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driving_crooner, in Wake up!
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This is way better than ours who bite our elbows.

ummthatguy, in I hated the Colonel, with his wee beady eyes!
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https://i.makeagif.com/media/8-03-2018/58vAuR.gif

We have a piper down. I repeat, we have a piper down.

walter_wiggles, in I hated the Colonel, with his wee beady eyes!

Lies lies tiny eyes

DigitalTraveler42, in I hated the Colonel, with his wee beady eyes!

How are you going to do Rod Stewart like this? lol.

altima_neo,
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People trying to cancel his magestic self retroactively because he sang Baby it’s Cold with Dolly

NigelFrobisher,

Dolly the sheep?

DigitalTraveler42,

Who is trying that for that? Just sounds like dumb right winger propaganda to generate an overreaction to “cancel culture” as usual to me.

SirBucksworth, in I hated the Colonel, with his wee beady eyes!
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If you want my chicken and you think it’s crispy, cmon baby let me know!

JustMy2c, in If you like pina coladas, you might also like walks in the rain

This is a thruth beyond initial comprehension.

It is true for most supermarket foods.

altima_neo, in Me and my kid IRL
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He just does his boy dirty like that? Damn!

0x4E4F,

Lol 🤣… yeah, he likes it 🤣…he starts falling slow motion to the ground to evade the attack and pick up something bigger from the neverending imaginary aresenal 🤣.

son_named_bort, in Lmk

I know nothing about anything.

Macrocarpa, in Old lady

archive.org/…/isabella-the-people-in-my-head

unexposedhazard, in Me and my kid IRL

I mean, hell yeah…

PeterPoopshit, (edited ) in >>>>

Having sex with women is considered gay in 2024. Since it’s gay either way, you might as well go for the bussy.

Assman, in Lmk
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Just fine dining and breathing, I’m afraid

chuckleslord,

“My name?”

PunnyName, in Me and my kid IRL

Thank you, Red Ball.

waz, in Okay, okay, you talked me into coffee.

Isn’t a raptor a bird?

Annoyed_Crabby,

They probably mean this Raptor

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1e/F-22_Raptor_edit1_%28cropped%29.jpg

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

It’s a bird! It’s a plane!

FlyingSquid,
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They mean velociraptor, but they’re called raptors in Jurassic Park multiple times, so…

tubaruco,

“velociraptor”

cause those thing in jp are not velociraptors

FlyingSquid,
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I know, the real ones were the size of turkeys. I still wouldn’t want to run into one.

tubaruco,

i would love to run into one, but only after knowing how aggressive they would be

in case theyre very aggressive i would like them to be in something similar to an aviary, so that they wont hurt me

webghost0101, in If you like pina coladas, you might also like walks in the rain

Real tea lovers eat the dry herbs straight from the bag.

PopcornTin,

A bag? I just rip the leaves off a tree and suck on 'em.

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