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Isakk86, in Goodbye MatPat, thanks for everything

In 2002 I was a 15 year old millennial… I wasn’t watching Blue’s Clues

BigBananaDealer,
@BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee avatar

why not?

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

They were masturbating.

NoiseColor, in Goodbye MatPat, thanks for everything

Omg I’m a boomer. Who are these people?

psud,

The first one is MASH

NoiseColor,

I know! Thats the only one I know and I’m barely 40 years old.

criitz, in Pretending to inhale, to hang with the cool kids 😂

You leave Conan alone, he is a treasure

BetaDoggo_, in No soap. It makes the children too slippery.

I’m normally all for making fun of pedophilia in the church, but this is just gross. Using the term “sex toys” in reference to children is disgusting and negates any possible humor that this meme could have had. This post goes beyond dark humor and is just distasteful.

VikingHippie, (edited )

If you think THIS is distasteful, you should see what priests do…

LemmyKnowsBest, in No soap. It makes the children too slippery.

Hey FBI, keep your eye on OP

grue,

Hey FBI, keep your eye on OP the priests

FTFY.

JoMiran, in No soap. It makes the children too slippery.
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar
RootBeerGuy,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Ahaahaaha, noob-noob gets it!

_Sprite, in Literally a virus
@_Sprite@lemmy.world avatar

jaden smith ass post

flambonkscious,

Nah man, this is fucking gold! It’s novel, very shit-postey, cynical and doesn’t rely on recent it established trends (oil / beans etc).

This is top tier in my book!

brown567, in Literally a virus

Efficient shapes are efficient, okay?

flambonkscious,

Get outta here with your ditry logic!

Agent641, in I can't argue with his point.

Same with red cabbages.

Its a conspiracy by Big Red to profit from infringing on Purple’s intellectual property. All the other primary colours are in cahoots. Its time to take down their shadowy cabal.

stebo02,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Big Blue is doing the same thing with blue grapes. Poor purple…

PeriodicallyPedantic,

WTF are blue grapes?!?!

stebo02,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar
lseif,

it was named before purple was invented

ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Ok, so we can never ever change the name.

Lyrl,

So says Robin Red Breast, the bird with orange belly feathers

RagingRobot,

The chewing gum company is behind this?!?

itsnotits,
  • It’s* a conspiracy
  • It’s* time to take down
qooqie, in Snackish

Gum helped me with that tbh. At Costco or whatever wholesale you can get a billion packs for pretty cheap

Hupf,

Oh that’s a G

z500,
@z500@startrek.website avatar

Oh man, I’m almost out of gum. That’s the perfect excuse to get myself a snack at the same time.

ExLisper,

You can always kick some ass.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Better get a cookie too and some chips for later

db2, in How many Star Trek fans will see red because they don't see red?

None. Blue would also have been canonically acceptable.

miss_brainfart, in Weather app asking for permission to manage calls
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

And this is why I like Androids feature that automatically revokes permissions after a certain timeframe of not using an app

hannes3120,

Better yet: Bouncer allows you to remove permissions after a given set of time or immediately after closing the app. WhatsApp only gets my location for 3h after I shared it with someone on there - Google would never remove that permission since the app is in use regularly and it’s no problem granting that permission anew next time I want to share something.

Also all my pictures are only accessible on demand by chat apps and not permanently

TheRealKuni,

iOS will sometimes ask you even if the app has been using it (for certain permissions), and might even tell you how often the app has used it. Which is really handy.

Like, “this app has accessed your location from the background 48 times in the last month, you gave it permission, would you like to change it to ‘when using’?” Or “This app has had full access to your photos, would you like to limit it?” (Not exact wording, but you get the idea.)

Something that delighted me when I discovered it.

(Android does permissions very well too, I’m in no way trying to knock it.)

Gestrid, (edited )

With the last update, Android also started limiting apps’ access to photos on a per-photo basis. Not even Google Lens (which I use to copy text from slides) can see all my photos. (Don’t get me wrong, though: I’m not naive enough to believe Google can’t see my photos at all.)

ji17br,

Yeah iOS had had this for 2 or 3 years now, it’s a great feature.

psud,

I give a few apps background location access, and for a couple of weeks after enabling each android would occasionally ask if the app still needs background data

Pika,

wait what android version, my android 13 doesn’t do that

psud,

Pixel 6 on current version

1984, (edited )
@1984@lemmy.today avatar

Except from Google of course, the worst offender of privacy that exists.

