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Speculater, in 'We are splattered here today'
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“A child dented my bumper this morning.”

flambonkscious,

Reminds me of those insurance claim attemps “a stationary car reversed into me”.

Can’t imagine that goes down well

dept,

i mean my dad was rear ended causing him to rear end the person in front. Insurance didn’t believe him before the dashcam footage.

variants,

A car tried to reverse onto me the other day, at a red light they went forward then popped it into reverse and backed up really quick but luckily stopped before it hit me

MaoZedongers,

Dod they pop it into reverse or was it just them slow shifting a manual and having it roll backwards?

variants,

No the reverse lights came on, I panicked and didn’t get to pop off a honk

flambonkscious, in 'We are splattered here today'

Great title, that was perfect

PeterPoopshit, (edited ) in anvil posting

For $1000, I wonder if someone could rig together a very shitty way of making low quality anvils out of garbage like aluminum or very shitty steel/cast iron and pass it off as a “real anvil” that I found in the dump or something.

That would be a lot of work of course but in today’s economy and job market, a huge amount of effort just to get $1000 isn’t necessarily a waste of time especially if you can do it multiple times before they find out.

mojofrododojo,

talking to blacksmithy friends - that’s kinda what amazon / harbor freight are doing with their shitty anvils already.

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

I think they say $4 per pound of steel is reasonable so you could probably run a harbor freight scheme and clear them out.

thatsTheCatch, in Mario or something idk I dont watch anime

His cheeks ain’t the only place he’s storing nuts

JoShmoe,

I always store my nuts in the cheeks

Llewellyn,

In whose cheeks?

beckerist, in 'We are splattered here today'

This basically describes the first scene in The Boys

rockerface,

The consequences of unprotected handholding

Zoboomafoo,

She got what she deserved, pedestrians shouldn’t be on the street where the cars and speedsters are /s

Dabro, in Let's not mention that His dad was looking at your dick.

Is that Mormon Jesus I spy?

The_Lopen,

That’s him. I’ve only ever seen a middle-eastern Jesus displayed in my church building once, but it looked much better than this one. I wish we didn’t use this depiction as much as we do.

starman2112, (edited ) in Lmk
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A lot of people think that to get to orbit, you just have to go up, but actually you need to go sideways.

Imagine throwing a ball that leaves a visual trail behind it. You throw it straight up, it comes straight back down and just leaves a vertical line. Throw it across the room, and it makes an arc. Take it outside, throw it really hard, and it makes a bigger arc. Zoom the camera out, and throw it so hard it goes over the horizon. It leaves a pretty long arc right? If you throw it hard enough, that arc goes farther and farther past the horizon until it misses the ground entirely and comes right back around to you. That’s an orbit!

But that’s only part of it. You see, any time you impart force on an object in orbit, you only change its trajectory, not its current position. Since your arm is now the lowest part in the ball’s orbit, you can never raise that point above where your arm is. But you can affect the other side of its orbit–the faster you throw the ball, the higher the opposite side of the orbit gets. Let’s head up to the highest point in the ball’s orbit, and give it another push. Again, that doesn’t affect its current position, but it does affect its trajectory. Making the ball go faster forward increases height at the opposite side of its orbit, so if we push it with the right amount of force, we can make its orbit circular!

Now you know enough to get a rocket to space! Well, kind of. You also need to know about fuel and the tyranny of the rocket equation, but that can wait until you play Kerbal Space Program or get a job at NASA

Willer,

yeh thats like the first thing you intuitively learn when playing KSP.

jas0n,

Hey! Your user name matches the things you said!

starman2112, (edited )
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Let’s imagine we’re in a rocket ship in a circular orbit, and we want to go back to earth. You might think you need to point towards the ground and turn your engine on, but remember how we got up here–we’re in orbit because we’re going sideways very fast. The most efficient way to come down is to point backward along our orbit and slow ourselves down, to lower the height at the opposite side.

What happens if we do point straight downward? Well, we would start going downward, but because we aren’t pointing straight backward, we aren’t actually reducing our speed, only changing the direction of the orbit. It would take much more energy to come back to earth this way, and because we aren’t actually reducing our speed, it would be much more dangerous, because we would be entering the atmosphere faster than if we had pointed backwards instead.

