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model_tar_gz, in Okay, okay, you talked me into coffee.

Coffee shop named ‘meh’. tbh I’m feeling pretty ‘meh’ about it.

paholg,

I think it’s “mela”.

LemmyKnowsBest,

I agree. I’m gonna risk the raptors.

mmazikinn, in Skeleton Fact #1020

actually it’s filled with small virtual particles called deez and antideez that spontaneously annihilate my testicles

hypersigil_media, in How much for cuddles?

How much for a blumpkin?

PatMustard, in it'll actually be fun

Cuno isn’t a meth child, that’s just how scousers are

TheSambassador,

Pretty sure Cuno straight up says he does drugs.

PatMustard,

Yeah he does, it was but a jape

DragonTypeWyvern,

Once they try meth, sure

CryptidBestiary, in Did you sign the card?

Even when there’s an alien invasion, people would still be slaves to their jobs 😔

jawa21,

See: Half Life

BobbyNevada,

Those bills aren’t going to pat for themselves.

SpaceCowboy, in If you like pina coladas, you might also like walks in the rain
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I like chicken, just don’t like salmonella.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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I like salmonella more than chicken. Damn devil bird…

anarchy79,
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How do you feel about shellfish?

Jerb322, in snAck!
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"Let me tell you…those were the days "

Hereforpron2, in Me and my kid IRL

What is this from? It’s great

0x4E4F,

Have no idea, found it in the wild.

rhacer, in I hated the Colonel, with his wee beady eyes!

Hot Legs was one of his better recipes.

NOPper, in Fish are our friends

Ol Greg saying “Easy now my fuzzy little man peach”

SpaceCowboy, in Its a doggy dog world out there
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Also it’s actually not that hard to quit smoking. I’ve quit smoking four times.

Akasazh,
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When I used to smoke I made the new years resolution ever year ‘to stop more often next year’

I go on holiday more nowadays, feels like a better use of the money

anarchy79,
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That is fucking hilarious! Is what a 15-year old high-schooler would say!

charonn0,
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Close. It’s from someone that a 15 year old high schooler might be assigned to read.

anarchy79,
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WC Fields? I doubt a single 15 year old in America knows who that even is. The point is that the joke is almost a hundred years old. Do you want to do Who’s on First too?

LarmyOfLone,

On a serious note, there is a type of natural Antidepressant in cigarette smoke (MAOIs) which you come off of like 2 weeks delayed because it has a type of reservoir in the body. So once you quit you can get like delayed withdrawal symptoms.

SpaceCowboy,
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Yeah, can confirm, though it was usually around a week for me. First couple of days are rough, then you start feeling better, then a few days later you feel like shit again.

LarmyOfLone,

Yeah not sure about the time frame. For me it wasn’t too bad because I switched to vaping so I still had nicotine. But it would have helped if I had known why I was suddenly in such a super bad mood for a few days haha.

RIP_Cheems, in Mario or something idk I dont watch anime
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DAMN, ALVIN GOT SOME NUTS

bruhduh,
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Deez nuts

creditCrazy, in If you like pina coladas, you might also like walks in the rain
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I don’t get it. Like if you like dark chocolate but not baker’s chocolate you like the sugar more than the chocolate.

fidodo,

Sounds like you get it. They’re all dunking on their dumb logic

portside, in Lmk

Mitochondria is the power house of the cell

Kowowow, in I hated the Colonel, with his wee beady eyes!

Reminds me of columbo

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