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NaoPb, in Microplastic overdose

You’d think these could be seperated perfectly by pieces of wax paper.

Vej, in Knives out, cat!

Is there context behind this?

Fox, in Spooky sewer sandler moment
@Fox@pawb.social avatar

Looks more like a sewer Serj

myfavouritename, in [Pomp and Circumstance playing in the background]

How is it I’ve been alive this long and I’ve never seen this joke made before?! It’s so simple and obvious after the fact, but completely new (to me) and a delight. Thanks!

Smokeydope, in A magical place indeed
@Smokeydope@lemmy.world avatar

Damn you would get a better bed with a 30$ cot and a foam mattress topper dude

0p3r470r, in Black Friday

This is Rond Aldor from the wheel of next time series

big_slap, in A magical place indeed

this is where he practices to be a magician

TootSweet, in MK bag

No no. She meant Mario Kart.

AlligatorBlizzard, in MK bag

If she finds this hilarious, marry her.

i_stole_ur_taco, in A magical place indeed

Any more than 3 slats holding up a mattress is a frivolous luxury, I say.

TimewornTraveler, in Should I quit my monthly expenses for alcohol?

yall this is a joke, you’re supposed to go “lmao he says he spends 10 grand on booze and porn, that’d be one stupid ass” and instead yall are going “what a stupid ass!” or calling it fake as if it ain’t a joke

Assman, in Should I quit my monthly expenses for alcohol?
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

How much do they spend on candles

AlligatorBlizzard, in Reason for the season

Oh, hey, my grandmother made one or two of those! If you have a reason to use a doorstop they’re pretty good at that, lol.

TootSweet, in Black Friday

Always low prices. Always high patrons.

Default_Defect, in [Pomp and Circumstance playing in the background]
@Default_Defect@midwest.social avatar

Macho Man shakes your hand.

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