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GBU_28, (edited ) in Startling!

Nose breath thanks

captain_aggravated, in BIRDS.
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  1. From days 8 to 12 your true love gives you milkmaids, dancing ladies, leaping lords, pipers and drummers. Human beings. As gifts. Which makes eating the birds feel a lot more okay.
  2. This carol was written back when Christmas was a mere 12 days long. Now Christmas starts in mid-October. “On the eightieth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…”
CeruleanRuin, in Knives out, cat!

Britney Spears? More like Britney Knives, amirite?

Toes, in Fucksake my irl graphics card crashed again

Fallout 5 is looking good

100_kg_90_de_belin, in Microplastic overdose

Mmm… 64 slices of American cheese.

jayrodtheoldbod, in Black Friday

when you’re going through the checkout and the amanitas are in a hurry and you’re like uh oh and you’re right

MystikIncarnate, in Microplastic overdose

Two things: these are basically plastic anyways.

Also, the plastic straw thing was a PR move. Corporations don’t give any shits unless it will make money or lose them money.

I’m sure there was a nontrivial number of customers who either boycotted or threatened to boycott companies that didn’t switch. When their bottom line gets threatened like that, they take action to prevent revenue loss.

Nothing more. There’s way more problems with everything than plastic straws. My favorite PR move is how they convinced everyone that their cars are causing the majority of CO2 emissions from transit… Between that and airplanes, everyone is up in arms about the electrification of everything… Yet, the most major transport offenders are freight, and they have no plans or intention of changing their ways. I heard somewhere that if you were to have zero carbon emissions for your entire life, you would save the approximate amount that freight liners emit in a year, at most. I think a year is too long. I forget the exact figure.

They emit more CO2 than all the cars, and all the planes and everything else you could point to… Yet, I have yet to hear anyone tell me about it, either personally, or on the news or anything. Everyone seems oblivious to the facts. They latch on to these “issues” like straws and personal vehicle CO2 emissions which are trivial…

jabathekek, in Froggos
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JizzmasterD, in Black Friday

I mean, if the NYTimes says it’s a banger…

bane_killgrind, in It would have to be a VERY lazy dog to allow a fox to jump over it anyway.

Damn that is cooler

EmperorHenry, in BIRDS.
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Oh…but your true love gives you those same quantities of gifts every day plus the new thing on the new day.

abcde_fz, in BIRDS.

This is quality shit.

grue, (edited ) in Reason for the season

Perfect for reenacting various scenes from Home Alone 1 and 2.

Yearly1845, in And yet I have to listen to my uncle rant and rave about immigrants and pretend it's okay.

At least it’s just your uncle. I have to listen to my dad bitch and moan about how many muslims he saw today while he’s fucking me.

Smokeydope, in I'm not a monster
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