They put all these “privacy” features in so other companies can’t do what Google already does.

If you ever tried using a Google phone without Google apps, you realize how completely dependent almost all apps are on Googles API in the background, and most of them won’t work without it.

miss_brainfart,
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

I am actually using a degoogled phone, and the only thing I’m missing are push notifications, for one single app. Everything else I use works just fine for me, but as always, ymmv

1984,
@1984@lemmy.today avatar

It was a while since I tried it now. I used Cyanogenmod before, quite a few years back. But camera was bad with it.

miss_brainfart,
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

Yeah, the default lineage cam today can’t do a whole lot either

Gingernate, (edited )

What phone and mom are you using? I’m considering this for my next phone

Edit: ROM not mom haha

miss_brainfart,
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

I’m using DivestOS on a OnePlus 5T, runs like a charm.

But Divest is in dire need of funding right now, and might not be able to continue development, so that’s something to keep in mind, sadly

BobGnarley,

Do you follow Graphene OS at all? What is your opinion on it?

miss_brainfart,
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

GrapheneOS seems to be the all out best, from what I can tell. It’s just that their strict requirements needed to achieve this level of privacy and especially security severly limit the selection of devices you can use, which is a bummer.

Gingernate,

Thanks! I’ve been looking at graphene os too

MonkeMischief,

Reminder to everyone to phone mom though. <3

greencactus,

I am using Fairphone (great company, they make ethical phones) together with /e/ OS, a fork of LineageOS. The great thing about Fairphone is that they officially support /e/ and offer a waranty of 5 years. In the past, they offered their Fairphone 2 a support of 7 years, including Software and Android version updates , which is absolutely mind-blowing. Also their phones are highly modular, you can switch basically everything (Battery, camera, speakers,…), they actually make an effort to improve production and manufacturing processes by e.g. using Fairtrade certified Gold, they obviously like Open Source,… And /e/ basically goes the route of “degoogling without making life inconvenient”. They have an App Store preinstalled (Aurora Store), with which you can access Google Play apps. They include MicroG, if you wish to, which makes using apps depending on Google services a lot easier. Also they offer their own ecosystem with e.g. Mail, Calendar, etc. And they are nonprofit! So seriously, if you want to get a degoogled Phone, I’d recommend the Fairphone (5 or 4 both are okay, although 5 would probably be better) together with /e/ OS combo without any doubt. The phone is amazing and hasn’t let me down, and although it has been quite a journey, I wouldn’t want to have chocen otherwise.

Just my take :)

Cossty,

Signal? microG works great for push notifications

seedd,

You don’t need thay either. Signal has its own thing, so does whatsapp. And if you use molly, it supports unifiedpush.

Honytawk,

Signals own version used to be really bad for your battery though.

It generally used like 30% of my battery on its own.

Although now it is much better.

miss_brainfart,
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

I’d love it if Signal officially supported UnifiedPush, it seems to be the most promising direct alternative to FCM. They started talking about quantum-resistant encryption or whatever, but at the same time resorted to using a websocket.

Which is pretty much the least elegant way of doing it. Not something I’d expect from them, to be honest.

Then there’s Tuta Mail, they have a much better way of handling push notifications, but it’s still their own thing too, and instead of promoting something like UnifiedPush, they write blogposts dragging Protonmail for not having an alternative.

(Which I’m also annoyed by, but their posts about it seemed a bit pretentious, which I just hate to see.)

Wizard_Pope,
@Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world avatar

I am using lineage os without google and don’t really have any problems. There is an open source alternative for most big apps and if you want to use youtube or something you can just use it in browser or install microG that is basically google services without google.

Huschke,

Or just use NewPipe.

Wizard_Pope,
@Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world avatar

Does newpipe have play in the background and the pop out video player also sponsorblock? Just asking because I have seen a friend using newpipe but I like the fact that revanced offers all of those.

ArcaneSlime,

Newpipe X sponsorblock does.

Wizard_Pope,
@Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world avatar

Is that like a fork of newpipe or an addon? I don’t really kbow how newpipe works in that regard.

ArcaneSlime,

It’s on izzyondroid’s f-droid repo.

TimeNaan,

Fork with sponsorblock added

miss_brainfart,
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

Development of that has stopped, they are currently working on a new fork called Tubular, which has the additional option of being able to login with a YT account.

Newpipe itself is also currently deciding on whether to do a complete rewrite or not, so the coming months might be a bit slow in terms of new features.