In a worst case scenario, we would run out of fuel before re-entering the atmosphere. This is very bad, because as we fall towards the earth, we start moving faster. Remember how moving faster at the lowest point in an orbit increases the height of the highest point? If we don’t hit the atmosphere, the top of our orbit will end up even higher than it was before!

Willer,

worst case, you miss the earth and go lost on a massive elliptical orbit for some time.

raynethackery,

To return 500 years later.

Blue_Morpho,

The Guide says there is an art to flying", said Ford, "or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

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Harbinger01173430, in You Are

This is getting depressing too quickly :( I always had the hope that world war three would be earth vs the solar colonies instead of just earth vs earth…

TokenBoomer,

When the protomolecule makes the Ring you’ll know it’s time for WW3.

Harbinger01173430,

Is this an anime reference i am not too cultured to understand? :')

TokenBoomer,

The Expanse books.

Harbinger01173430,

Heck, I thought it was Macross and protoculture

bfg9k,
@bfg9k@lemmy.world avatar

The Expanse, it’s a live action scifi drama

geekworking, in 'We are splattered here today'

What’s the last thing that goes through a bugs mind when it hits a windshield? Its asshole.

RedditWanderer,

While we’re on this very topic, isnt it technically his mind that goes through his asshole?

skulblaka,

I think that depends on your definitions of “mind”, “hole”, and “going”

MR_GABARISE, (edited ) in it'll actually be fun

I realized this game was a writing masterpiece when >!the woman you could harass like a true lunatic with unfounded suppositions about her husband being missing ended up being the wife of the guy whose corpse you can find on the pier!<.

DingoBilly, in Okay, okay, you talked me into coffee.

Lol they’re so kooky omg! We just have to go inside for a coffee!!

TWeaK, in 'We are splattered here today'

What’s the last thing to go through a fly’s mind as it hits the windshield?

It’s ass.

umbrella, in 'We are splattered here today'
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

ever notice how this is getting rare?

we used to get a rain of bugs when travelling by car at night on back roads.

M137,
@M137@lemmy.world avatar

Not just back roads, it used to be almost everywhere. Even riding your bike you often had bugs smash into your face. It’s really eerie now that it’s not a thing anymore.

problematicPanther,
@problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

15 years ago i couldn’t go for a run without getting a bunch of cluster flies in my teeth and eyes. now, i hardly see them anymore. and not just because i don’t run as often.

PatMustard,

Improved car aerodynamics I guess

Zoboomafoo,

That was my first thought as well, it seems to be borh

PatMustard,

I did a quick search after the other replies came in, scientific consensus seems to be "more research required to be scientific about it, but looks like there are way less bugs about’

toynbee,

Moreso the bug apocalypse.

PatMustard,

Yeah that does seem more likely

XEAL,

And less bugs around

M137,
@M137@lemmy.world avatar

You say that like you think everyone has newer cars. It’s absolutely not about that. It’s our destruction of the climate, which has killed off the majority of insects.

ramirezmike,

remember how white vehicles were always covered with dead bugs? and how people used to put nets on their front bumper?

Gerudo,

There are scientists who actually study bug strikes on vehicles. They use it to measure insect decline, and if you’re wondering, it’s massive. I think one article I read had it as high as 40% over the last 20 years in some areas.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

It’s all my fault. I accidentally hit an entire swarm of bees with my car in the 90s and it’s all gone downhill from there. Hell of a thing to clean off.

SocialMediaRefugee,

We’re paving over open space as fast as possible

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

It’s the same with birds.

Growing up I used to get woken up by the sounds of thousands of birds tweeting and chirping.

Now I’m lucky to hear a bird that isn’t a crow

mmazikinn, in Time for some saturday gaming, guys

telamon and clockwork are rolling in their bricky grave

HawlSera, in If you like pina coladas, you might also like walks in the rain

I agree with all three of these points unironically…

Seriously, I can’t stand white meat chicken, it’s so dry

Fal,
@Fal@yiffit.net avatar

Dry? Wtf? Learn to make chicken better

HawlSera,

It’s only White Meat that’s dry, Dark Meat’s pretty dope

Sagifurius,

…that’s overcooked dude. It really shouldn’t be.

Tikiporch,

Sous vide or precision cooker changes that entirely.

Sunfoil,

Yeah these are all logically sound. Most examples people are putting in comments are also pretty true.

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