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Monument, in Lmk

I knew something once. It was awful.

Yannotron,

That’s an ace comment! Thank you for the smile provoking words.

PeriodicallyPedantic, in play stupid games

How else do you store your donuts?

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detectivesniffles,
@detectivesniffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

damn i ain’t got shit on that

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

You should shower if you have shit on it.

bl_r,

I store them in my stomach

Slovene, in Its a doggy dog world out there

That joke is stolen from Richard Pryor. “I’ve been doing coke for 15 years and I’m still not addicted.” Or something like that.

XEAL, in Fish are our friends

Reminds me off… (NSFW-ish)

thefluffiest, in Lmk

Be careful. Before you know it they’re making you drink hemlock for corrupting the youth and idolizing false gods.

HowManyNimons, in Truly shocking

Am I the only one who reads this in Big Gay Al’s voice?

defame,

Gig Gay Al or Mr. Slave?

Gork, in Fish are our friends

What if it’s a piranha

Kolanaki, in Its a doggy dog world out there
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Doggy dog world

It’s a dog eat dog world. Bone apple tit!

hikikoma,

It’s bon appétit. They’re a diamond dozen!

Sylvartas,

It’s “a dime a dozen”. As they say, knowledge is power, France is bacon.

key, in Fish are our friends
@key@lemmy.keychat.org avatar

But do you eat the fish afterwards?

pancakes,
@pancakes@sh.itjust.works avatar

I prefer my fish to be cream filled

nightwatch_admin,

Oreo Fish? Who wouldn’t want Oreo Fish?

fidodo, in If you like pina coladas, you might also like walks in the rain

If you like vanilla ice cream, but don’t like chugging raw vanilla extract, then you like cream and sugar more than vanilla.

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

i mean, yes

straight up unflavoured (except for sugar) icecream is perfectly fine

chewing on a vanilla bean is probably not that amazing

Buck,

Especially since vanilla beans don’t exist

KairuByte,
@KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

The vanilla orchid would like a word with you.

Sagifurius,

www.beanilla.com/vanilla/vanilla-beans

Buck,

My bad, I did not know they were called beans. I always called them stalks.

0ops,

https://media.tenor.com/5J1Oqdazt-0AAAAM/incredibles-titan.gif

creditCrazy,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

Meanwhile me chugging bottles of pure vanilla extract

logos,

You’re an alcoholic more than you like vanilla

DarkDiamondK, in Mario or something idk I dont watch anime
@DarkDiamondK@lemmy.world avatar

Damn, that’s nuts

Kolanaki, (edited ) in If you like pina coladas, you might also like walks in the rain
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Uh… No. I like milk more than cacao. You don’t need sugar for milk chocolate. You can get unsweetened milk chocolate in the baking aisle. That’s what I use for chocolate chip cookies or if I plan on making a sauce.

I also just happen to have a bar of 90% cacao dark and a milk chocolate bar from the same brand (chocolate xoxo) on hand, and they both have 14g of sugar.

force,

doesn’t milk have a lot of sugar

Schadrach,

About 13 grams per cup.

limelight79, in If you like pina coladas, you might also like walks in the rain

“Mindblowing”

BananaPeal, in Mario or something idk I dont watch anime
@BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works avatar

Alvin and the Deeznuts

Imgonnatrythis, in Did you sign the card?

At least Bill has an excuse

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