ArcaneSlime,

Ah good to know, thanks!

MonkeMischief,

It’s bothering me so much that less and less phones are compatible with LineageOS or Postmarket or any custom ROMs.

There’s now some “safetynet” layer or something I hear, where any sort of commerce apps will just refuse to open if they detect a “tampered” device.

You might say “Just use the web view then”, sure, but it depends highly on their implementation whether you’ll have a smooth time or not lol.

These security features sound nice in principle, but if you already know what you’re doing enough to flash a custom ROM, it’s basically just another thing to lock your phone down and force obsolescence when they decide to just stop patching it to force you to buy more e-waste.

I wish there was more I could do to support Linux phones…

Wizard_Pope,
@Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah luckily my bank app works fine on the web but some functions are missing so I am forced to use a stock android phone as well just in case I need those features.

kalpol,

Some cheesier financial entities are also just forcing everyone to the app now. No web.

AVengefulAxolotl,

Yeah its so freaking sad. It could be such an awesome platform (in some sense it already is) but of course Google has to put their greedy little fingers on it.

The worst part is that it has tons of literal bloatware. I tried ArrowOS without GApps on a Xiaomi Redmi Note 4, and it was fast while sparing the battery! It had the original battery and I couldnt believe that it could last 2 days easily with light usage.

Then I tried PixysOS and damn, 3GB of RAM was barely enough.

pooberbee, in Walk for miles

It’s obvious from the diagram that this is nanba walking, because each phase of the stride has a nanba right above it.

nxdefiant,

:deep breath:

you got me

:angry exhale:

Creddit, in local hunger games construction almost complete

People’s Park was a major local landmark with a long history that is well known to students, faculty, residents, and alumni. It had become a home to otherwise homeless people whose existence was inconvenient for the university’s expansion plans and an eyesore to arrogant passersby.

The park’s history includes both civil and violent disobedience, including against the university itself.

It would not be surprising to hear that, whatever is built on this lot, it is subsequently destroyed by an act of arson or other vandalism.

I am surprised they are taking the risk and making the investment at all. IMO it would have been safer to just buy some of the private properties surrounding the park instead, even at a premium.

BananaOnionJuice,
@BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

A handful of Molotov’s at night once a week during construction can make it very expensive to build something.

MapleEngineer,

They’re going to molotov concrete and steel?

Cool.

Cool cool cool.

CallumWells,

Apparently just a kilogram of sugar mixed into a ton of concrete will destroy the ability of it to actually function correctly as concrete. But I learned this here on Lemmy and have not checked the veracity of it, so take it with a pinch (handful?) of salt.

PopMyCop,

I’m a sweets guys, so I’ll take it with a pinch of sugar, thanks.

MapleEngineer,

You figure the cement trucks will pull up to a sugar table so that protesters can add a few bags of sugar to each one? That seems unlikely. It also seems unlikely that anyone could get enough sugar deep enough into any structural element to cause any real damage.

QuinceDaPence, (edited )

It's accurate or close to it.. Some concrete truck drivers will keep bottles of coke to pour in there in emergencies where they need to make sure it doesn't set inside the truck.

Lophostemon,

What happens to the spiked concrete? Can they add something else to counteract the sugar later?

cows_are_underrated,

From what I read you need about 1% of sugar to completely stop the process. Anything below will slow down the process, but it isn’t capable of stopping the process. If you’re interested in the Article here ya go(it’s in German) bft-international.com/…/bft_Einfluss_von_Saccharo…

AFaithfulNihilist,
@AFaithfulNihilist@lemmy.world avatar

No for the concrete you use sugar, and for the steel… I don’t know maybe jet fuel or something.

MapleEngineer,

How do you figure they will get the sugar into the concrete?

BananaOnionJuice, (edited )
@BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

No, a construction site contains plenty other stuff than concrete and steel: tools, equipment, building materials, temporary buildings for the workers, cables and piping.

On top of that each time concrete gets fire damage, it gets weaker and may need to be replaced, at least core samples + weeks of analysis time + $$$ is needed to determine the damage.

And let’s say they eventually finish building the apartments, they may never stop smelling like a BBQ.

And then they need to hire 24/7 security, and maybe new workers because they don’t want to work in a DMZ.

ExLisper,

How long would it take for the police to get involved and protect the site for free? Or do you think they would just ignore it? Does the law in USA say that if the victim of the crime is a company they have to hire private security and police is not involved?

