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wason, in Should I quit my monthly expenses for alcohol?

Why no one’s talking about the math? Monthly expenses add to $49,000 times 12 equal $588,000 per year. That’s clearly not $300,000 and not even earning $400,000 gets you to the end of the year.

Jay,

Because the joke is about spending so much money on things like porn and alcohol. It’s just a joke, no real statement of expenses.

doggle,

They’re paying $7k/month for a gym membership. Bad math is the joke.

Default_Defect, in [Pomp and Circumstance playing in the background]
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Macho Man shakes your hand.

theodewere, in Useful tip for declutering your mind.
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then it's all about finding a lock of hair

DaMonsterKnees, in Let's all be thankful.
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I prefer Orson Welles’ first album…

BobbyNevada, in Don't want to give them any funny ideas

youtu.be/v07Q9i2UpNk?si=45V7rNYc9tdOkxPG

Goats are just unreasonable.

Tedesche, in Should I quit my monthly expenses for alcohol?

I live in NYC and in Manhattan to boot, and this is such mf’ing garbage. Please, any non-NYers in this thread: do NOT think these costs are accurate. These wouldn’t be accurate anywhere.

Stop trying to bait rage and disparage NYC, OP. This is a pathetic attempt and you’re a POS for making it.

spacesweedkid27, in Useful tip for declutering your mind.

I know him, he’s me.

IjonTichy, in Should I quit my monthly expenses for alcohol?

Ok, so this is obvious rage bait, but by pointing this out I'm making an idiot out of myself bc everyone in this thread knows that it's rage bait and just goes along, or am I overthinking this?

Tattorack, in Microplastic overdose
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Baby steps… Baby steps…

penquin, in Startling!
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I laughed out loud and my wife thought I was stupid for laughing at my phone

chikaygo,

Same man, cept my cats were the audience.

FlyingSquid, in A magical place indeed
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So, like, card tricks?

Aggravationstation, in Startling!

Oh boy, this one got me

DaMonsterKnees,
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I’m still laughing, friend, let’s help each other.

blahsay, in Should I quit my monthly expenses for alcohol?

The real joke here is watching satire completely miss the commenters 😂

GrammatonCleric, in Useful tip for declutering your mind.
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Fuck OP for getting me into debt!

GrammatonCleric, in Spooky sewer sandler moment
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I’m trying to laugh, but I can’t find anything to laugh at.

MightyGalhupo,

Adam Sandler is an actor who is known for his, let’s say notable, acting.

In the image that’s him (I think) in the sewer thing so this is saying Ah! Damn (Adam) Sandler (Sandler). That’s my interpretation though.

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