “wifi” and that can definitely be affected by the weather.

YoorWeb, (edited )

This meme seems to be from the times of WinXP, when browsers didn’t remember passwords.

Blackmist,

The password one is also when they’re on the wrong site and now they’ve just typed all their passwords and account names into microsoftoffice365.scammer.ru

fat_stig,

I worked at a software developer, occasionally doing support. Had a call from a customer following up on a ticket, I looked at the record and the salty dude who took the original call had written:

Caller asked me to tell him where he saved his file. I told him “well if you can tell me where I parked my car this morning, I might be able to help you.”

Quality wasn’t a big thing with our software, the senior developer was a stoner who was off his head most of the time, others were either clueless or too busy on side hustles to give a fuck. Amazingly we developed engineering software that was used by amongst others, the atomic weapons establishment in the UK and Buckingham Palace. Happy days.

Blackmist,

Hey, at least your bugs didn’t result in the prosecution of 700+ sub-postmasters. Silver linings and all that.

Valmond,

Even the first one.

The mouse is moving. It’s potentially the mouse-pointer that is not moving.

Seriously.

On a side note, love you IT guys 💖 and it seems that if you ask nicely if they have time, they’ll listen and if you try to do your best they’ll be all over it to help you out the best they can.

21Cabbage, in Derek

I remember this meme from back when I worked the night shift in 2016.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

The fact that Skyrim is a game from 2012 blows my mind

DJDarren,

Funny enough, I was working nights at HMV when Skyrim released.

They had a big midnight opening event that was kind of a pain in the arse to us night shift stockers. In the end there were about four people queued up at midnight to get their copies.

andrew_bidlaw,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

11.11.11 even.

mkwarman, in I'm 99% sure it's not real

Pretty sure they drive trains

synapse1278,
@synapse1278@lemmy.world avatar

I am an engineer. I can’t explain what I do, I just can’t…

NielsBohron,
@NielsBohron@lemmy.world avatar

No joke, my wife’s grandpa was a mechanical engineer with a degree from Notre Dame, and he chose engineering apparently because as a 17yo, he thought he was going to learn to drive trains.

Excrubulent,
@Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar

The overlap between people who love trains and people who are good at engineering is pretty high though.

AI_toothbrush, in Literally a virus

Almost as if certain shapes used less material and were stronger

NoSpiritAnimal,
@NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world avatar

Next you’ll tell me Trees and Rivers share a similar structure because water flows efficiently in specific ways.

Artyom, in what if..

If snakes had legs, they would spend all their time convincing us to eat pomegranates.

sleepdrifter,

Naturally

NocturnalMorning, in I'm 99% sure it's not real

We are real, I am a real person, and I will not be called fake news!!! I exist dammit.

NotATurtle, (edited )

Always these bot accounts pretending to be human.

mlg, in Hang in there.
@mlg@lemmy.world avatar

This is why Airbus is superior

You know because they actually have real regulations and consequences for not following proper guidelines in the EU

Also because it was made up of former WW2 engineers at the forefront of innovation including Messerschmitt lol. Boeing made big chungus prop bombers, never any jet fighters or even prop fighters. ^/s^

mvirts,
PrettyFlyForAFatGuy,

mmmmm

thicc

coaxil,

Huehuehue

Rolando, in This was actually a thing btw

Wait… aren’t we going to try to find out why?

Worx,

There is an answer now in another comment (just wanted to give you a notification)

Rolando,

Thanks! “The Slaying of the Spaniards” sounds like something out of Borat, but it shows how we take things like international rescue operations for granted these days

samus12345, in Literally a virus
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

“You spread like a disease!”

https://i.redd.it/97ug63wdm4831.jpg

Dyskolos,

Jeez. You must be an old fart to know that classic 😁

ArmoredThirteen,

Wait how old before you’re an old fart vs just normal old? I watched this movie when I was a kid. I’m just going into my 30s I need to know…

Nikls94,

We have become the old people… PS3 is considered… Retro

ArmoredThirteen,

Oh no, I stopped playing consoles on PS2 and the 360… I haven’t even played on a PS3

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, very much so.

WashedOver, in what if..
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

Not sure why but I hear snake jazz when I see this.

VikingHippie,

Is that just a hi-hat being played with these? https://lemmy.wtf/pictrs/image/8776b22f-0d4f-4f80-9ad7-395e8622ddd0.jpeg

meyotch,

Tsss tsss ttss ttss ttss!

WashedOver, (edited )
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

Love it. I never thought much of the scene again then every once in awhile the gf will do this tsss tsss and we both laugh.

She also breaks out with the dinosaur train song every now and again too so it just proves things can stick differently for all of us

stinerman, in When you let boomers run social media accounts
@stinerman@midwest.social avatar

May be better suited to lemmynsfw.

Viking_Hippie,

It’s text.

Unless your boss is actively reading your screen or it makes you so damn hot you can’t contain yourself, it’s safe for work.

stinerman,
@stinerman@midwest.social avatar

It was a joke though.

orphiebaby,

Poe’s Law.

Viking_Hippie, (edited )

Hard to know for sure, with all the prudes and other misguided people around everywhere 🤷

I’ve seen people sincerely complaining about “NSFW text” before 🤦

stinerman,
@stinerman@midwest.social avatar

No harm done. It’s just Lemmy.

cmgvd3lw,

Cmon its all and everywhere… nothing mstters in fediverse

MataVatnik, in When you let boomers run social media accounts
@MataVatnik@lemmy.world avatar

They knew

butt_mountain_69420,

They ran it by their burnt-out millenial wageslave, who said “sure, great, looks good.”

orphiebaby,

It’s fake, mon.

cannibalkitteh, in Real committed

Just because you’re into destroying unjust hierarchies doesn’t mean you can’t be a bottom.

shneancy,

it’s all about consent!

captain_oni, in Keep Church and State Separate

Wait, you have to pay taxes for owning a body?

shneancy,

food, water, and shelter must be bought with money, and your income is taxed, so yes

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