This guy is an asswipe who’s lived outside of reality for like 25 years.
That being said, he lost 40b and is still the richest man in the world. At some point money doesn’t even matter anymore, that’s why Elon is fine burning cash in the Twitter dumpster fire to score political points and feel popular.
My human wife left me,
My space ship left me,
Alone on this planet,
I have no one to man it,
I can’t drink beer,
At least the alt-right doesn’t fear me,
I’m alone on Earth,
I can’t work on my girth,
Why don’t people like me,
I’m not a banshee,
I’m an alien,
Definitely not a mammalian (ew),
My family loathes me, I don’t know why,
I give them clothes from me,
Maybe because I’m a blowfly,
I wish I could cry,
I want to go back to my home,
Good bye Earth,
Hello Crinda FGAN my home,
Thank you everyone for your support, you can buy my name album “What the Fuck Was I Doing?” to be released on April 20, 2024. Support your local record shops!
He’d be pretty happy about the space ship blowing up though. If it had crashed into the launch pad or something on takeoff, then it would definitely count.
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