Th3D3k0y, (edited )

For free, probably never. The company can pay to have the police dedicate a force to sit there, but otherwise they’d at best send a patrol through the area a couple times a night.

ExLisper,

Really? Police in US doesn’t actively investigate crimes any more? I remember from The Wire that they used observe places where they knew crime is likely to happen. Crazy that they stopped.

cows_are_underrated,

They will investigate and increase the presence of police activity, but that doesn’t mean they will protect the whole construction side.

A_Random_Idiot,

if there is a series of crimes in the area, police would increase patrols in the area.

Anything more than that would require hiring a private security company.

ground based security could easily be bypassed by a drone and with a remote igniter and a release latch.

ExLisper,

Wow, I didn’t realize the police in US is so dysfunctional they don’t even investigate felonies anymore. It’s like the government already collapsed.

A_Random_Idiot,

I never said they wouldnt investigate.

I was just explaining how they wouldnt become a private security force.

baelem,

This building is being developed by the university on university-owned land, so the university police would be in charge of protecting university property.

MapleEngineer,

Ya…ok…have fun with that.

BananaOnionJuice,
@BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Thanks, I did have fun coming up with ideas.

MapleEngineer, (edited )

No problem. These childish collective fantasies are fun, aren’t they? Yup, they’re fun right up until a bullet rips through your chest when you’re trying to climb through the smashed out window of the barricaded doors to the Speaker’s Lobby or the FBI is kicking down your door three years later. It’s fun in your head when your enemies are incompetent boobs and everything goes your way. In reality you get arrested and/or injured/killed and the buildings get built anyway.

EDIT: 3 years later. Remeber right afterwards when they said that the FBI would lose interest and that there was no way they would arrest and try everyone. It seems to quaint, now.

EDIT 2: I went looking for a name for the childish collective fantasies but couldn’t find one. The best I could come up with is a naïve collective fantasy that grew in an epistemic bubble inside an echo bunker. No one bothered to ask “What then?” or, “What will the consequences be if things go wrong and we are caught and held accountable for our actions?” Ashli Babbit and the neo-fascist red hats never considered the, “What ifs” right up until the moment the bullet ripped through her chest. At that point they realized, “Holy fuck, they’re shooting at us.” Everyone else watching on TV expected that to happen on a slaughterous scale much earlier yet they were surprised that it happened to one of them. Someone was not using their critical thinking skills.

BananaOnionJuice,
@BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I like your analytical approach to this silly discussion 👍

MapleEngineer,

I have Asperger’s. It’s what we do. Pure critical thinking.

PM_Your_Nudes_Please,

Sugar will completely eliminate concrete’s ability to cure. A single pound of sugar can destroy an entire truck of wet cement.

Not that I’m advocating for it. But it’s laughably easy to sneak onto a site with a hardhat, safety boots and a vest, and sabotage active construction.

blanketswithsmallpox,

Neat: fritzpak.com/is-sugar-a-good-concrete-retarder/

Although I’m unsure about the pound of sugar to entire cement truck claim.

ironeagl,

Yeah, a cement truck is like 45,000 lbs of concrete, which is .002%. Apparently .06% will delay setting by 90 minutes, so it’s more like 30 pounds?

BananaOnionJuice,
@BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Now i know, I remembered the MythBusters episode where they bury two pigs in concrete, I think it’s the one with Jimmy Hoffa, that will definitely discourage anyone from living in the apartments.

cows_are_underrated,

Damn. I didn’t knew that so I did some quick research and found out, that mixing in 1% of sugar can completely stop the forming of concrete.

thedevisinthedetails,

They’re building student and homeless housing on it and leaving half the park.

Creddit,

Oh, that’s probably going to mitigate some of the risk. Hey, maybe it’ll be enough!

sxan,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

I low-key wish I could put you and @deegeese in a jar and shake it.

In the nicest way.

Creddit,

Haha, their take is pretty charged but it’s valid imo.

deegeese,

It’s a controversial local issue and in my lifetime I’ve seen local opinion shift from strongly anti-University to now mostly in favor of development.

I credit this to the original activists dying of old age, combined with a younger generation that has never known the park as anything except a place where people overdose in tents.

Poggervania, in cool phone trick
@Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!

(YOU HEARD US RIGHT!)

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0ops,

FUCK YOU BALTIMORE!

owatnext,

We’ll fuck your wife!

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